Hey guys and gals! Just wanted to check in and defend myself some. I cant beleve you haters cant understand how hard it is to make an album. i mean after i hve to suck the producers cock for a contract i am very tired not too mention my tonsils are sore from all of the throat yogurt he left in there. and the soreness in my rectum is incredible that makes it even harder to hold a high note so stop hatin and just listen to my new album. you people are just jealous that i am making lots of cold cash without even tryin since i dont have to work for it, well, other than all of the cock sucking i do. but thats not really work it is just time consuming the ass phucking is the worst part since it hurts a litte for the first 10 minutes.
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I have no Life and live at home with mom--
ITs amazing how jealous you bastards are ..why? Cause youre all fat Niggers who probably consider ms. My mom is FAT ASS WHITE TRASH musical You small dick fucks stick it in my ass wont ever fuck me so go back to making love to your Goatand get over it YOU NEVER HAD A CHANGE (LOL words )ANYWAY. You don’t know what her Cock id like you will NEVER FUCKING KNOW. Stop talking about what you don’t know and go Fuck my mom. To a picture of your Goats. All you Horser fuckers who feel cheated cause you suck horse dick all day and get no where but trips to the stables LET IT GO GOATS ARE HOT AND YOUR NOT! You fake beastforum sign-oners ARE FUCKING NUTS You are already classified fucking nuts because you think your some star YOUR NOT…. NO ONE GIVES A Goatse ABOUT YOU INCLUDING YOUR Farm animal… GO SLIT YOUR ASS AND DIE OR butt plug YOURSELF. Your not worth the goattime… make it clean and simple… basically all you goat hates GO FUCK my mom.. Or LIVE YOUR LAME ASS LIVES THAT NO ONE CARES YOUR LIVING… J
Dear Ashlee,
Please go back to where ever you came from, and take your cd with you. Thanks! Kisses!
(sarah k, is it? learn to spell, please, before starting another petition.)
ITs amazing how jealous you bastards are ..why? Cause youre all fat fucks who probably consider ms. Britney FAT ASS WHITE TRASH Spears some sort of fucking musical genius. You small dick fucks wont ever fuck ashlee so go back to making love to your hand and get over it YOU NEVER HAD A CHANGE ANYWAY. You don’t know what her pussy id like you will NEVER FUCKING KNOW. Stop talking about what you don’t know and go masturbate. To a picture of your mothers. All you stalker bitches who feel cheated cause you suck dick all day and get no where but trips to the free clinic LET IT GO SHE’S HOT AND YOUR NOT! You fake celebrate sign-oners ARE FUCKING NUTS You are already classified fucking nuts because you think your some star YOUR NOT…. NO ONE GIVES A DAMMN ABOUT YOU INCLUDING YOUR PARENTS… GO SLIT YOUR WRIST AND DIE OR HANG YOURSELF. Your not worth the clean up time… make it clean and simple… basically all you celebrity hates GO FUCKING DIE.. Or LIVE YOUR LAME ASS LIVES THAT NO ONE CARES YOUR LIVING… J
I love Ashlee. She is hot, I love her nose, I love her thick body. I want to make sweet love down by the fire, and lick cheap Wal-Mart brand chocolate syrup off her stomach. I want to actually leave the house once in awhile, and quit obsessively watching the X-files and wishing david Duchovny is my bestest friend ever, and go get a quickie marriage in Vegas to my li'l Ashlee. Oh sweetness, oh joy, I want to just...put her nose in my mouth and suck on it.
i want to stick my cock between her huge tits and fuck her like crazy. every time i thrust she will lick the tip. oh man it'd feel good. titties and pussy and ass!
Ashlee, i dont care what you do. you and your sister have nice racks. moreover, as long i can put my name on it and whore it out, be it the tv show or your ex-ryan cabrerra, they can boo you till the cash cows come home. yeee hawww
whatever fucking moron things ashlee simpson actually has talent is a worthless piece of shit, and whoever thought it was a good idea to make a petition about how she "rocks" is a bigger fucking idiot for thinking people will support her and not make fun of her stupidity. Also this stupid bitch should give up her 15 mins of fame and relize she's not as hot as her sister, and to stop riding the fame train. Finally wouldn't you relize the world doesnt like you when your booed by 78,000 people at the BCS.
