Ashlee Simpson is a fake. Blow me.

I was going to write something, but my band played the wrong song.

By the way: I forgot to say, Ashlee, if you're reading this, I hope you choke on your dad's pork-sword, and as a result bite it off (thus helping to prevent any further contamination of the gene-pool). I further hope that you then start fitting and accidentally push your sister into a vat of highly corrosive acid, which burns & welds her genitals firmly shut. I then finally hope that you suffocate on the severed pork-sword and die. PS: Burn in hell you parasitic peice of worthless scum...

How do you make Ashlee Simpson's nose 2ft long? . . . . . . . Bend it in half! HARDY-FRiGGiN-HA!

Have you nothing better in YOUR miserable life than making petition for miserable artists who can't sing. Ashlee Simpson is the queen of all you ugly bitches. Go fuck yourself!

Even James Hetfield learned to sing after singing lessons, maybe she could get some too after Pizer comes out with that anti fat/wannabe/cum-throat pill.

I would come back to life and slap the bitch to make her shut the fuck up!!!!

i *heart* ashlee

Asshleeee, You suck. How did you get a career? Oh right, your sister is a mediocre talent too... too bad you can't carry a tune or even lip sync convincingly. You might want to prepare for a 2nd career as a waitress.

I would call her trailer trash but even Rednecks take out their garbage. She is a pure whore with no singing ability at all.

She is pure lard and suck 100% dog anus. hahah

Shes pretty fucking hot, but her sister is a goddess. Her songs are kind of catchy, but thats about all...=D

what are you petitioning?

rot in hell you whore.

She's shitty.

Ashlee, can you introduce me to your sister? I want her to sit on my face. Sorry I can't do that with you again, it's just that your nose really jams up into clit like a jackhammer and it's a little too much for me to handle. That and Jessica is actually hot. We can then make videos and cell phone pictures to be released when someone steals them from me AGAIN. And she's dumb, so I can relate to her. Thanks a million.

Hey Ashlee... sound familiar? "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!"

ASHLEE, MY FINGERS STILL STINK FROM HAVING THEM IN YOUR PUSSY LAST NIGHT

Personally, I loved the acid reflux excuse. I wonder who came up with that one. Well, as long as there are teenage girls willing to spend their parents' money, there will be people stupid enough to buy her cd. But in a year or two (less if we're lucky) she'll just go away, and the next time we see her will be on a VH1 special - or behind the music. ASHLEE, MOVE OUT OF THE WAY FOR SOMEONE WITH TALENT. And while you're at it, take your only slightly more talented sister (and her plastic surgery sculpted face and body) with you.

its funny, the "stop ashlee petition" had like a gazillion people sign it and the "ashlee rocks" petition had 84...what do you think...she'd be better if she beat midgets when on stage...

Her music sucks, and her dad is annoying, but i would love to fuck her face while her sister gave me a dish-washer.

My sister seriously is not good. If fact, she blows dog. Someone please let her know this because I am much to nice to let her know myself.

Does anyone remember a better, simpler time when no-talent pop whores had to be attractive. Not, ugly big nose bitches like Ashlee (nice spelling, a-hole). Give me Stacey Q or give me death!

i'd like to give her a hot lunch

I just want to know who told the Simpson sisters they had ANY god given talent whatsoever and then take a big rubber hose to his head for subjecting the world to the utter worthlessness of these two would-be Denny's waitresses

I had fallen in love with Ashlee when she was on 7th Heaven. If 14 years in Catholic school taught me anything, pseudo-Christian girls 'put-out'. And, that's one belief I live by. No, that wasn't a jig on SNL. She was just sore from 'singin into my mic' all night long. When does Ruthie turn 18?

Ashlex Sympsin IS TEH ROXORS! My webb sight, www.MangyDog.com, es the besst wey 2 pey triboot 2 her. U shuld go 2 it, unless yer ghey.

I think Ashlee Simpson should marry OJ simpson because there wouldn't be any paper work on the name change and if we are lucky if we are really lucky history will repeat itslef. www.happyforapathy.com

Ashlee Simpson sucks donkey balls.. but when she does it, the sound isn't her slurping, it's a pre-recorded "backing track".

