Signatures #200 through #300 for the Ashlee Simpson Sucks petition
A man said 12/26/05, 1:49 am (verified)
Fuck creationism. Fuck the klan. Fuck bush. Fuck people who hate france.
#300

genghis kahn said 12/24/05, 12:13 pm (verified)
goddamn. she looks like ass, has an atrocious voice, lip sings most of the time because she is so horrible at singing. why the bloody hell do people like her?!
#299

carmen said 12/21/05, 9:09 pm (verified)
~cant sing ~only famous cuz her sister ~REALLY stupid songs ~cant sing ~screwed up LIPSYNCING (how is that possible?) and blamed it on the people unlucky enough to be in her band ~ and oh yeah....SHE CANT SING!!!!
#298

nick said 12/20/05, 1:16 am (verified)
k why do i even know her name? her singing skills are as good as her sisters acting skills
#297

Axx the asshole said 12/18/05, 10:38 pm (verified)
I wish I knew were ashley lived...... you know the rest.
#296

Big Jones said 12/16/05, 4:00 pm (verified)
Choke already bi*ch
#295

katelyn said 12/15/05, 10:55 pm (verified)
I support this petition. Cuz ASHLEE SIMPSON SUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hate her 4EVA & EVA & EVA!!!!!!!!!!
#294

Guitarman said 12/15/05, 8:33 pm (verified)
Ashley..you ignorant ****,stop singing,your voice is about as musical as breaking glass!
#293

bombers said 12/13/05, 7:51 am (verified)
hey Ashlee, tounge balls
#292

daniel said 12/13/05, 2:35 am (verified)
She should have her cl*t carved off w/ a dull blade and raped by a 24" donkey dick. i support this petition
#291

lammdawg said 12/12/05, 3:13 pm (verified)
I can't believe after her saturday night live screw up she is still trying to fool america into believing it was her bands fault. Give it up skank!
#290

nikkk said 12/11/05, 11:18 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#289

Veronica said 12/09/05, 5:31 am (verified)
That ***** needs stop and so does dumb ass Jessica!
#288

Yo Mamma said 12/01/05, 9:21 pm (verified)
anyone who makes a CD can chage it to sound decent... it's all aout what you sound like live! And ashley sucks! And she is a stuck up bratty skank! If you like her your a FAG!!
#287

Heather said 11/29/05, 11:07 pm (verified)
People should not get recording contracts because their father is a pimp and their sister can sing.
#286

Chaballa said 11/29/05, 2:56 pm (verified)
Ashley Simpson is the worst singer i've seen. I think most american idol rejects can sing better than her.
#285

james said 11/26/05, 3:30 pm (verified)
u suck crap **** u *****
#284

Murphy said 11/18/05, 7:10 pm (verified)
Burn in hell you talentless piece of S***.
#283

Devin said 11/15/05, 12:44 pm (verified)
Look Ashley your just like one of my old friends annoying gay and thinks she can dance and sing but neither of you can!!!YOU SUCK YA FUCKER.
#282

Angus said 11/14/05, 6:32 am (verified)
Hey Ashlee Simpson!You suck, you have a tumor in your nose and you don't want to accept you are talentless.Burn in hell, she-*****.
#281

shanaynay said 11/14/05, 2:40 am (verified)
A lozer a boozer a midnight shmoozer.. Napoleon Dynamite has SKILLZ .. Ashley s.. no skills whatsoever. Just cuz ur sis is famous don't mean u get to be. What happened to the Christian values that the Simpson family USED to hold?? its over ash. give up. u lose. thanks.
#280

Puto said 11/10/05, 11:14 pm (verified)
Ashlee swallowed my entire gallon last night and went to Mcdonald's. She harrassed the employees with her bleached tongue and hair. I really thought we could work it out, but now I'll let her spit it out.
#279

Sara M said 11/08/05, 9:41 pm (verified)
She's a dumb *****
#278

gunnar said 11/08/05, 12:09 pm (verified)
anyone who buys anything having to do with ashley simpson needs to be slowly strangled to death
#277

Jon said 11/06/05, 11:03 pm (verified)
It's not just asheley it's a lot of the mainstream, Ashely Simpson,American Idol,Lil Bow wow those are just a few and there are a lot others but thats the music industry in this day and age and its sad. No one is born with real talent its all made from publicity and people with connections
#276

Kaylee said 11/06/05, 12:20 am (verified)
People you are all just jealous of someone who is successful and you hate her because you KNOW that you NEVER will become as beautiful or successful as Ashlee Simpson is. She and Jessica are my idols and I look up to them. So shut up u ****s. r u deaf cuz ash's music is off the CHAN!
#275