The only thing that 2 bit whore is good for is a ball blow and a good grunge fucking. The bitch can't sing for shit and her pussy is a wallowed out cave. She's jsut trying to ride her sister's name, and the only way she can get a singing job is by sucking and fucking some producer....
Rachel...shut the fuck up you cum guzzler. I bet yyou weigh 200lbs and hav zits all over your cunt lips, just like Ashlee has.
Go fuck off. Ashlee sucks cock and can't sing.
Ashlee Simpson represents everything that's wrong with the music industry. She has no talent, no experience, and isn't even pretty (let's face it, she's horse-faced).
Hey people! I just want to let you know how hard singing really is. I mean, after getting butt fucked for 2 hours it really IS hard to hold a tune. Even worse is after I finish sucking some producer's nutsack, I have to go sing on stage. I mean, sucking cock is HARD work and it affects the tonsils too. So go easy on me, after all, if I wasn't such a stupid cock sucking butt fucking whore, I would not even have a job singing...
Yeah, and Sarah K obviously has such a SUPER COOL INTENSIVE life that she had to make a petition that really has no point and isn't very persuasive at all. Woot for Sarah.
By the way, repeating the mantra "You suck, haters!!" just won't do at all. Perhaps you should dance around a burning fire with tiki masks on and do a condemning war dance.
Damn it... I really hope this won't be counted as a fucking signature.
ASHLEE ROX, SHUT UP HATERS. YOURE JUST BORED WITH YOUR PATHETIC LIVES THAT YOU HAVE TO COME HERE AND MAKE FUN OF ASHLEE. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET YOUR OWN LIVES AND STOP HATING ON ASHLEE'S!!
I love Ashlee, she is so cute and she's a really nice person once you get to know her. Be nice. She went through that terrible SNL experience and she's not perfect but no one is. Ashlee's very talented and such an amazing person. I love you Ashlee, don't worry about these people who don't. I love you and that's all that matters.
i have no cable and every time i wanna watch a basketball game or a western or something the dumb whores next door are watching another dumb whore act like a dumb whore on the TV. and they scream and shit too at critical moments and drink fruity cocktails. ashlee simpson is stupid and sucks and i want my cable back.
YOU HEAR ME COMCAST? bitches.
What is the matter with u people you are a bunch of loers is that really all you can doo all day is sit around and talk about people u hate if you dont like ahlee then what are u doing on this petition go start your own petition on how u are such an ass just get a life and get off my petition ahlee simpson rox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Listen: Ashlee Simpson eats balls. Her music sucks the soul out of puppy dogs. Her voice shatters diamonds with its horrible horribleness. I got a venereal disease just listening to her. And she spells her name with two EEs... which, as we all know, is a sure sign of mental retardation (on her parents' part, and her part for not doing something about it when she was old enough to know better). I hope she falls of the mountain of bad feelings heaped up around her, breaks her neck and is no longer able to "perform." (and it's a disgrace to the word "perform" to use it in anywhere near the words Ashlee and Simpson.
She's kinda hot. But a total fake. And a below average singer. And why the fuck was this petition made? Its totally retarted and will accomplish nothing other than to prove that most of Ashlee's fans are annoying 12 year olds who cant spell and think her shitty lyrics are deep or something. 'Lala' this you sad cunts.
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You're joking right? You must be about ten years old by your spelling, grammar and basically finding Ashless Simpson 'cool'.
She cannot sing or act. She's ugly and should please please please fuck off.
What loser putthis petition together? I can't belive ther ereally are people out there that are fans of a worthless useless douche bag like this cunt. I hate this world so much because of assbags like you.
