Good morning. I'm going to be brief. Recently, Hollywood Scientologist and homosexual rights activist Tom Cruise maligned our perfect, infallible nation by openly expressing some negative thoughts to the foreign press. He said that the United States terrifies him, and that he wants his children to be brought up in Australia - a barren island of ex-cons, atheists, and kangaroo fetishists.

A little known Congressional act from 1843 states that "whereupon a petition is signed for the removal of an individual citizenship, and that petition contains no less than 50,000 signatures by registered citizens of the United States, the citizenship of the individual shall be removed and that citizen shall be escorted out of the country by military force no less than 24 hours after the last signature is verified." And since Mr. Cruise would prefer that his children live outside our borders, I think I speak for all decent-minded Americans when I say that he is welcome to join them! Simply put, we don't want his kind!

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