Amanda said 11/06/05, 12:14 am (verified)
YOU SUCK ASS
#274

ASHLEY MUST DIE said 11/03/05, 10:32 pm (verified)
Please, please, please Ashley do us all a favour and jump in front of a freight train. Oh, but what am I thinking: Poor train....
#273

ASHLEY MUST DIE said 11/03/05, 10:31 pm (verified)
Please, please, please Ashley do us all a favour and jump in front of a freight train. Oh, but what am I thinking: Poor train....
#272

mrs. metalhead said 11/03/05, 2:09 am (verified)
ahley simpson is the among the least talented people on this planet. not to mention she's queen of the posers. i hope the ***** dies. what nerve she has to call that **** she produces rock *spits*
#271

Melissa said 11/02/05, 6:31 pm (verified)
haha what a funny post... i agree with post 260... Pretty soon i am goign to slit my wrists if i have to ear another Boyfriend song... has anyone noticed that song makes no sense... she speaks gibberish about soemthing totally different then mentions.. "oh i didnt steal your boyfriend" who ever wants to be her boyfriend must be desperate =)
#270

dirty whore said 11/02/05, 6:23 pm (verified)
That dirty whore sucks big ass!
#269

joe a said 11/01/05, 7:14 am (verified)
she sucks so bad .....****in gwen stefani wannabee .....you suck.........blamin the band for your saturday nite **** up............get a nose job you ****in poser
#268

asslee is so over said 11/01/05, 1:37 am (verified)
ASSLEE IS SUCH A LOSER I SAW HER NEW MUSIC VIDEO AFTER 4 FUCKEN WORDS A CUT IT OFF THAT IS WHAT EVERY 1 SHOULD BE DOING ARE THEY DEFF OR SOMETHING.
#267

asslee is so over said 11/01/05, 1:37 am (verified)
ASSLEE IS SUCH A LOSER I SAW HER NEW MUSIC VIDEO AFTER 4 FUCKEN WORDS A CUT IT OFF THAT IS WHAT EVERY 1 SHOULD BE DOING ARE THEY DEFF OR SOMETHING.
#266

ashlee fuckin blows said 10/30/05, 4:34 pm (verified)
She has to be the most untalented, unattractive, stupid little ****in whore i've ever witnessed. How anybody could ever buy her CD is beyond me. Somebody should ****in slap her the face and call her a ****, then **** on her, then pee on the ****.
#265

renaldo , herman said 10/30/05, 3:41 am (verified)
How touching when the little tramp was laughed at and boohed at last years Sooner/longhorn game at halftime it just warmed my heart
#264

spongebob said 10/28/05, 8:06 am (verified)
dam straight
#263

UFOs on Mars said 10/28/05, 7:59 am (verified)
She makes me sick how she has her little 9 year old fans fooled with her commercial crap! Ashlee Simpson doesn't have talent, but pure jealousy toward her sister.
#262

Pffft said 10/23/05, 9:30 pm (verified)
Ashley simpson is a really big dumbass she cant sing worth **** its so funny how everywhere she goes everyone boos at hear and she still keeps on singing. HAHAHAHAHA
#261

Nucular (sic!) said 10/23/05, 8:29 am (verified)
Ahh yes... the Simpson Family.(Doh!) Jessica, Ashley and Joe. 3 more reasons (like we need more!) why the Blue States should nuke Dixie and be done with it. Oh no he ditn't!
#260

John said 10/19/05, 5:22 am (verified)
Usually stupid people listen to bad music, so talentless(ie. Ashley Simpson) people make it easier to see who is stupid and who knows what they are talkin about.
#259

Jeff said 10/19/05, 5:11 am (verified)
Ashley Simpson is a horrible singer/"song writer"/anything, and by horrible I mean one of the worst I have ever heard or seen. The thing is though, the world needs the ashley simpsons and briteny spears, the reason is because they fuel the music industry without them there would be no music industry and therefore there would be alot fewer good or even great bands. If there was no industry there would be no supply and demand for music so you couldnt make a living doing it, and not very many people would atempt to make music. Lets face it all you have to do to not hear or see the untalleneted is not watch TV or listen to the radio, also talentless people don't last very long anyways, Great Bands NEVER DIE(Pink Floyd, OLDSKOOL Metallica, Rush, Dream Theater, Zepplein, Beatles, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, King Crimson, Pearl Jam, Rage Against the Machine, Van Halen, The Who, I could go on for hours...). Without bad music there would not be good music!!....oh and Ashely Simpson does suck.
#258

