Dear Cadbury UK,
I am a great admirer of your work on the Crème Egg, I find this chocolate confection to be the ambrosia of mortals. This heavenly little egg is delicious, there simply aren't words in English, or even Esperanto to describe how exquisite this egg is. Well done to you all for it's creation, for you have truly achieved something in the manufacture of the Crème Egg.
However, the fact that I can only buy this egg that is truly lain by ecstasy herself during the Easter period upsets me greatly. I think you can see from the above paragraph how much I love the Crème Egg, and you can therefore understand how much this problem affects me. The Crème Egg is an excellent treat, suitable for all occasions, all emotions, and all year round, it should therefore be possible to buy these excellent chocolate contraptions at any time from any good retailer of confectionary.
Recently, you have released the Crème Egg bar. I was ecstatic when I heard of it's release, and rushed to my local shop to grab one of them. When I arrived home and unwrapped what I thought was a holy solution to a disastrous problem and bit into with high expectations, I sadly digested it with dissatisfaction. It is not a patch on the genuine article, in fact its bar incarnation is an insult to the glorious Crème Egg. The fondant to chocolate ratio is completely off, and I am sad to say that is the first time that your fine establishment has let me down.
I implore you, the good people of Cadbury, a company that is fine and founded on good honest ideals, to release the Crème Egg all year round, for all, not just me, to enjoy.
If you do not take action on my plea here, I understand that you cannot change your business plans to suit just one individual, therefore I am setting up a petition to show you that there are many like minded individual who share a hunger for your brilliant piece of artistry, the Crème Egg, all year round.
Yours,
Daniel Kiernan

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