At first I figured Geico must have had their employees submit all those pro-Geico comments. Closer examination reveals they were posted by the same slackers who find Vonnage and Dietec commercials clever and amusing. These are the same folks whose idea of quality television are reality shows where contestants eat bugs and crawl through slime. PATHETIC.
there funnyness has turned to annoying and they are too stupid to see it. That does not seem like someone that I want to handle my insurance. I feel that if they did they would laugh at me or treat the whole thing like a joke. when there is nothing to laugh at.
CORRECTION.... Geico DID make some of the best commercials, or so I thought, until they decided to pick one of the most annoying, fruitiest, fruitcakes to do their commercial...Tony Little...I have hated him for years, and this latest skit is no acception. When you get Tony Little to represent for you, you must be desperate. Geico has lost faith from me.
I agree with you they get on my last nearve I get sick and tired of the stupid things they make up they just need to get of the stupid shit they call high class commercials.
YOU STUPID BASTARDS
DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL
THE GECKO IS MY PERSONAL TEEN IDOL<
AND HOW DARE....OH MY GOD...HOW DARE YOU CRITICISE HIS AMAZING TALENT AND HIS HIGHLY ENTERTAINING COMMERCIALS.
I laugh with my friends. We crack jokes when we are together. Only a fat, stupid, consumer whore could replace a genuine reason to smile with a geico commerical.
WHY ARE SOME OF YOU DEFENDING COMMERCIALS? Have you forgot all commercials are annoying! I DON"T NEED SOME ASSHOLE TRYING TO SELL ME SHIT 5 TIMES BEFORE I CAN GET TO THE END OF MY 30min Program!! TELEVISION COMMERCIALS ARE JUST LIKE SPAM!! What The Fuck are some of you thinking? You guys must not be thinking at all! I mute my commercials as often as I can.
FUCK COMMERCIALS!!!!!!!
ALL COMMERCIALS SUCK! BUT AT LEAST SOME COMPANIES DON'T ABUSE THAT FORM OF ADVERTISEMENT AND MAKE HONEST, PROFESSIONAL COMMERCIALS
SOME OF YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING STUPID.
Most Geico's commercials are incredibly clever. The reality tv satire and the ones featuring the cavemen in particular, although many of the "But I've got good news" spots are also entertaining. The gecko is generally annoying, but manages to be funny once in a while.
Summary; no one takes this petition seriously.
The Geico commercials rule! The caveman spots are hilarious. I had just noticed the other day that on their livingroom wal is a wall apinting a' la Lascaux. Beautiful!!
Geico commercials are far too low brow. "False appearance of a real commercial" followed by "unexpected entry of a standardized slogan" just means "bad marketing."
I like the gecko (sp?). That&amp;amp;#39;s about it. I&amp;amp;#39;m so fucking sick of the &amp;amp;#39;I have great news, I just saved a bunch of money on&amp;amp;#39; blah blah blah. It makes me so sick that I can&amp;amp;#39;t finish typing it.
And I would just like to say.. If you were looking for a petition for the goverment, then why the hell are you looking in this category? Doesn&amp;amp;#39;t make much sense.
Geico commercials are funny,though I do think you need a certain mental capacity to see the humor.It seems that the stupid fucks that created a petition need to get a life soon after they fuck themselves. Get real you stupid fucks and instead why not focus on a petition to change something in the government,but no you'd rather fuck around with an insurance company that probably will get more business because of this stupid petition.
yeah the guys who started this petition are overreactive morons whose own inadequacies in life translate to the bashing of little everyday things that make other people smile. The king of this idiocy is the starter of this petition who was so emotionally inconvenienced by 30 second spots that he views probably no more than twice a day, which he could not watch by changing the channel, who in spite of it all started an online petition to rid his/her probably already disturbed life of something that doesn't even merit a rational thought from most people. Stand tall dumbshit you're a lord amongst assholes.
I WAS LOOKING 4 MORE GEICO COMMERCIALS CUZ THEYRE THE ONLY GOOD FUNNY COMMERCIALS ON TV BESIDES THE OCCASIONAL BEER OR ESPN COMMERCIALS. ANY1 WHO WANTS TO STOP GEICO COMMERCIALS IS A LOSER W/NUTTIN BETTER 2 DO IN THEIR LIFE...DUMBASSES
YEAH GEICO SUCKS AND THE COMMERCIALS ARE FOR THE MENTALLY WEAK. A GECKO OR A CAVEMAN. WOW SELL ME SOME INSURANCE. FUCKING MORONS. CLEVER ONE PERSON SAYS. MEM PROBABLY LIKES WATCHING GRASSHOPPERS FUCK. GO KILL YOURSELF SO YOU DONT SPREAD YOUR DNA....