It's a little sad that the internet can make someone feel like what they say is valuable. This performer has very, very little talent and no clearly defined message. Most of you like her because she is "cool", and "she rawks". Neither she (nor you) will change the face of a planet that desperately needs changing. Quit being so trivial and pithy with what you are passionate about. The one way A. Simpson could earn my respect is if she would freely admit that she could take a punch in the face on live TV.

All ashlee simpson fans should die. Bookmark this page idiots for when you actually get out of high school (if you're still alive) then you can look back and shoot yourself.

It's "Grammar" not "Grammer".

Ashlee Simpson is a hack and phony. She is an example of why pop music sucks so bad these days.

HAVE YOU NOTICED ALL YOU ASHLEE SIMPSON LOVERS THAT YOU HAVE BAD GRAMMER! FREAKS! ALL OF YOU!

she rox u cocks!

A 2x4 to the larnyx would fix all of our Ashlee problems I think...

We drown her in homeland because she no work the fields!

UFIA? More like a WFIA. Bababooie Bababooie Fark.com

I just had sex with Ashlee an Jessica in a tangled ball of human heat. Ashlee gives a mean UFIA. I couldn't take it when she started singing (or lipsinking (sic) as the brillant author of this "petition" calls it because her lips were moving but the only thing coming out was my manhood that I had deposited earlier) I had to leave. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Oh, man, there's nothing more I'd love to do that ram her up her pooper three ways from Sunday.

i would fuck that no talent whore from here to tomorrow

Ashlee Simpson is a no talent ho. She is riding her sisters coattails to get her on mtv and a record contract. She cant sing to save her life, everything you hera on the cd is manupilated, what you saw on her show....when she would try to sing and sound like a sheep that just got hit by a mack truck....thats how she sounds all the time!!!! NO TALENT!!!!!

I should be shot at birth. p.s thats what u get u ***** and mother******!!!

Ashlee is awesome she just a person like all the rest of us come on geuss get a life. Lets see all you people that are talkin crap get out there and sing since all you have time to do is sit on these petion things and be stupid let her be people if you dont like her dont listen change the channel so get a life guys leave her alone

Hey Alissa, want to play with some poo with me?

excuse me lorenzo ashlee can sing and im not wasting my money on buying her c.d she can sing better than u ever will b able 2 LEAVE ASHLEE ALONE NOBODYS PERFECT SO DONT EXPECT ASHLEE TO BE!

Ashlee Simpson is NOT allowed to wear L.A.M.B. No. She is not. Stop her!!!!!!!!

Ashley likes poop too and so do I. I used to date (f*ck) her. She would rub poop in my chest hair while I pulled on her nipples with pliers.

i like poop

im srrry u ppls ashlee is so sexy n hot y did i ever say bad things bout her?! Y Y Y!?? I LOVE ASH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hey, Guys dont worry bout what happened on SNL... she did it cuz her voice was raspee, dont u guys watch the Ashlee Simpsons Show????????????????????? ?????? p.s RYAN IS SO SEXY!!!!!!

Hey, can u guys please stop saying mean things bout Ash?? I mean i dont wanna anyone 2 hurt her

Some people should be shot at birth.

Ashley Simpson cannot sing at all I wish someone would tell her because stupid people r buying her cd's which are a waste of money because she is faking out all her fans. She needs to just get another day job and leave the singing to her sister and brother in law

I like the comments some of you made about her being genuine and a good singer, both of which are lies. support her if you want but your being fans means nothing to that bitch. shes cashing in on your stupidity and you are all happily paying for hers. since none of you can spell for shit i'm assuming your all about 9 or 10 years old. her target audience since you little girls have such tremendous brain capacity like her. do your parents a favor you brats and stop wasting their hard earned money on garbage. Next time your gonna buy a CD go inside and look past the first 'pop' isle. your support of her is killing music and your intellect.

