Petition to get whiney emo kids liad by fat chicks

Feed

Image 1 of 4

Author: Bob Paulson

Started: April 7, 2005, 1:01:19 am

Target: Emo Kids and fat chicks too I guess..

Category: Uncategorized

Supporters:

116

Goal:

100,000

Goal Progress:

Status

Active

Its time these ****ers cheered up, by getting them laid by fat chicks we get rid of emo kids and there are less single fat chicks for the rest of us to avoid.

Discussion Forum

There are no discussion topics, would you like to post one?

Signatures

Seth.. Dzrat said 01/09/09, 4:53 pm (verified)

i HaTE!!!!!! this petition You fUCkeRs!!!! Just leave us al0ne!!! What ever happened to freedom of speech?!?! We hate you all! Next customer please.

#116

Infinite VanDale said 01/09/09, 8:08 am (verified)

SHOW ME UR RAT BUNNY, SHOW ME UR RAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

#115

Here Here said 12/05/08, 6:13 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#114

Mitchell Branson said 12/02/08, 10:01 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#113

Zack said 12/04/06, 3:48 pm (verified)

Emos need sex

#112

ryan warner said 12/01/06, 8:27 pm (verified)

i wish my grass were emo so it could cut itself!!

#111

Alex Sultana said 11/29/06, 11:19 pm (verified)

DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO!!!

#110

arnold swollenpecker said 11/29/06, 9:59 pm (verified)

hi im arnold swollenpecker and i aprove of this petition, i would talk more but i have to take a big shit, this man is a genius nobel prize should go to him

#109

Adam Startin said 11/29/06, 9:48 pm (verified)

Please make sure theyre really fat so the emos are killed by broken pelvises.

#108

jackson said 11/29/06, 9:27 pm (verified)

yes finally something americans can agree on, besides i will do my part as a citizen and sign, and i will even start acting emo just so i can get laid by a fat chick booyaa

#107

SadistNation said 11/29/06, 9:17 pm (verified)

Yeah Boi, get those fuckers some lovin

#106

bigpoppa said 11/29/06, 9:16 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#105

Rammsteinrage49 said 11/29/06, 9:15 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#104

roman said 11/29/06, 9:08 pm (verified)

u spelled laid wrong. L-A-I-D

#103

cynthia said 09/15/06, 4:59 pm (unverified)

you know it :]

#102

out2kyl said 07/27/06, 12:45 pm (unverified)

i support cos emoes r so fucking annoying, even emos dont like emos. emo fags deserve to die all they ever do is whine about it rather then have tha balls to do it. emos give all rock bacnds a bad name. and make depressed people laughed at, rather then just the cock ehads that want attention so cut there wrists. die emo fags

#101

Spencer Wenninger said 07/03/06, 4:24 am (unverified)

Anything to shut up emo kids.

#100

Liz said 06/14/06, 10:20 pm (unverified)

because I think emo kids should be subjected to the rolls of fat these women have to offer. It might roll over their face and asphyxiate them, and Im all for that

#99

forest garrigus said 06/13/06, 10:30 pm (unverified)

emo is alive...but it doesnt wanna be

#98

emo kiddddd said 06/01/06, 6:42 pm (unverified)

because people should make love not war..haha just kidding..this petition is comepletely retarded!! emo kids do not need fat chicks to get a piece of ass. most girls (at least half-way normal cool ones) are amazed by the emo kids' emo-ness that it works as aphordesiac and makes them want to immediately take off their clothes..thus proving the whole purpose of this petition entirely false. as for the crazy chick with the eating disorder..we didn't need a play-by-play of your crazy, psychotic, just plain fucked up life ok!!! we dont care if you scrape the shit outta ur throat or tape you thighs..thats just nasty..get some help. like google "help for crazy motherfuckers" ASAP!!

#97

View All Signatures