Signatures #300 through #358 for the Ashlee Simpson Sucks petition
Sam Dyer said 02/15/09, 2:37 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#358

audrey Montano said 09/01/08, 9:34 am (verified)
haha extremely humorous how some people say she's talented, hell yeah I support this petition ;)
#357

jessica de laater said 09/01/08, 9:29 am (verified)
fuck yeah, I support this petition.
#356

sydney said 04/10/08, 2:13 pm (verified)
i hate herrr so much alot
#355

K-Mel said 02/14/08, 1:28 pm (verified)
She sucks beyond description and she needs to immediately be removed from the airwaves sooner than later.
#354

Katie said 05/14/07, 2:17 pm (verified)
Man I hate Ashlee Simpson...I think thats all that needs to be said.
#353

caroline said 12/18/06, 2:46 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#352

rachel said 12/04/06, 10:37 pm (verified)
She's so bad she shouldn't be famous
#351

jonesy said 08/27/06, 12:43 am (unverified)
I support this petition.
#350

Nicole said 08/27/06, 12:36 am (unverified)
ok so jessica simpson has a good voice but ashlee sux!! she cant sing to save her life. i dont think its fair that someone with a sucky voice gets a record deal and a famous career just because she has a famous sister. she has not earned my vote for talent.
#349

dude8812 said 07/27/06, 1:57 am (unverified)
with my hot throbbing cock.
#348

benny chan said 07/17/06, 5:56 pm (unverified)
She sucks cock
#347

CHRISTINA G said 06/20/06, 3:53 am (unverified)
this is ashlee simpsons life: as a fetus her mother always wanted to abort her because she had a retarded nose in her sonogram but whatever her mom decided to keep her. so then she grows up ugly and disgusting and i want to shit on her face
#346

Kevin said 06/15/06, 1:04 am (unverified)
She sounds like fingernails on a chalkboard mixed with a cat that's just been stepped on. She might be good for pornographic material if she didn't look like she got hit by a freighter. (and then the freighter turned around and ran over her face a few more times.)
#345

david said 06/09/06, 6:18 pm (unverified)
I support this petition.
#344

Rebecca Parrey said 04/07/06, 4:05 pm (verified)
i so fucking agree with the girl underneath me, Ashlee is the koolest ever, u all fucking suck, look at her how is she a slut, is she on the street with a sign, NO!, do u see her sleeping with ppl for money?, I THINK NOT!!!!!!, if u all hate her so much, then y are u wasting ur time here, the fucking owner of this is a fucking lowie, who ever he/she is, they should get a life, becoz ashlee is nice, pretty, and fuck talented, And all of u should stop calling her stupid man, SHE WAS A FUCKING A+ STUDENT MAN!!!!!!, she is sooo kool, and no1 should say otherwise, if u hate her so much, then y waste ur time on her then, huh?, y? no seriously y? y r u spending so long writing about how much u hate her, when u could be doing sumthing betta, u probably fucking love her, u bitches, take a look at her, watch her show, she is sweet, funni, and nice, and a wonderful singer, and she punched britney spears in the face, hello, she saved us all from the hoe, yeh anyway stop dissin her becoz she realli is great, and stop wasting ur time on here, u probably thinking y am i here then, well im here becoz i care for ashlee and im stnding up 4 her, u have no reason 2 hate her, she has done nothing to you, ever, so u should pay more attention 2 her, and see she is realli great!
#343

ASHLEE ROX! ASHLEE HATERS SUCK SHIT! said 04/02/06, 12:58 pm (verified)
I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS PETITION! WHY DON'T ALL YOU PATHETIC MORONS WHO DISS HER BECAUSE OF HER SINGING GO AND ENTER THE MUSIC INDUSTRY LIKE SHE HAS AND MAKE AS MUCH FAME AS SHE HAS?!!!!!!!! I CHALLENGE ALL OF YOU FILTHY SHIT LICKING ROTTEN SCUMBAGS TO DO JUST THAT! ALL OF YOU ROTTEN RATBAGS ARE JEALOUS OF HER SUCCESS AND POPULARITY THAT SHE RIGHTFULLY DESERVES AND HAS WON IN THE HEARTS AND MINDS OF HER FANS. ALL YOU SORE LOSERS NEED TO GET A LIFE OR ROT IN HELL! ASHLEE STANDS FOR THE FOLLOWING: A FOR AWESOME S FOR SENSATIONAL H FOR HEROIC L FOR LEGENDARY E FOR EXCELLENT E FOR ENTERTAINING! TO THOSE WHO DISS HER BECAUSE OF HER APPEARANCE, I CHALLENGE YOU TO SHOW HOW YOU REALLY LOOK SO WE CAN COMPARE YOUR LOOKS TO HERS!!! ASHLEE HAS FANS ACROSS THE WORLD! THERE ARE MANY MORE PRO-ASHLEE PETITIONS THAN ANTI-ASHLEE ONES! ASHLEE IS DA BABE WHO CAN SING AND SHE ROX!
#342

briscola said 03/31/06, 12:08 am (verified)
FUCK U ASHLEY U SUCK !!!!
#341

ashley gets fucked said 03/09/06, 2:56 am (verified)
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#340

