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We believe that it is disgusting that some people should be born virgins! And we are here to petition god into making all of us non virgins. That is right all of us are non virgins from the start! Doesn't that sound awsome? I think so! So if you don't want to suffer the pain of alone when all your friends get girlfriends/boyfriends and you are all alone because you can't get with either then sign this petition so you can proudly show your face in public and be able to say... "I am not a virgin!" Yes that is right shout it out, after you sign this petition, your kids are saved the trouble of having to jack off in secret while you are in the other room doing the exact same thing. So put porn at rest, stop worrying about buying kleenex, and just sign this petition. I mean your hands must be absouluty shaking right now because you probably aren't jacking off listening to B2k or something like that watching your fat old nextdoor neighboor do areobics in the living room. Just sign this. I repeat sign this. And fatty old next door neighboor. You can't sue us becuase this is true. Sign this! If you want other reasons, think about high school. Then sign this you dickwads. SIGN THIS!!!
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