I think those who are "anti-ashlee" she sing for everyone and see who sings better, cause I can tell you right now that half the people can't stand in front of a crowd and sijgn at least ONE song were she can sing a whole record and not even get nervous...ASH ROCKS!!!!!!!

if i ould i would fuk her then i would tell her how muh she suks ass so there bithes

ya, at first i didnt like ashlee simpson, i thought she was a fake, i thought she didnt have any talent whatsoever....but then i watched her show, i saw her charisma, her live performances and such, and it really, really showed me what it is that i WANT to be... i guess what i'm trying to say is that shes the best, and even if you dont like her music, respect her for what she CAN do...thenx email me @ kittensffrg@yahoo.com

Dude I mst sign my petion.. I rock so like punk! OMG!! you guys hu love me.. i love u mre! yay for being punk rock!

I love Ash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

Please also sign another petition in favor of Ashlee Simpson: www.AwesomeAshlee.com

Okey, first off, shut the hell up! Ashlee Simpson sux ass! Shez a fake and if i could, i would smack her around and bring her to the harsh reality that she has no talent!What a freakin loser that bitch is!!! I HATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ashlee Simpson you rock!!!!Your the best, your awsome!!! I love ashlee simpson she is so cool she singes Great and yes I think its cooooooooool too that she writes her own music. She doesnt lipsink, and I just find her someone I can looke up to I love you ashlee and you have soooooooooooooooooooo many fans that love you!!!!!

Ok, this is A ashlee simpson petiton for everyone who loves her, there are to many to count yes we know, So all of you Haters GET LOST!! Ashlee you rock, I really like all of your music!! Ashlee simpson ROCKS AND SHE IS THE COOLEST!!

WHAT WAS THAT NOISE? IT SOUNDED LIKE A 747 CRASHING ON THE HIGHWAY. NO WAIT, THE WAS JUST ASHLEE TRYING TO SING AGAIN.

Ashlee Simpson has a penis, I know because my mom and her mom went to college together, they wanted to have an operation but the doctors said too risky, plus it might mess up her beautiful voice (cough cough) Ohhhh Ashlee, let me hold your throbbing meat stick.

Hay evurybudee luk at ME! Mie nam iz Jordan I rote the messuj beelow. Luk how gud I kan spell, mye paruntz R so prowd of Me! I repruhzen... repercent... reprocent... uhhhh, whatevur, too big a word, but anywayz I stand for the yooth of todaye! And Yeah Ashley Rox! How doo eye noe? Becuzz my TV told me so! God what a loser.... well, it explains how a piece of shit like Ashley Simpson could sell as many records as she apparently has, there are more inbred trailer-trash in America than most of us realize.... PATHETIC.

Ashlee Simpson Rox!!IDK y people alwayz try 2 put her down!!She has talent!!!U Guyz R Probly just jjealous that shez more famous than u evr dream of bein!!Haha.Im sooo sick of Ashlee Hatas!!!!lEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE!!!She deserves ur respect,i dont think any1 of u guyz could evr have a #1 CD!!!Haha.U Guyz Make Me Laff!!Well at least Ashlee has loyal fanz 2 help her thru all the criticism!!

The only reason I am posting in here is to tell you the ashlee simpson suck petition has way more votes then you. And most of your petitions are to say how terrible ashlee simpson is. So ha BITCHES. Ashlee Simpson sucks

Go ashlee! I love how ashlee simpson loves all of her fans so much she is a great singer if you ever see this know that you have sooooooo many fans that trully love you and respect you and think you rock!!!!!

ASHELEE SIMPSONE SUCKS sooo much i like pieces pieces of me like SAVE ME come on , all of these young singers can't even sing at all like HILLARY hahah like what a joke SAVE MY SOUL hahahha

Ashlee you rock!Man I wish she was my sis. To all you haters on her you guys just stop! Ashlee is a great singer, and she sings from her heart. Ash if you ever see this " You rock no madder what anyone says!" Don't let people put you down. You and Jessica rock! Both of you have faith and dont stop having faith in yourselfs! Okay? By the way I'm your most biggest fan! Just like Ashlee says " I can't hate" but i really do not like haters. Okay whatever live your sorry lives without Ashlee Simpsons music you'll regret it!

