OMG Ashlee is such a cliffhanger. She's riding on her sisters fame, and dude her dad had to pimp her out to get a records contract. At least I don't let anyway whore me around I'm a big girl and do it myself. I think she is bulemic too. sHE KEPT TALKING ABOUT HOW SHE WANTED TO LOSE WEIGHT AND WENT TO ONE CLASS AND NEVER WENT BACKAND NOW she's got acid refux. Hey, it takes no genious to figure that out.
You should consider breast implants, that way your future as a pornstar will be bright and shiny. Unlike your singing career. Besides your sister has a great rack and a great voice, you're batting 0 so far babe.
Stop saying how much you like my band HOLE. You're embarrassing me, and I provide enough embarrassment for myself you rich spoiled brat. Get a real job, or go to school.
Ash, honey? Have you considered the implants? I know you don't want to, but think about what your sisters assets have done for her. I love you and have your best interest at heart.
God Bless!
Love,
Dad
Hey, Ash.
Did you get that picture I sent? If not, just ask Paris, she has a copy. But don't worry, I like you way more than her. And Britney. After all, you have true talent.
P.S. WBS!!
OMG GUYZ, thanks so much for supporting me! OMG u r all the best OMG OMG LOLZ. But I'm sorry. I think I should quit the industry. After all, my acid reflux isn't going away. And my band doees suck. And... uh... wait, what other excuse did I use?
Oh, who cares. All that matters is that I'm making money off of all of you sweet, stupid children. Thank you so much! OMG LOL!!
she can't sing worth a damn but, ashlee, i still like you better than your sister!
p.s. please stop blaming the band. they just play the instruments. Just admit it and we'll all be happy.
Ashlee, I'm sorry that everyone found out you lip synch. You need to learn to cover it better and deny it like I do. That's the key: deny, deny, deny!! K-Fed and I love you and we hope to walk barefoot in public restrooms with you sometime in the near future.
Peace and Love, ya'll. And Ashlee is my girl.
Ashlee's the one from American Idol, right? LOLZ!!
I agree with all the people who love Ashlee, i mean we shouldn't pass judgment on an "artist" with a complete lack of talent who's only goal of her music is to make money off of young, impressionable teens. We should all support this young woman who has brainwashed an army of teens to believe that what should be considered a travesty of the music industry is in fact a sign of her courage. Albeit this couldn't be very difficult considering, as evidenced in this petition, her fans are barely competent in the english language to spell their names correctly.
Hey Ash, sorry about that whole phone thing, I hope you don't hate me. I want to tell you that you rock, and not to listen to al l the haters. Want to make out sometime? Call me.
Funny thing is, in 2 or 3 years from now all the little kids who signed this "petition" in hopes of saving Ashlee's career would look back on this and be so emberassed...
Hey people, I think that the person who created this petition perfectly demonstrates the average intelligence level of an Ashlee Simpson fan - so lets not be so mean to the kids who ride the short bus
Ashley Simpdon can't do shit!! I hate this music business real bands, that are good don't have a chance because they don't know enough people, but a fucking CLOWN like Ashlee Simpson are getting their contracts?!?! WTF?!?! I don't understand the world anymore?!?! I'm gonna kill myself now!
There is nothing better than a glorified kareoke singer who can't even sing! I LOVE when people follow a singer with no talent and she becomes super-successful! It's such a refreshing feeling that her awful music is so widley consumed and real music is past over in favor of this talentless hole!
She's not talented. She's not attractive. She's a total waste of time. Yet folks love her. For that, I say, corporate entertainment is awesome. Keep sh*ttin' out cr*p like this, and we'll keep eatin' it up...
She sucks live, period. But is it her bad that people keep buying tickets? If I could rape people of their hard earned money with my talentless ass, I think I might just do it too. Ya can't blame a bitch for clockin G's.
ASHLEE SIMPSON IS THE MOST PATHETIC CELEBRITY OF ALL TIME.
To all the stupid kids who like her:
Remember this moment as you read this crap, because in 5 years you will have thrown any CDs of Ashlee Simpson IN THE TRASH, WHERE THEY BELONG.
Hey Sis, don't worry about these haters. You have a sweet voice and you know it.
NOTTTTTT!!! you dirty fucking skank, get lost before i shove a vibrator down your throat!!!!
hey dudes stop hating ashlee k. her songs rock{RIGHT ON}there super.think b4 u say its reli mean wat you'r saying about ashlee and its pissing me off! she kicks ass u all noit.if i was u i would think bout wot u are saying if u dnt av eneything nice to say just SHUT-UP k.how would u fell if ppl like u were saying mean things bout u ey ey.ASHLEE ROCKS SO SHUT DA FUCK UP!!!luv rach xXx
who was the crack ass mother fucker who put her out in public anyways? that'd be her dumbass father. i hope her and her dad die in a plane crash . . . jessica can live cuz i wanna fuck her.
look im so annoyed with people taking the piss out of ashlee, i fink she rocks ass man!, cant you just leave her alone, she doesnt need pricks like you lot hating her! shes lovely n creates wicked music, n i admire her so much for who SHE is and not being someone shes not!! n i think she can go far! well done ashlee keep it up! love ya ashlee, luv bex xx
Nothing amuses me more than reading the bad grammar and spelling comments by these pre-teen Ashlee-lovers who tell those who do not like her to "grow up!"
Ummm - shouldn't you gals grow up and learn to form an actual sentence which makes sense and doesn't make you look stupid? Wouldn't making use of your brain enable you to make a point which might actually go somewhere?
As far as Ashlee Simpson goes - not only is she in desperate need of a nosejob, but she's a no-talent hack who will mount her big comeback in 2015 by posing nude in Playboy like Tiffany and Deborah Gibson.
You are seriously such a fucking poser. You think you're punk? You really think you're punk! You're pure shit and I hope you rot in the ground. Such a pathetic waste of money. They only use you Ashlee Simpson because of your "market value". You're young, pretty, but NOT talented. You're only seen as money. Such a waste. Oh yeah, by the way...WAY TO RIDE YOUR SISTER'S COAT-TAIL INTO THE INDUSTRY! DIE!!
To those of you that love me, Thanks, and to those of you that hate me...you're so mean...your're right to hate me because I'm a no talent, big nosed, lip synch-ing, coat-tail riding hack...but you're mean about it. Can't you just La La and get over it? Please? I'm curled up in the fetal position on the floor right now crying.
LA LA!!!
