Help Glenn Beck Get Jessica Alba
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Author: Joe Brooks
Started: July 25, 2006, 3:18:33 pm
Target: Jessica Alba
Supporters:

666
Goal:

1,000
Goal Progress:

67% Complete
Status

Active
Glenn needs our Help! Glenn Beck, the radio and television superstar, is a huge Jessica Alba fan and he wants her to appear on his show television show on Headline News. Our goal is to inform Jessica of this great opportunity!

By signing this petition we are letting Jessica Alba know that we are huge fans and want her to be on Glenn Beck's show.

Who is Glenn Beck: a 40something pasty old man who wears pink.

Who is Jessica Alba: Hot movie star.

Please visit HelpGlennGetJessica.com" for further details.




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Signatures
Tim Heller said 01/20/09, 8:13 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#666

Patrick Grolemund said 11/07/08, 7:47 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#665

Jeff Nye said 09/09/08, 6:16 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#664

Cody Tice said 08/27/08, 3:54 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#663

hugh jazz said 06/28/07, 11:27 am (verified)
horray for glenn
#662

Christopher Butler said 03/11/07, 3:40 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#661

Phucker said 02/14/07, 9:47 pm (verified)
Glenn Beck is a fat prick. He looks like a urinal and has a lisp that burns your ears. He is fat and uneducated, and probably smells like piss. He should be taken off the air he reeks so bad and sent to live in a war-torn country like Sudan. Fuck Glenn Beck. Fuck all assholes.
#660

Glenn Beck rocks said 12/02/06, 8:38 am (verified)
but Jessica gives me a big boner
#659

whatever said 12/01/06, 10:51 pm (verified)
lesbians should all be forced to eat cock
#658

zoli said 11/30/06, 9:04 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#657

Peter said 11/22/06, 9:31 pm (verified)
...andrew made me...
#656

Shawn said 11/05/06, 2:59 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#655

David Colegrove said 10/31/06, 11:00 pm (unverified)
I support this petition.
#654

Eman said 10/27/06, 10:03 pm (unverified)
I support this petition.
#653

Sandy Maliszewski said 10/27/06, 7:45 pm (unverified)
I support this petition.
#652

Mark Menzies said 10/27/06, 3:53 pm (unverified)
I support this petition.
#651

Steven said 10/27/06, 5:41 am (unverified)
I support this petition.
#650

Steve Walters said 10/27/06, 4:32 am (unverified)
I'm a proud member of the vast right wing conspiracy! Oh Yeah!
#649

Angela said 10/26/06, 4:22 pm (unverified)
I support this petition.
#648

Dan said 10/26/06, 3:48 pm (unverified)
I support this petition.
#647