Anti Emo Cult

Published December 30, 2005

Emo hunting should be legalized. What is emo hunting season? Its when all us dedicated anti-emo people like the A.E.C ( anti-emo cult.) Go hunting for emos in the forest. It's like hunting for deer but this time, its emos. K so Like i am Basically making this because there is just this ONE EMO, who I think deserves to die the most... and her name is Colleen. You can send her hatemail at eternalrabbit@aol.com and her myspace is www.myspace.com/if_u_dun_lyk_it_then_git. Obtw, another EMO FAT**** that we don't like is A guy name Jake, which he calls himself Tyler. I dunno he changed his identity when Matt comment on his myspace posting up a conversation about him Rofl. that was great. >;[ . oh yeah but His AIM is ItsFlippinJake and his myspace is www.myspace.com/swfjake. So if you don't like emos SiGN THE petition, that's why your reading this. Oh and btw, if you're an emo... and you sign this.. you can go to ****ing hell, because AEC MEMBERS OUTRUN YOU and dont give a **** if you sign this saying ' emos rock.. dont hate on emos.' Honestly we CAN CARE LESS... and you can suck my nonexsistent dick because I am sure going to enjoy it. And like Shizzle Dizzle said "These emo people are ruining the culture of America,by playing emo music,looking sad all the time,and cutting their wrist.I think that this style of life is poisoning our youth with sayings like 'when in doubt,commit suicide .'Yes,kill those ****ers.We should join the march into Washington to join the brigades to fight emonism...its as bad as terrorism. They say stuff like 'up the highway..not across the street....this is about when they cut there wrist....' soo join the anti-emo army."

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