All St. Louis Gas Stations shall rename their 44oz...


Author: John Sadl
Started: January 29, 2006, 10:24:39 am
Target: Local Gas Stations
Category: Health
Supporters:

11
Goal:

1,000
Goal Progress:

2% Complete
Status

Active
It is a fact that gas stations must sell hundreds of 44oz beverages each month in order to stay in business. We all know that if gas stations close there will be no gas for our cars. No gas for our cars is the leading cause of confusion and delay. Confusion and delay is the leading cause of MURDER and murder is the leading cause of death which is the leading cause of our family and friends suddenly not being around anymore.

Luckly we have Matt Huff. Matt Huff, born in Maxville County is the leading purchaser of 44oz beverages in the St. Louis area. In fact, Matt Huff's purchases alone account for 3/4 of the areas gas stations staying in business, many of which turn a mighty nice profit! I say it's high time someone recognized Matt Huff's contribution! Don't you?

Please join me and countless local gas station owners in signing this petition to rename all 44oz beverage containers "The Matt Huff".

Thank You.

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Erin Frank said 09/26/07, 9:13 am (verified)
Confusion, delay, murder, death, friends and family not being around anymore???? I'm sure glad thhat I support re-naming all 44-ounce beverages
#11

wow. said 02/12/06, 7:08 am (verified)
weird. i know a kid in CT named Matt Huff.
#10

John Bohnert said 01/31/06, 4:34 pm (verified)
I'm confused, I though Matt Huff purchased the 44 oz. sode not to quench his thirst but to gratify his own desire of being a 1 year old child sucking on a 44 oz. boob.
#9

Todd Wilson said 01/31/06, 3:43 pm (verified)
Drink up buddy! That weight will start flying off.
#8

Matt Huff said 01/31/06, 4:54 am (verified)
I do not support this petition. I would much rather have a bacon double cheese burger with my name on it.
#7

Ray Johnson -Owner of Motomart in Eureka said 01/30/06, 5:32 am (verified)
Words can't describe how greatful I am that you drink entirely too much soda. Because of you Santa Claus didn't have to shit down our chimney this past christmas.
#6

Jason Kaiser said 01/29/06, 11:20 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#5

Toni Lang said 01/29/06, 10:28 pm (verified)
The term "big gulp" should not be used in conjuction with Matt Huff..... trust me.
#4

Dazzlin Dave said 01/29/06, 8:38 pm (verified)
Oh, is that how he got the name "big gulp"? I was told it was started another way.
#3

MOTLEYCRUEFUCKINGRULES said 01/29/06, 1:42 pm (verified)
I hope Matt Huff drowns in his 44 oz. beverage and you should just got fuck yourself.
#2

John Sadl said 01/29/06, 10:24 am (verified)
It's about damn time!!!
#1