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Author: Alistair Mathers

Started: September 21, 2004, 4:52:34 pm

Target: marvel.com

Category: Uncategorized

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We all want superpowers, right? Well then sign the ****in' petition...cheers.

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James Zwierzynski said 12/28/06, 11:36 pm (verified)

If i had super powers i would kill my bitchy sister!

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Marigny said 08/19/06, 3:16 am (unverified)

i love super powers!

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Jake Demenkoff said 08/05/06, 7:23 pm (unverified)

who does not want superpowers. so if anyone sees this, sign it!

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Daniel Riney said 03/30/06, 1:18 am (verified)

I support this petition.

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juan said 02/22/06, 9:38 pm (verified)

let every body get super powers

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Super Ultra Emoli said 04/07/05, 7:39 am (verified)

Yay! Looks like I'll be -flying- to work from now on.

Chibot said 04/04/05, 6:25 pm (verified)

Then I'll take them all. Emoli, you can have one too.

Emoli said 03/18/05, 8:12 am (verified)

If we all have these powers, then they won't be super anymore. *pout*

Chibot said 03/08/05, 11:07 am (verified)

Hey, I just thought of something else. I want a bottled superpower that transforms me into a raging monster of epic proportions. I mean the kind that devours whole worlds and sleeps for a thousand years to ease the digestion. Any nerds know the Tarrasque from AD&D 2nd edition in the Monstrous Manual? I want to look like THAT badass. But I'd have to be even tougher than him in today's high-tech society. I don't want a single nuke to end my rampage. It'd be a bit like Wells' Cthulu. Only I'd look more intimidating as the Tarrasque than as a squid.

Chibot said 02/22/05, 2:36 pm (verified)

Shit, this is awesome. How come I never thought of bottled force powers? And how come no one else is signing this, damn it!? Top on my list are invisibility in a bottle, and flasks of supernatural battle prowess.

Toni the Pirate said 12/06/04, 9:46 pm (verified)

Hell yeah!

John Paul Owens said 10/08/04, 4:45 pm (verified)

I want super powers too! With the stipulation that nobody else can have them. ;P

Chris Fowlie said 09/21/04, 4:54 pm (verified)

i would like to have super powers! i have been asking for them for the last 19 years for both my christmas and my birthday but still nothing. Please help me Tony.

Kyle Reid said 09/21/04, 4:52 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

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