Matt said 10/19/05, 1:59 am (verified)
I agree that Ashley can't sing. I'm no producer, but as a fan of music I know what I like and what sounds good and she certainly doesn't fit that mold. I caution all of you who blindly throw out slurs like "dumb" that you can't possibly be taken seriously if you're slamming someone for being dumb and you're using words like "upsessed." Your argument instantly becomes void.
#257

Ricardo said 10/18/05, 7:21 pm (verified)
hey ******* dont ****ing talk **** on ashley simpson ur just ****ing gelous that she gets a ****ing 100000000 of money for having no talent at all while u ****ing work ur ass, well we can c who defenetly has more life skills. u stupid **** ahahahahah
#256

k-dizzle said 10/18/05, 7:14 pm (verified)
Ashlee brings one thing to mind: Ugh. That and slitting your wrists.
#255

mike said 10/15/05, 9:44 pm (verified)
this ***** blows just proves you dont need to have talent to be famous just a really famous family member. Nicole richi sucks too why the F is that ***** famous has she ever done anything in her life
#254

jeff said 10/12/05, 12:35 am (verified)
It is about talent and substance, you lack both. Try something else.
#253

Beth said 10/11/05, 12:55 am (verified)
Pleeeease somebody boot Ashlee out of show business! She ain't got nussin!
#252

Ashlee Simpson said 10/10/05, 10:55 pm (verified)
yeah, i'm sorry, guys! i really do suck! my e-mail is: ashleesimpson@ashleesimps onsucks.com
#251

Bill Bixby said 10/10/05, 10:53 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson is the greatest singer ever!!! YOU ALL SUCK!!!
#250

Ashley D said 10/08/05, 11:15 pm (verified)
The sad thing about ashlee simpson is that she tried lip synching and failed, and then she tried singing live at the rose bowl and got booed off the stage. The really scary thing is people actually bought her cd and now she is coming out with a second one. I feel ashamed to share a name with her. Ashlee hun you're beautiful and you can act decently on seventh heaven but you cant sing, sorry!!!!!
#249

Ryan said 10/05/05, 5:26 am (verified)
I heard she was going on SNL again this weekend or something. This time I hope that when her mic cuts off and exposes her lip-synching everyone will FINALLY realize how bad she is. I was surprised people accepted her again after the first time that happened.
#248

roxanne said 10/03/05, 8:29 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson is TALENTLESS...I've seen her on t.v at several award shows lip synching,she's so fake and look like such a fool,she looks so insecure on stage, if she's gonna waste peoples time on stage by lip synching she should just get the hell off so ither artists can sing for real. She's so brutal, she should get a nose job and fix her butt chin...the sight of her face is extremely homely...ppl should stop buyinh her c.d's and encouraging her to act...cause SHE SUCKS!!!!
#247

Libby said 10/01/05, 7:44 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson iz sooo lame! She tells people not to "feel sorri for her" in her song "living in the shadow" well guess what ashlee...WE DON'T AND WE NEVER WILL!!!
#246

dani said 09/27/05, 11:26 pm (verified)
BTW, she burns up the stage???????Whenever I see her I wanna burn DOWN the stage with her on it.
#245

dani said 09/27/05, 11:24 pm (verified)
I feel sorry for ashlee because she is clearly retarded. William Hung could beat her ass in a singing contest any day...he can dance better too.
#244

frangipani freshness said 09/20/05, 5:26 am (verified)
I think Ashlee Simpson is soooooo hot she burns up the stage if i could i would ask her out on a date to the hyatt hotel!!!
#243

Zach said 09/16/05, 9:49 am (verified)
Ashley Simpson is good at one thing only...sucking dick. I put a bag on her ugly face and told her if she gave me head she would sell 3 more CDs so of corse she did it. I hope someone crashes a plane into her house.
#242

The SeanSU said 09/16/05, 1:05 am (verified)
although i have never heard one of her songs, i agree that she sucks monkey cock and i can sex her all day
#241

Laura James said 09/09/05, 2:33 am (verified)
Ashlee simpson sucks monkey butt
#240

E Dizzle said 09/09/05, 2:32 am (verified)
Ashlee simpson is really gay and sucks cok for a living
#239

scott said 09/08/05, 11:59 pm (verified)
ashlee simpson can suck my balls... she is the dumbest biach i've ever seen + she thinks she can sing... BUT SHE CANT... she once again she is a DUMB BIACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! burn is hell you stupid PEICE OF S***
#238

nicole said 09/08/05, 7:36 pm (verified)
Ban ashlee simpson music for life its crap!! She sounds like crap she looks like crap!! has any one noticed that her nose is the size of her face!!!! eat **** ashlee!!!
#237