Tune into Fear Factor next week when six more contestants from around the USA will have do endure Ashlee in concert for the whole show. The one who can sit thru it the longest is the winner gets $50k (not nearly enough, really)...

I HATE ASHLEE SIMPSON AND SHE SHOUDL NEVER SING AGAIN SHES JUST LIKE AVRIL LAVIGNE EVERYONE WHO HAS BOUGHT HER CD JUST WASTED THEIR TIME AND MONEY...SHE SUCKS!!!!AND HAS THE WORST VOICE IVE EVER HEARD...(WE IN DOUBT..CAUGHT LIP SYNCHING DO THE HOE DOWN!)

I want Ashley Simpson to press her big nose into my butt hole while I let out a succulent fart. Then I want to toss my man-milk onto her fat ass while she lip-syncs to my Bette Midler CDs.

If you hate ashlee, then good for you, dont listen to her, but you don't need to bash her on the internet. My god, let her enjoy what she likes to, i personally love her music, and if i for some reason didnt, i DEFF. wouldnt put her down. Ashlee keep on singing, i will always support you!!!

PLEASE STOP THE HORRIBLE SINGER SHE DOESNT KNOE HOW 2 AT ALL. PLAESE HELP THE GURL GET SOME HELP AND TAKE HER AWAY

I would just like to say i think Ashley is a good artist. I believe the mark of talent is writing your own material and being able to tell your life experiences or feelings through the music - no matter if its rnb, hip hop, rock, punk, pop....etc. I do think Ashlee is talented and if she wasn't she would not have sold thousands of albums in the first week of release. Keep on doing it Ashlee!

I support this petition.

okay you noe what she fucking lip sinked she sucks at singing she's so ugly with that long nose of herz but u noe she just wants to get popular because of her fucking sister jessica but that it's it okay ,okay i said it good bye....

she sucks.. but still shes hot. but the hater petition was like a million signatures and this one has 22.. ha

Hey "Talent Where" I wanna know why your like every other person out there...I just would like to know why People cant like what they like...I mean whats up with dissing people man. Ok you dont like ashlee simpson thats fine thats great you might think that ashlee simpson has no talent but to some people she is there fav singer or someone they look up to i mean she is a lot better then slut face Brintey spears ( no offence to all of the B.S fans) but anyways all I am saying Is Why cant people like what they wanna like? I mean you like what you like right to people yell at you? I think its really sad about you its to bad ino everyone has a chance not to be a bully not to be cruel if only i could get my message out to you...Well yea you need to learn how to be a nice person!! Well Ill ttyl!!!

I dont respect little kids who talk like this - "u guys r 2 kewl and ashleeeeee simpson 4 eva!" "She rocks soooooooo much! Sooooooo cooooool!" You kids need to grow up. One day you WILL realize how big of posers you guys are and you're following the biggest poser since Avril Lavigne. So where does it take talent to lip sync? Or the fact your single is actually titles "la la". Oh my god you children today have no taste in music whatsover. But dont worry, some of you dumbasses will grow up one of these days and realize what shit for music youve been listening to. Too bad...so sad.

We love you,ASHLEEEE!!!

I like Ashlee Simpson and all of her songs very much! ASHLEE4EVER!!!

Hey idiot, she ADMITTED she lip-synced on SNL! The only thing "amazing" about Ashlee Simpson is that there are actually people who believe that what she does is good...... GOD, the most awful ever.

oooohhh, i LOVE Ashlee Simpson SOOOOOO much! yeah she is Rad and awesome and SOOOO Coooooolll... SHe's so talented too and rad! All you mean Ashlee haters are big dum-dum heads! I also like to play with my little brother's ball sack and lick my mommy's ass hole while I listen to my Ashlee Simpson CD's.

i love ashlee simpson she rocks!! so whoever doesnt like her go sighn your little hate petitions and waste your whole day talkin about how she sucks but this is a ashlee simson rocks petition if ya havent noticed i cant wait to see your show ashlee! i love it! you go gina!!lol

I agree with Gina 100%!!! and ashlee simpson is a good singe so many of her songs rock...like for one LALA you make me wanna LALA!!! :) well all of the ashlee simpsons fans here you guyzzzz rock more then ever!! Much Love xo xo * Cammy*

