For many years I have seen where people petition the Olympic Board for them to add certain events that are more and more mind numbing! There was a story on a guy who wanted to make: Miming an event... Thank all that is holy they denied him!

My idea is a lot more offensive to some but would create more revenue and give the little people a new sense of worth! I want to pad them up and toss them as far as I possibly can!

I see no real harm in this if they are willing! I am not suggesting that they are not paid, not at all! They are offering their time and energy, well not energy... They are getting free flight time! However I would demand that these men and women would be greatly compensated. Yes, I said men and women. I will NEVER be gender-bias in my exploration and pursuit in this endeavor! I will never allow any form of discrimination in this event!    

I would make weight classes for both the Tosser and those to be launched! It would only be fare and again, I am discriminating against NO ONE!

 

If you also would like to see this event made into a reality, please add your signature to my petition and together we can give the little people their time in the spotlight, while traveling at several feet per second!

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