ASHLEY SUCKS said 03/09/06, 2:53 am (verified)
I I I @ I I @ U @ I I____/|_____I | I | | | | | | | | | _| | |_ (@ @ @ ) (__@_)@_) Ashley should get raped hard by 10 black guys!! She SUXS!! DICK!!
#339

BIG DICK said 03/09/06, 2:43 am (verified)
This is what Ashley should be getting" a big dose of COCK ( )}}}}}}}}}}}D ~ ~
#338

JEFFJAY said 03/06/06, 3:42 am (verified)
I Hella SUpport this petition!!! ASHLEY SIMPSON IS A PIECE OF SHIT!!!! SHe cant sing and her sister is as Dumb as a rock. THey are both dumb it runs in the family. Ashley simpson would have been better of in a porn or something, maybe that will do her some good. HAHAHA i would watch that.
#337

DEVAN said 03/04/06, 11:42 pm (verified)
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#336

chio said 02/27/06, 2:14 am (verified)
Assface ( ashley ) sucks ass... she does not know how to sing .... she disturbes me and her squiky voice of hell i wish she would retire and go live somewere far away..... *****
#335

hot shot said 02/25/06, 2:56 am (verified)
god god god SHE FUKIN SUCKS she lip syncs she suck she dosent know HOW TO MATHCH HER CLOTHS GOD SHES SUCH A BITCHY SLUT FUK U AHSLEE
#334

Nathan said 02/23/06, 2:35 pm (verified)
Wow......if you like Aslee Simpson than you are proving that like all other girls you have HORRIBLE TASTE IN MUSIC.....Ashlee Simpson SUCKS!!!!=)
#333

Massa said 02/19/06, 11:32 pm (verified)
I like ashlee simpson with all my heart and soul. she is beautiful and sooo talented. i would go gay for her. i still believe that she wasnt lip syncing at all. or at least that she was sick. thats a very brave thing to do... go on stage when your sick. you guyz are so mean she is the most wonderful artist ever. o and by the way i am the girl who cried wolf.... i lie ALOT
#332

Max said 02/19/06, 11:21 pm (verified)
DO WE HAVE TO CAPS THIS TO NOT BLEEP CURSES? HERE's A TRY- ASHLEE SUCKS. THE LITTLE FUCKER SUCKS SO MUCH SHE SHOULD GET HER ASSHOLE CHECKED FOR AIDS. Sorry, Ashlee. I like your music a little! L O V E!
#331

g-money said 02/19/06, 11:15 pm (verified)
ashlee simpson really does suck. She sucks so bad she really really sucks.
#330

kevin said 02/19/06, 4:56 am (verified)
I support this petition. Ashlee simpson sucks.
#329

Lip Sync said 02/18/06, 2:01 am (verified)
I support this petition. She lip sync. Don't go to her concerts anymore because she lip sync.
#328

ainslie said 02/18/06, 1:59 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#327

Vice President Cheney said 02/15/06, 2:02 pm (verified)
I support this petition. I shot the guy, it wasn't an accident I really did it, and I would do it again...that dush made me 50 billion dollars throughout my life but he almost caused me 2 grand "hell no" "****** lucky he still living, I should have shot hime three times" Oh yeah Ashlee sucks, she suck my dick and Bush's dick but she would not give up the ass what a whore she has given it up before she is no anal virgin.
#326

President George Bush said 02/15/06, 1:59 pm (verified)
I support this petition. Mainly because that young hoe wouldn't give me some of that precious little ass when we met. Oh and she can't sing worth anything, I sign a bill to kick her out of the country but spending all my time looking for more oil, giving up the lives of young soldiers and searching for weapons of mass destruction we all know are not there. Vote Bush
#325

Nicco said 02/15/06, 1:56 pm (verified)
Well I guess it could be worst she might actually believe she has talent in singing, like she thinks she has talent in acting maybe she will even try to make a movie like Britney (a friend of mine was working in a theater at the time of its release he said the only people going to see it where horny old guys wacking it) Britney, Ashlee, Jessica no talent hacks, do porn thats the only place you might have a chance of pulling off a realistic live performance. At least Ashlee looks better than the other two but thats not saying much Britney is damaged goods with that gay ass Kevin (yeah sweety he loves you he really does he isn't after your talentless money keep telling yourself that) And Jessica I can't even say it...this no talent singers is just as bad as those wannabe tv show creators who copy survivor in everyway or form, what happened to talent now any idiot with some survivor clone idea of a reality show is putting it on tv it sucks...every day there is some gay ass new reality show...soon a Black guy from the hood becomes President of Microsoft lets see how he does, Old man gets a make over to be young again can he pick up some women, Golddigers women trying to land rich guys (the male version trying to land rich girls aka Kevin) My personal favorite Who wants to create a reality show, the only reality show that pits contestants agains each other to create their own reality shows wooo wooo man this is lame.
#324