BELIEVE ME THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD WHO THINKS THAT ASHLEE SIMPSON SUCKZ, THANN PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO THINKS THAT SHE IS AMAZING!!..SO I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE TRYING TO GET WITH THIS SHIT PETITION.
You have got to be kidding. Ashley simpson cant sing for shit, did you not watch her show when she was in teh studio and hear her my god it was horrible. She writes her own songs? If she writes one word for a song she can say she wrote it to be publishing money. I suspect a kid like you would not know that. I guess the whole stadium at the rose bowl that booed her off the stage was wrong and you were right. The only thing she is good for is shoving my cock down her throat. she is a no talent riding the tail of her sister who is a dumb ass but atleast can sing.
Sometimes when I hang out with my friends, they say "Hey do you know who is good?" And I say, "who?" And they say, "Ashlee Simpson." And I'm like, "No shes not, you fucking morons. What kind of drugs do you have to be on the enjoy her talentless ass?!?! She has to be the most god awful shit thrown in our faces since the Spice Girls. God damn friggin pathetic music industry corporate asses put together crap like this to tear hard earned money from grown men who have over priviliged little brats and dirty filty whore wives, who will take them for all they are worth if they dont but these pathetic albumns!!!!!!!!! I FUCKING HATE THEM ALL!!!!!" Then my friends are like "no."
I love Ashlee, in fact I am going to see her next show at the
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I"m sorry to see that people are still duped into thinking someone has some incredible talent when they are really just riding on the coat tails of a family member. Jessica, even though she may be dumb as a field full of lemmings charging full steam at a seaside cliff, at least has a set of pipes to blow with. Ashlee on the other hand doesn't have any more talent to her songs other than that of the people that write them for her, along with the amazing producers that make her karaoke okay voice sound like one that actually has some training. I'm a producer and know that if you do enough studio takes you can make anyone sound halfway decent if they can hold a note for a second and a half.
Ashlee, you dumb ho, remember me from the Santa Monica pier? I took a picture of you with my camera phone and you had an ass attack and came up to me like you were slap me, and then when I told you off, you cried? Yeah, that was awesome.
ashley...please suck my penis...this petition is for you baby. i won't boo you off stage and you can bring your backing tape if you like. I'm gonna love it and you're gonna take one up the arse!!!
I was takin' a cr*p yesterday, and I done this one t*rd that looked like Ashley Simpson. I was so pleased. I will mail it to her, and the ultimate sign of fan devotion. She's so pretty and hot that I thought about shoving it back up my azz for thrills, but I contented myself simply by kissing that t*rd...again and again and again.
First you thought she was like Jessica..she proved u all wrong. She has style in her voice for the music she sings, that's not the Christina Aguilera type. It's more like Courtney Love, but that's the style, and you gotta hate it or love it. But, what happend to her is HUMAN, that's all I'm saying!
u guyz lyke ohmagosh stop makin fun of me...whut did i eva do to u? all i try to do is b all i can be and sing my songs and stuff...the lypsink mistake was all snls fault. thanx to those who support me butt 4 the rest of u guys u can go to helll u can't bring me down.
I think I'll kidnap ashlee, Jessica,and nick Lachey. Then I'll blinfold Nick and tell him I'll kill him if he doesnt fuck his wife. Except I'll have him fuck Ashlee instead while Jessica watches and crys with my dick in her ass.
This B!tCh can't even hum a tune, much less sing one. There should be a prerequisite that you have to sing ALL ALONE, i.e., acapella, before you can be considered for an album.
Real singers like Sarah McLachlan, Nora Jones, Jewel, among others, make this CI_INT look stupid. Which she is.
Go away Ashlee.
It's ok to lip-sync because everybody does it now right? so that makes it ok? and who cares if you don't have any talent. the fact that you're faking talent is really talented! so then you must have talent which is amazing because your sister has all the talent and she sucks ass!!
way to go ashlee.
She cant sing.
most pop stars cant sing. This is a major problem, Ashlee is a threat to music. ITS NOT ABOUT THE MONEY. its should be about the music. Stop wasting teenagers time, and get a real job.