Natasha said 09/04/05, 8:18 pm (verified)
I agree! Ashlee simpson sux like ****! she's a ****in poser! if she wasn't soo UGLY maybe she would've made it off before her sister..not to mention if she could sing.. and she's soo ugly! i hate her facE!
#236

Jenna said 09/04/05, 6:52 pm (verified)
You people are all so fu**ing stupid. You are cruel and unforgiving. And I believe any who wished any one to hell, well, I guess you know were you will be going. And any one who post anything mean, I hope you all get hemroids, your nose hair grows 2 feet,you peckers shrivel up, your crouch always stinks and your pants fall down in the middle of the street. And you all have a nice day. :')
#235

Rachel said 09/04/05, 4:27 pm (verified)
fu*k you biotch ashlee simpson is a great singer, what the hell are you making a petition for?...to get columbia to fire her of something?...wow go you, your just so famouse and you make millions of dollars on 1 CD go you...i give anyone credet to get up in front of hundreds and thousands of people and sing their heart out!...oviously somone has nothing better to do with their time but make up a whole frigin page on somone they hate?
#234

Allegra said 08/29/05, 7:18 pm (verified)
Its personal. That skank will rue the day she was too cool for pink.
#233

supersloth said 08/25/05, 8:50 pm (verified)
ashlee simpson doesn't deserve to live :(
#232

Kevin said 08/25/05, 4:29 am (verified)
It just goes top show ta any lame ass wannabee rock star can hit the mainstream with the right promotion. She sounds like a dying camel on LSD. Its a shame cause there is real talet out there that goes unnoticed while this poser makes $$ for having a famous sister. GO BACK TO MOMMY! ya stupid wanna be like my siter but I cant sing.
#231

Entertainer said 08/25/05, 1:03 am (verified)
I give her credit for trying but just don't think she is made for the enterainment industry. Can not sing & can not act. Maybe she could be Jessica's accountant!!!!
#230

Charlotte said 08/25/05, 12:29 am (verified)
Ashlee will burn in hell when she dies... her Christian bigot daddy can't save her now...
#229

jg said 08/21/05, 6:41 pm (verified)
yall are all dorks just don't listen or watch her on tv if you hate her so much. obviously she is only popular because of her sister, quit pointing out the obvious and just let it go. And what the hell is a poser/wannabe, to you maybe she is but to herself she probably is not. yall are gay
#228

haywood jablome said 08/20/05, 12:46 am (verified)
DEATH TO ASHLEE SIMPSON
#227

Al Coholic said 08/19/05, 9:50 pm (verified)
All pop stars suck and all pop stars lip sync.
#226

Tom said 08/18/05, 2:57 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson is a beast faced ogre. Nice dance moves too LOLOL
#225

Andy said 08/17/05, 9:43 pm (verified)
Ashlee Simpson is a disgrace to music in general...Can you believe she actually thinks she's a bad-ass rock star
#224

Grady Lee said 08/16/05, 2:01 am (verified)
GET THIS CRAZY BEEYOTCH OUT OF THE MUSIC BUSINESS BEFORE GOD HIMSELF COMES DOWN TO EARTH TO STOP HER!
#223

I_Luv_Jessica said 08/15/05, 8:21 pm (verified)
This is absolutely rediculous just how much Ashlee Really BLOWS GOATS! She sucks like a frigging hoover, not to mention she can't seem to sing to save her life (even when she is lip-syncing).
#222

ashlee suck cock! said 08/10/05, 6:48 pm (verified)
ashlee simpson is such a ****en poser! she was lipsinging on saturday night live....she claims to be pure punk....BULLSHIT! she wouldn't recognise punk if her life depended on it
#221

ASSLEE SUCKS said 08/07/05, 12:41 am (verified)
I HATE ASSLEE SIMPSON. SHE IS AN UGLY CUNT FROM HELL
#220

Barrabus said 08/05/05, 10:29 pm (verified)
She was molested by her father. Ask Katie Couric
#219

domoinc said 08/05/05, 5:24 pm (verified)
Get a nose job learn to play something besides the ritch card
#218

domoinc said 08/05/05, 5:24 pm (verified)
Get a nose job learn to play something besides the ritch card
#217

wtf said 08/04/05, 7:26 am (verified)
WHAT IS PUNK ANYMORE....DEFINETLY NOT ASHLEE SIMPSON...FUCK!!! IM LOST
#216

she sucks said 08/04/05, 7:24 am (verified)
ashlee simpson does suck and shes not even ****en pretty WOW!!! she wears black nail polish shes sooo punk...i kno im not a true punk but ****! who even says what punk is anymore i don't get it. People shouldn't be labeled as preps punks goths w/e becuz there just listening to music they like...if i like a studded nelt ill buy it...if i like a skirt ill buy it ill wera black nail polish one day...and pink the next...punk doesn't even have an image ...ashlee simpson sounds like **** she shouldnt be ****en singing...she probly can't even get into college like seriously....2 years shes gone...shes still gunna be getting money from her ****en daddy GO DIE ASHLEE SIMPSON!!!!!!!!!
#215