I love Geico commercials! They are so cleaver and original. I love the fact that when you first see the commercial, you don't expect it to be a car insurence commercial. But seriously, whosever idea was to make the petition is stupid, I mean, fuck, they are just tv commercials, they aren't going to kill you and if you don't like it, change the channel, no one is forcing you to watch it.
gieco ads are great whoever made this petition is a dumbshit the fleece ad is great. i would rather watch ads that make no fuckin sense than ones that are not funny at all
Well, I happen to like those ads. They're rather clever. Anyways, all ads are annoying. what do you people do? Watch TV and rate which ads are the most annoying? LOSERS...
DO YOU ALL ACTUALLY TAKE ALL THESE GEICO COMERICIALS SERIOUSLY? ALL 64 OF THOSE DUMBASSES WHO SIGNED THAT PETITION CAN SUCK MY COCK. I ONLY FOUND THIS SITE BECAUSE I WAS LOOKLING FOR THEIR COMERCIALS BECAUSE THEY KICK ASS
Get a life, people! Geico ads are supposed to be stupid, and anyone who would take any of them even slightly serious are morons! Geico is right now at the top of their game, and their commercials are spot-on! Keep 'em coming, Gecko...er...Geico!
They made a petition on the internet, believing their narrow opinions would somehow convince a large insurance company to change their marketing tactics, but in the end this ordeal won't save them any money on car insurance!
Most of my commercials are a cheap shot at minorities and their inabilty to pronounce the company's name. They tend to mispronounce it as GECKO, hence the mascot. The caveman sketch is just a parody on bleeding-heart PC minorities whining to HR about discrimination, blah, blah, blah. The ROBOT, The Interview, The squirrels slapping five, etc. I hire minority ad people to come up with this stuff! I love it. You should too! Its a rich white mans world again under the neocons. So like Enron, Tycho, Xerox, Arthur Anderson (aka Accenture), etc. we can do whatever the hell we want. LIVE WITH IT!
Geico along with all of the insurance companies are just screwing the american public ordered by the government.. if you don't buy it you can't drive or you will fined big bucks. Government subsidizing corp. america. Geico Sucks. even if the commericals are funny the first 3 times. after that even the best commercial get old. just like the caveman... LOL :)
Man, i feel bad for the people on this petition, a bunch of people walking around with a big stick up their asses. Hahaha i mean seriously. Have you nothing better to do? I came across this on accident and i thought this was some retarded joke someone made up. When i kept reading though i saw that the people were actually brain dead and very dull. Well, this is a waste of time and its not worth my time to say anymore than, the Geico commercials are really good, humerous, and better than watching lame serious commercials like a few people said on here.
P.S. Geico should make a commercial of an angry Midget running a few of the tight asses on this site over :D.
Bye.
I hate the one where that one family is driving in the middle of nowhere while singing "she'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes" and half way through the song that gay gecko starts singing "kung fu fighting", that is the dumbest fucking commercial ever, the cavemen commercials come in a very close second. The only Geico commercial I thought was good is the speed racer one, even though is pretty gay too. The one where they're making fun of the Old Navy commercials are pretty good as well. Yeah, I totally agree that they should be banned because they're stupid, the Old Navy commercials should be banned as well.
"I've seen the "small house" commercial a few times, but it wasn't until tonight that I noticed something very inappropriate. In the scene where the husband wants sex and the wife says, "Are you kidding me?" and walks away, look closely at the husband. He has a VERY PROMINENT ERECTION."
I WOOD have one to
I think shes HOT very Hot!! I could give a shit about what their selling!!!
I hope she keeps making more apperances
I am so absolutley sick of Geico ad's, they're everywhere! On every cable channel, and all over the radio too. Every commercial break, you can't get away from them. It's driving me insane.It's obnoxious.
The caveman commerical was funny the first time but the rest are stupid. Every time a show breaks for commercial there is atleast one Geico commercial. It gets so sickening and by the way Geico charges double of what any other companies does. If they wouldnt advertise every 2 seconds they wouldnt have to charge so much.
Oh yeah.... Mr. Prof. L, I'm sure you would like a Hugh G. Rection to cum your way!!! This is a petition about GEICO commercials not a freakin' english lesson idiot!!!