" slippery peanus' and Fellow Ashlee Hater...I think its cool that you guyz spend all your time hateing people and hateing what people love. I think its awsome your ASS HOLES to all of the ashlee simpson fans. I think its great how mean and how much you HATE everyone. I mean Yea you guyz are fake Ok you guyz dont like ashlee simpson woooooooo-hoooooooooooooo As you teeny boppers whould say " OMG ITS THE BEST THING TO HATE AHSLEE SIMPSON" anyways I like being diffrent I am not gonna follow the crowd who hates ashlee simpson...Becuz Ashlee simpson is very talented And I really like her as a singer yup thats me...so if you wanna be like everyone else out there some poser fake ass hole who hates ashlee simpson be like that!!

Ashlee Simpson sucks ass, I can train a monkey to whine into a mic better then she can, you stupid followers are just to ignorant to realize how talentless this whore is. she sucks. because if she rocks, she wouldnt have been booed offstage on Orange Bowl!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! ASHLEE SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUKIN DESERVED TO BE BOOED OFFSTAGE!!!!! being booed by thousands of people is enough proof that everyone hates her and she sucks!!!!! no argument there!!!!!

It's slippery Peanus Jonie! You need to keep your ass in school to learn spelling and proper english my dear! Guess what? Asslee simpson rules! I love her now. She is so hot. Her voice is amazing! Who cares if she gets booed at all her performances? I want to play with her boobies. She is like no one else out there. Cause they can all sing and dont get booed at live performances. As you teeny boppers would say, "OMG HOW EMBARASSING!" I love everyone!

Hey slipperpeanus, Your being RUDE...hahah you all-ready know that ooops my mistake. WHY ARE YOU MAKEINF FUN OF PEOPLE FOR WHAT THEY LOVE! they love ashlee simpson thats great for them. MAN STOP AND like la la girl said GROW UP!! really your being some ass hole who has no life but to make fun of others...what is your problem??? Ashlee simposon is talent...if you dont like her...THATS OK WITH ME BUT STOP DISSIN PEOPLE WHO LOVE HER!

Katie...you are as phucken dumb as lala girl...I will feed you both my poo after it cums out my arse. Dont talk like a nigga eitha. stupid teeny bopper. Ass lee simpson sucks! I love you sandy butkrak!

YO " SANDY BUTKRACK" DONT ME DISSEN LA LA GIRL!! Look there are tons of people who love ashlee simpson LA LA girl is right so i agree 100% with La La girl! ASHLEE SIMPSON I LOVE YOU AND YOU TRULLY DO ROCK!!! :) HELL YEHZ!!!!!!!!!!!! SO ALL OF YOU PEOPLE WHO HATE HER SHUT UP!

Suck my balls la la girl

" Chong CHing ching" May I say WOW? Makeing fun of people is something you really like to do? IF you dont like ashlee simpson thats fine why should everybody like her...right? Yes right...but to make fun of her like that and say screw you have a nice day ...you went off the deep fuckin end!!!!! Get a life man....STOP makin fun of people and what they like...If someone LOVES ASHELEE SIMPSON THATS GREAT...its not a bad thing. You cant change anybodys mind anyways ...everybody all of her fans who love her...will keep on lovin her.....but really man WHERE IS THE LOVE? I mean hateing mean mean anc cruel like this...it will get you no where in life. so yes GROW UP! oh yea and the song LALA is one hell of a song it is one of the best songs to dance to!!!!! So Know i wanna tell you to have a great day and just try to be nice for one day!!!!!!!!!!! :)

"big eye roll" GET A LIFE AND STOP MAKIENG FUN OF OTHERS! ASHELEE SIMSON DOES ROCK!! SO BOOOOOOO- 2 U!!!!!!!! and also If you dont like ashelee simpson then dont sign this AWSOME petion!!!!!

Well Ashlee Simpson has Talent. I am signing this for sarah. I also think that people Shouldnt hate someone if they dont like somthing or someone they should keep it to there-self they shouldnt be so mean about it! Well Lov ya cooie

Ashlee Rocks and always will :) go ashlee