Protesting the Delete Button
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Author: Bob Bobberson
Started: July 17, 2004, 2:38:52 am
Target: Everyone!
Category: Uncategorized
Supporters:

7
Goal:

75
Goal Progress:

10% Complete
Status

Active
DELETE BUTTONS MUST DIE! There are petitions about the slaughtering of cats, dogs, horses, ect., and how unfair it is. Well how about the hundreds of millions of innocent computer letters that are deleted every day? The delete button is truly a menace to civilization, as it promotes the destruction of the tiny, helpful letters that we type on out computer each day. Not only do we take them for granted, but we delete them with a simple, careless press of the delete (or the backspace, as it is called on some computers) button. Without these letters that control our world, we would be on the bottom of the food chain, lower than a maggot! A MAGGOT! That is why we belive that the DELETE BUTTONS MUST DIE!




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molly schultz314 said 07/13/09, 1:47 pm (unverified)
I support this petition.
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Razorbill said 02/02/06, 8:09 pm (verified)
Poor files, they must feel such pain! Never again shall I delete a file (except under extreme circumstances like if my hard drive is full)
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your master said 12/24/05, 3:47 pm (verified)
I am going to write this again, but delete some of the letters mwahahahahah m gog to wre this ai but deetsom of the leter mwahahah
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Heart Broken said 09/17/05, 5:11 pm (verified)
i don't like it when people deletes stuff either and especcially when some one tries to delte my broken heart
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Race Rickshaw said 10/07/04, 1:30 am (verified)
I cry tears of blood for the poor deleted emails!!
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Bob said 07/17/04, 4:10 pm (verified)
Well you can't delete your mistakes in real life . . .
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Alli said 07/17/04, 2:38 am (verified)
NOPE IT SHOULDNT! IF YOU MAKE A MISTAKE, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO DELETE IT!!!
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