DEATH TO THE CHAVS!!

What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand is on the little hand. What repulsive thing can be found in a baby diaper? Michael Jackson's hand. Why does Michael Jackson relate so well to children? He knows how they feel. Why does Michael Jackson have a tough guy reputation? He has licked every kid possible.

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a mail-order catalogue. What is the title of Michael Jackson's New Book? "Penetrating the Secrets of Children". When Michael Jackson throws a party, what do his guests drive? Tricycles. Why did Michael Jackson rush to the discount store? The ad said: "Boys' pants, half-off!"

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LOL!!!!!! hmm pretty good.. what do you say to a chav in the height of his career? can i have fries with that what do you call a chav at college? the cleaner. Two chavs run 100m, then jump off a cliff. One hits the water 2 seconds before the other, but he had a 3 second head start. Who wins? Society!!

have more jacko jokes Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing Q: What do Michael Jackson and the New York Mets have in common? A: They're both walking around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason whatsoever!! Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in !! Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart? A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !! Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand !! Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? A: Get out of my sun!! Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket? A: His other hand !! Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning? A: Throw him a buoy !! Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!! Q: Heard about Michael Jackson's new songs? A: I'm forever blowing bubbles! Knock Knock! Who's There? Little boy blue! Little boy blue who? Michael Jackson!! Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together? A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the three-year-olds! Q: Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping? A: So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians! Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common? A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns! Q:Why isn't all the controversy bothering Michael? A:He doesn't mind reaching bottom. Q:What's Michael's favorite Canadian TV show? A:The Kids in the Hall. Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider

Q: Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning? A: He ate a nine year old wiener!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.

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i g2g bye guys

hey did you hear michael jackson was taken to hospital last night? He was choking on a small bone!

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yea sorry ashlee, i think she's scared too lol... ill be blunt..inbreed..his sister is sucking him off kick her in the jaw, she bites him .... circumsision

i get that one!!hahahahahahahahahaha ha!

lol, brian u crack me up... what do michael jackson and buzz lightyear toys have in common? they r both made of plastic and sleep with little boys

no i just dont get it at all.lol

I think Ashlee is a little bit scared now

oh....ok bye

lol ok, u no what circumsizing someone is ay? well..both people from alabama and people from tasmainia r known for been inbreds.. now think of oral

LOL! What did the chav say to his girlfriend? "Hello Mum"