Ashley Slayer said 02/10/06, 5:30 am (verified)
I support this petition. Her rise to infamy only attests to the total disregard of the definition of "talent" by any and all entertainment agencies that support and/or award her "nails-on-a-chalk board" vocal expulsions.
#323

Aleu said 02/03/06, 7:27 pm (verified)
I support this petition. Ashlee Simpson sucks. (not peen either. she doesn't deserve the cock)
#322

Blake said 01/31/06, 11:50 pm (verified)
well got caught lip syncing on snl, got booed at orange bowl. the people have seen enough! she sucks 7th grade girls need to stop listening to this ugly whore and spare us this terrible voice
#321

Matt said 01/30/06, 2:21 pm (verified)
i hate that voice she puts on when she sings just to sound unique, its tripe, needs to pull her head out her ass
#320

mathu said 01/27/06, 1:14 am (verified)
when are people going to stop listening to all the **** mtv jams down thier throats. I have a show so now i'm a singersongwriter what a joke
#319

Ticked Off By Her said 01/25/06, 10:18 pm (verified)
I support this petition 100%.
#318

Neo said 01/25/06, 10:15 pm (verified)
tha ***** doesn't have an idea what she is doing
#317

todd said 01/24/06, 1:12 am (verified)
Ashlee Simpson looks like a crack whore in her new video..Absolute pathetic excuse for talent. STOP BUYING INTO THIS SHIT!!!
#316

KLARA said 01/13/06, 12:57 pm (verified)
CHOKE ON A BIG DI*K SKANK. Ashley Simpson soooooo sux
#315

KLARA said 01/13/06, 12:56 pm (verified)
CHOKE ON A BIG DI*K SKANK. Ashley Simpson soooooo sux
#314

KLARA said 01/13/06, 12:55 pm (verified)
CHOKE ON A BIG DI*K SKANK.
#313

KLARA said 01/13/06, 12:48 pm (verified)
I support this petition. This ***** sucks ass.She looks like an albino with a peroxide addiction. Horrible style.She cant dress. Her mommy need 2 teach her how to match her fu*king clothes.
#312

B . STrang said 01/09/06, 4:37 am (verified)
I AM A MUSICIAN AND IVE SEEN MUSICIANS AND ASHLEY SIMPSON JUST ISNT IT AND SHE FUCKING SUCKS HUGE TESTES!!!!!!!!!!!
#311

capt. said 01/07/06, 11:46 pm (verified)
While Ashley Simpson’s appearance does conjure up last nights burritos her singing and complete utter lack of talent makes me wonder if there really is a God. And if so why hasn’t he dropped a boulder on her head…or something… It’s a sad day indeed when you lip it on SNL and a week later you’re still high on the charts. Do we need any more proof that the industry is totally rigged?
#310

cheryl said 01/07/06, 8:41 pm (verified)
God, how the hell did ashlee simpson get so famous???????? She sings like my dog! Plus she's butt-ugly! be more like your big sis ashlee, and really get some fashion advice cuz u look like my grandma!!!!!!!!!
#309

Julio said 01/06/06, 1:59 am (verified)
I Love ashlee simpsons cd's because when u put them in the microwave sparks come out of it and it melts slowly like her face!!!
#308

lucifer said 01/05/06, 1:25 am (verified)
i have more talent in my left nut than that no singing *****. skank doesn't even describe how nasty that ***** looks. her nose and chin look like the moon man on the mcdonalds commercials. i bet her vagina smells like garbage and old mayonnaisse. or diarrehea.
#307

Chad said 01/03/06, 11:11 pm (verified)
not only are you butt ****ing ugly, your the worst singer I have EVER heard. Die a slow painful death you talentless piece of ****.
#306

Goatmetal said 01/03/06, 11:02 am (verified)
I have this tiny scab deep inside the crack of my ass. The sound it made when I pulled it off was a melody compared to Ashley Simpson's singing.
#305

Mike said 12/31/05, 7:01 pm (verified)
While I hate Ashley, I hate her scumbag parents even more. Her dad was a preacher? He seems more like Don King! The mom looks like a little free loader too! Maybe Joe should start laying the pipe to his ol lady instead of promoting his no talent daughters!!!
#304

mike said 12/31/05, 6:02 pm (verified)
No talent, ugly. What else can I say? People are starving around the world and this no talent Tucan Sam nose whore is rich and famous. there is no god.
#303

disgruntled said 12/29/05, 8:14 pm (verified)
I can't stand people who can't spell obsessed and it is lip sync. Jessica is just about as bad of a singer as Ashley.
#302

Ben said 12/29/05, 3:41 pm (verified)
shes an ugly, no talent, skank!
#301