Jay Johnston for President in 2008
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Author: Jay Johnston
Started: October 28, 2004, 5:56:07 am
Target: DEMOCRATIC PARTY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Supporters:

119
Goal:

10,000
Goal Progress:

2% Complete
Status

Active
As you can clearly see by the signatures below, we the masses have spoken and spoken loudly. We feel that Jay Johnston would be an exemplary candidate for the Democratic Party. Jay is willing to address all the hard hitting topics that concern us today. Gay Marriage, Stem Cell Research, The War on Terrorism, and most importantly How to Deal with the Werewolf Minority Population.
Jay Johnston a man of the people for the people. Only under him can we secure tomorrow, today.

Paid for by the People of Jay Johnston is the Lesser of the Evils and United Soccer Moms of America




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Jay Johnston for President in 2008




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Signatures
Joshua W Walther said 03/21/06, 12:27 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#119

O.J. Simpson said 11/11/05, 5:20 pm (verified)
Shit, I killed that cock suckin' bitch and Jay helped me. So vote Jay if you need a buddy to help knock off your unfaithful wife.
#118

Rev. Jesse Jackson said 11/11/05, 5:16 pm (verified)
We the black community have full support of Mr. Johnston. If the glove didn't fit your must aquit.
#117

Jesus Christ said 11/10/05, 4:35 pm (verified)
Vote no on Jay, yes on saddam!
#116

Jay Johnston said 11/10/05, 4:11 pm (verified)
....Matt you have way too much time...and stop impersonating my mom...thats just creepy
#115

Susan Johnston said 11/10/05, 3:05 pm (verified)
At least I can spell my fucking name, Mr. Neeson!
#114

Liam Neison said 11/10/05, 3:04 pm (verified)
Fuck you Mrs. Johnston!
#113

Susan Johnston said 11/10/05, 3:03 pm (verified)
Mr. Neison, I'm quite offended. My son is a great man!
#112

LN said 11/10/05, 3:03 pm (verified)
I heard he eats children!
#111

Not Liam Neison said 11/10/05, 3:01 pm (verified)
The whore caused the fucking holocaust as well! What a fuckhead!
#110

Clive Owen said 11/10/05, 3:00 pm (verified)
He knows his shit!
#109

Liam Neison said 11/10/05, 2:59 pm (verified)
Bugger off you little wanker! He's been stalking me for years...
#108

Richard Dean Anderson said 11/10/05, 2:58 pm (verified)
All he needs is a paperclip, a piece of gum, and a Q-tip to become president. If he needs more, he fucking sucks!
#107

Daniel Craig said 11/10/05, 2:56 pm (verified)
I may have beaten him in the casting of the new James Bond, but he's still fucking amazing!
#106

William H. Macy said 11/10/05, 2:55 pm (verified)
He'll take one up the ass for the good old shoveler!
#105

Russell Crowe said 11/10/05, 2:54 pm (verified)
I could take him in a bar fight!
#104

Hugh Grant said 11/10/05, 2:53 pm (verified)
He's bloody fucking awesone, i say!
#103

Nicholas Cage said 11/10/05, 2:52 pm (verified)
He'll take pleasure in gutting the competition..... boy...
#102

Anthony Hopkins said 11/10/05, 2:51 pm (verified)
I endorse jay!
#101

Kevin Paxson said 11/09/05, 6:47 pm (verified)
Only 99,900 more Jay. Good luck. And Good night.
#100