Oi m8, ure signing for us betta not mess up my nice big fat contract renewal innit. U shud probs go 2 arsenal, or I'll f**k you up bumbaclat. I'm the best defender in the whole wide world a'ite. We don't need any other players, more cash for the R-dawg.
I hate Manchester United. I bought the club so I can run it into the ground. Signing for us would not be in your best long term interests as I inted to asset strip this Red gold mine. Toodles.
you want money?... no problem... i'll make you rich... you'll be ne highest paid cleaner...
>lick my shoes for 1,000,000$
>lick&dick my cock for 10,000,000$
to be continue...