Beckie-kelly said 08/03/05, 2:38 am (verified)
ashley can just go die. K thx bye
#214

Beckie-kelly said 08/03/05, 2:38 am (verified)
ashley can just go die. K thx bye
#213

Beckie-kelly said 08/03/05, 2:38 am (verified)
ashley can just go die. K thx bye
#212

Ashley swallows said 08/01/05, 10:02 pm (verified)
Ashley simpson is a cuunt!!!!
#211

i hate posers said 07/20/05, 3:45 am (verified)
i hate ashlee she is such a poser and i agree completley with true punk because she claims to be punk yet she makes pop songs and she plays no instrument. u cant be punk and know ballet. wow u "dress punk" wow that means ur totally punk!!theres more to punk than just dressing like one. ashlee get a life! ashlee im gonna kill u!! hehehehehehe
#210

i hate posers said 07/20/05, 3:44 am (verified)
i hate ashlee she is such a poser and i agree completley with true punk because she claims to be punk yet she makes pop songs and she plays no instrument. u cant be punk and know ballet. wow u "dress punk" wow that means ur totally punk!!theres more to punk than just dressing like one. ashlee get a life! ashlee im gonna kill u!! hehehehehehe
#209

Scarlet said 07/18/05, 9:57 am (verified)
ok first of all ashley simpson needs to die along with hilary duff. second she can't sing worth **** i don't give a rats f***'n @$$ if she is the sister of jessica, she can't stay on pitch and she's just a wanna be punk rocker. she gives a bad name to the true ones. i admit i'm not a true punk i'm an it i don't give a **** about what anybody thinks or says about me. i'll dress punk one day then prep the next. i'm not anything i'm just me. but i mean come one some lil' rich girl goes out and says daddy i wanna be a star, doesn't even work for what she has but gets it anyways. i never thought i would say this but she's worse then hilary duff. *shivers* when a person like ashley simpson can become famous by singing then the world will end VERY soon.
#208

true punk said 07/17/05, 4:00 am (verified)
Ok here it goes......... Ashlee is a poser. She is a pop star with black nail polish. Her songs are all about love that sounds emo to me. She dosent even play an instrument. what does she do thats so great She gets so caught up with her image. The sex pistols did the same thing too but they were still pretty good. John lydon(jonny rotten) is a real punk. Original punk was about political issues. Her only issues are that her daddy only bought her a 3 bedroom apartment and gave her 10,000 spending money that week.
#207

real punk said 07/17/05, 3:59 am (verified)
Ok here it goes......... Ashlee is a poser. She is a pop star with black nail polish. Her songs are all about love that sounds emo to me. She dosent even play an instrument. what does she do thats so great She gets so caught up with her image. The sex pistols did the same thing too but they were still pretty good. John lydon(jonny rotten) is a real punk. Original punk was about political issues. Her only issues are that her daddy only bought her a 3 bedroom apartment and gave her 10,000 spending money that week.
#206

actual punk said 07/17/05, 3:58 am (verified)
Ok here it goes......... Ashlee is a poser. She is a pop star with black nail polish. Her songs are all about love that sounds emo to me. She dosent even play an instrument. what does she do thats so great She gets so caught up with her image. The sex pistols did the same thing too but they were still pretty good. John lydon(jonny rotten) is a real punk. Original punk was about political issues. Her only issues are that her daddy only bought her a 3 bedroom apartment and gave her 10,000 spending money that week.
#205

Ashleigh said 07/14/05, 11:45 pm (verified)
Ashlee cannot sing, dance or basically perform, next time she gets caught Lip Syncing she could at least admit to it and not blame her band, her sister Jessica although she is thicker than Ashlee atleast has a decent voice now please stop Ashlee singing
#204

Haiiyleie said 06/27/05, 5:42 pm (verified)
Ashlee is a wannabe loser
#203

oh, I totally agree said 06/26/05, 11:02 pm (verified)
Ashleee can't sing and SNL proves it.
#202

Ashley said 06/24/05, 2:49 am (verified)
DO NOT STOP ASHLEY YOU ARE #1...besides Hilary Duff of coarse
#201