WHEREAS, the human species requires humor at a biological level; and

WHEREAS, it would be humorous to have a functional "clownpenis.fart" URL as seen on television's Saturday Night Live; and

WHEREAS, a "clownpenis.fart" URL requires a new "dot fart" top level domain; and

WHEREAS, the official application process for a new top level domain is excessively boreing and burdensome (see http://www.icann.org/tlds/application-process-03aug00.htm);

THEREFORE, WE, THE UNDERSIGNED, hereby choose this medium to demand that the Internet Corporation For Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) immediately issue an Unsponsored Generic Top Level Domain of "dot fart".

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