Geico is a rip off. When an absurd amount of MILLIONS of premium dollars are going to f upped commercials you know something is wrong. The commercials drive me crazy so I hit hte mute button or change channels. Of course everything made sense to me when I realized GEICO stood for Government Employee Insurance Company!!
Geico commercials are obnoxious. I will NEVER have Geico insurance just because their commercials annoy me so much. The most obnoxious thing about Geico commercials is that they THINK they're more clever than they are, and they won't shut up.
People are just puttin some humor in stuff!! Too bad people today are to fuckin serious, I think there funny. Id rather have funny commercials than see some famous celebrity selling fucked up shampoo
What can I say? If you wish to label Geico's tv spots "stupid," then I suggest you work on your grammar and spelling unless you intend to label yourself instead. For example, "dont' is not a word, although "don't" is a contraction of "do not." "Sense" is a correct spelling, and mixing up "were" and "where" is inexcusable. Punctuation does exist, believe it or not. Ergo, USE IT! Could it be that the commercials you fail to understand are actually too deep for you? Hmmm. . . I agree with #33: Argue for your limitations, and sure enough--they're yours.
Amazing the stupidity here. The commericals are fine...even funny. As far as Geico goes - PEOPLE - it's a flippin INSURANCE company. When you show up with your 14 tickets and 8 accidents over the last few years - yeah, they're gonna lay the pipe to ya. All insurances companies are a scam -- think about it. Over the course of your natural life, you'll pay $150,000+ to insurance companies in premiums. Will you get that much benefit back out of them? Doubtful...unless you can put a price on "peace of mind."
And Haywood - you're just a racist fuck. I suppose your life sucks because "the man" continues to hold his foot on your forehead? Maybe if you'd lose the Jesse Jackson mentality and believe a bit more in yourself, you'd find life opens more doors of opportunity. Remember - Argue for your limitations, and sure enough - they're yours.
The last one I thought was super duper funny was the soap opera one. Maybe the squirrel on too. Now they just try to hard. New pitch people. But ya, uhh, who would think to start a petition about it? I don't even know how I got here. I clicked some link I guess. Mass confusion taking over......ahhhhh!
who gives a fuck. some commercials are funny some are gay. its not like their gonna do anything about just because some people think they can do a better job at making commercials.
geez guys and girls i mean c'mon those comercials are the best in fact im always waiting for them to come on when ever i get time to watch tv i mean there the best ever so damn funny but i guess some people are so fuckin stupid and serious about every thing in life they just cant find anything funny well get a fuckin life and a sense of humor you fuckin goofs this shit is very funny
When first got my car insured with geico I thought they were ok. I soon realized that they were thieves. My third year with them I was paying more than my last car insurance agency. I dropped geico and switched.
Beware of geico they really are a bunch of scam artists.
Geico starts new customers with a low payment, but 1 to 2 years you are back up to high payments. WARNING! Geico is a dirty & cheating company. Their Goal is to take you in Lie to you start you off fair rate then raise your payments as fast as they can. THEIR COMMERCIALS ARE SERIOUS OR PROFESSIONAL JUST LIKE THEIR SERVICES.
killem all!
geico has the faggiest commericals, linch that honky and lizrd on that faggot robot commerical.... fuck geico and the faggot red wagon those homos rode in on... FUCK THOSEFAGGOTS!
every person on that ad campaign needs to be castrated like the ballless cluless cock sucking faggots they are...
FUCK U TOOO
GEICO has the faggiest lamest stupid cock sucking faggot commericals, the ad agency needs to be hung and killed... stupidest waste of 30 second incremenets in my life.
fucking kill that lizzard and that honky faggot ass faggot in their robot commerical,,, gut that faggot
I tried to get on at Geico....and I couldn't get hired. I applied for a claims representative position and went through the interviews, etc. until the final assessment. The assessment was a 'simulation' of phone calls based on material I was given. What I saw was the most unprofessional and malicious torture I have ever seen. People 'calling in' purposely acted rude and uncooperative! Not having ANY claims exp., I freaked out and submarined my own chances.
Geico should change their commercials and mascot from a gecko to a shark. They'll act nice to you one minute, then kick you in between the legs next.
I have the utmost respect for Warren Buffet because I think he's the only honest (or at least upfront) business man right now. But he needs to look at what Geico is doing. If he saw their practices, he would be ashamed.
I dont have an opinion about geico as a company, but the commercials are comedic genious. If you don't get it well then close your mouth you slack jawed simpleton, you are drueling all over yourself.
I've seen the "small house" commercial a few times, but it wasn't until tonight that I noticed something very inappropriate. In the scene where the husband wants sex and the wife says, "Are you kidding me?" and walks away, look closely at the husband. He has a VERY PROMINENT ERECTION.
Oh 9 and 11, if you are so sorry to be associated with this, why the fuck did you sign this...You both must either be Geico Employees or Biotches for Buffet. You all need to do your homework, there is nothing funny about Geico, NOTHING. They routinely (and falsely) claim they can save you 15% on car insurance. Ofcourse, when they say this and when they say the site is so simple a caveman can use it, they're obviously refering to you two. Pull your heads out of your assess. Geico sucks...and apparently so do you both...
even if SOME of these Geico commercials can be considered complex, do we really need to see the SAME ONE during EVERY commercial break of a show's one hour time slot? Get real!
yup, well put number 11 and number 10. I suppose it takes some sort of intelligence to understand these "complex" commercials. Alas, it sucks not all of us are created equal, eh? boycott geico? maybe if they fucked you on your car return, but common, these commercials are great, you fuckin whips.
wow, i have never been more dissapointed to be associated with a species as lame as you people. I STUMBLED across this site and am thoroughly outraged to share the same ancestral lineage as you fucks. Yes most of the commercials don't have anything to do with Geico. Would you really want to watch a bunch of boring shit on TV? These commercials are the ONLY thing I can laugh about on TV in the last 5 years. Its terrific marketing. In particular im talking about the HOUSE IS TOO SMALL commercial. I don't know about you but i was really excited to see that show the first time i saw the commercial. But....oh my god, im turing in to one of you fags. Go sign a real petition about something that matters. Do something for your country instead of bitching about advertising geniousness. Fuck it
YOU people are so dumb. Look at the first comment:
you spell "sense" as "sence." And if you had any brains, you would know that camping commercial is a spoof on OLD NAVY commercials. You all think they are stupid because you have no SENSE (not sence) of HUMOR.
why dont all you whiny little bitches shut the fuck up and find something else better to do..... aww you have 8 signitures.. and mr buffet is a billionaire so you can never stop his corparate machine
THE GEICO MAN DOING THE ROBOT IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING IVE SEEN, HE IS SO STUPID HE DESERVES A SLAP IN THE FACE RIGHT ALONG WITH ALL THE OTHERPEOPLE IN THE COMMERCIALS. WHOEVER MADE UP THESE STUPID COMMERCIALS MUST NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR, MY 5 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER CAN MAKE A MORE HUMOURUS COMMERCIAL THEN THAT JUNK ON TV.
GEICO PLEASE STOP MAKING THE PUBLIC VIEWERS SUFFER WITH THOSE DUMB COMMERCIALS.
#4 HAPPYDUDIE, YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR MIND TO THINK THAT THOSE COMMERCIALS ARE FUNNY.
Hey Warren, what's it like to know that you are a part of a company that is a bigger slave driver than KL Gifford? Insurance Commissioners in all 50 state, Please Investigate and SHUT DOWN GEICO NOW. They discriminate employees, segrigate employees, use intimidation tactics in training employees, which include verbal abuse an public humiliation, and public firings just so the rest of the charges can see what happens to those who don't meet sales quotas. If you are an Insurance Commisioner, please investigate Geico, they need and deserve to be shut down. As for the gecko, the commercials are pointless and without a doubt the most fucking stupid thing on TV today. They make no sense, and prey on those who do not know better. Most consumers know very little about Auto Insurnance. Geico depends on a consumer to be undeducated regarding car insurance. That's one of the many misleading ways they make money. Geico also goes out of their way to sue anyone who opposes them in anyway. I just wonder what would happen if Mr Buffett one day decided to divest Brookshire Hathaway from Geico...let's see those bastards survive that! Geico, do us all a favor, drop dead and fuck off! PS: I am an ex-employee who was fired, and I know lots about their operation, I wish NBC Dateline would go in their with a hidden camera and have a reporter pose as a sales trainee, if America saw what goes on, they would be so shocked that they would cancel their policies. If you are a Geico policy holder, please cancel and go to another company, any company. You'll be better off, trust me. As for Geico Management and Executives and HQ in Washington DC, well let's just say you can go FUCK YOURSELVES. Boycott Geico!!!!
From personal experience, Geico is nothing more than a bunch of rip off artist and lying motherfuckers! Not only do the commercials need to be stopped, Geico needs to be stopped too! DO NOT PATRONIZE GEICO. You will be sorry!
