Signatures #1 through #100 for the JAMES BLUNT SUCKS ASS! petition
Good Girl said 03/11/06, 5:35 pm (verified)
I love James Blunt he is an awsome singer Good Guy im not alone someone else has good taste in music here
#100

Pandora Dragon said 03/11/06, 10:48 am (verified)
My 94-year old granny sings better than him.
#99

Chad Siebken said 03/11/06, 2:50 am (verified)
James Clunt!
#98

Geraldine said 03/10/06, 6:33 pm (verified)
he sings like a girl
#97

diesel power said 03/10/06, 3:51 pm (verified)
DIE DIE DIE YOU INANE FAGGOT
#96

milla said 03/10/06, 12:35 pm (verified)
james blunt is a fukin gayboi, his gay high voice makes me wana punch the twat, dwn with blunt!!
#95

Dave said 03/10/06, 6:10 am (verified)
What do people see in him? He has NO talent, sounds like a woman, and has a lazy eye
#94

king kong barbour chillin on da polacre 06 said 03/09/06, 5:45 pm (verified)
I support this petition. fuk james blunt i hope he fukin gets bummed at mosley safri park wen i spray him wiv baboon feremones so thy all wanna shag the fuk out of his tyt british bottom fuk blunt fuk blunt fuk blunt . . . . . . . . . . . u gt th drift
#93

judith said 03/08/06, 9:43 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#92

Dan Shaw said 03/08/06, 7:54 pm (verified)
James Blunt can suck my balls!
#91

sarah said 03/07/06, 6:21 pm (verified)
Ugh. Please let his five minutes be over soon!
#90

Dave Dalton said 03/06/06, 8:43 pm (verified)
Worst person ever. How the fuck is he #1 on Billboard hot 100. Who LIKES THIS SHIT?
#89

joe-T said 03/05/06, 8:14 pm (verified)
hey, whoever said X&Y was the best album ever needs to calm down, stop sniffing chris martins poster on his wall, and realise that the testicular-missing freak made one shite album. And, peeps, y'all aint helping you argument by using base dereogatory homophobic language. I mean, almost all of you allude to him being gay in your comments, or calling hima pussy. Like jeez said, the guy was in the army. He'd have connor oberst, good charlotte and calodplay all at once. Songs suck though.
#88

jeez said 03/05/06, 8:09 pm (verified)
aye yo, james blunt was in the fucking army fool, he'd have connor oberst over a fucking table! But, to be fair, his songs suck three types of arse, but he's no mroe of a dick than connor oberst. Man connor oberst is a dick
#87

devan said 03/04/06, 11:34 pm (verified)
hes only gonna be big because SOME people and stupid young girls think hes hot. JAMES BLUNT IS A STUPID COCK SUCKING PIECE OF SHIT COCK FAGET BITCH COCK CUNT SHIT BITCH FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT SHUT SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK CUNT CLIT ASS BITCH COCK FAGET FUCKING SWISS POLE SMOKER
#86

Kill Corporate Rock said 03/04/06, 9:42 am (verified)
Connor Oberst is to James blunt like Jenny Lewis is to Gwen fucking stefani. Hey Goodguy: go buy your mainstream bullshit walmart CDs and leave the rest of us with taste alone.
#85

goodguy said 03/04/06, 9:35 am (verified)
Who do you elitist fuckers like? Some whiny liberal like that bright eyes connor bitch? JB would kick his ass!!
#84

Jen said 03/04/06, 8:57 am (verified)
I support this petition. Jane - Check out another anti-Blunt petition at Bloodshot Dawn.com and see someone's idea of a response to his crap song!
#83

Fred Nile said 03/04/06, 7:31 am (verified)
Blunt sings like he's choking on a great big fat one.
#82

Bill Heffernan said 03/04/06, 7:11 am (verified)
James Blunt - sings like a poofter, looks like a cunt.
#81

Jane said 03/03/06, 6:48 pm (verified)
So this whiny asshole sees a girl on the bus, who makes the mistake of smiling at him, and now he's in love with her? Give me a break. "I don't know what to do..." I'll tell you what to do, go throw yourself in front of a train. Loser.
#80

James Blunt said 03/03/06, 3:54 pm (verified)
Thanks for the messages but I don't think any of you lot hate me as much as I hate myself. Someone kill me please
#79

GOODCHARLOTTELOVER said 03/03/06, 10:56 am (verified)
my name is james blunt and i is great! well u arent good charlotte r 10000000 times better than u. he finks hes real big coz he used a swear word in a song.
#78

green day rox! said 03/03/06, 10:54 am (verified)
i h8 james blunt and may i say DIE U ULGY MOTHER FUCK DIE U GAY CUNT I HATE U DIE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
#77

James Blunts Father said 03/03/06, 2:53 am (verified)
I support this petition because I'm also ashamed of my GAY son's GAY music. Looking back, we should have gotten an abortion. My dumbass of a son does nothing but hypnotize equally retarded cunts into buying his GAY music because he knows how to play 3 guitar5 chords and sing like a fairy. I HOPE MY SON DIES!
#76

pimpskillet said 03/03/06, 2:23 am (verified)
iTunes is censoring my anti-blunt review! Didn't enter anything offensive - just a negative critique of the album - it never was posted. Fucking corporate conspiracy!! Keep the anti-Blunt movement alive!
#75

Marcus said 03/02/06, 9:48 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#74

Dr Seus said 02/28/06, 10:30 am (verified)
Dr Seus, Dr Seus
#73

me said 02/28/06, 10:22 am (verified)
signed
#72

Dr.Zances said 02/27/06, 9:15 pm (verified)
It's about time someone did that i hate him to
#71

Leen said 02/27/06, 8:36 pm (verified)
I agree
#70

James Blunt said 02/26/06, 11:50 pm (verified)
My voice is silly and My songs are poor You'll keep on listening To this manure The press say I'm a genius And you'd never question that Just keep on buying my CD Although it's utter crap You're gullible, you're gullible you're gullible, it's true you saw my face on a CD case And the next thing that you knew You had joined the brainwashed queue Yeah, you saw reviews in the national news The marketing was beautiful, you could not refuse And though my whining sets your teeth on edge You've convinced yourself that I'm the best thing since sliced bread You're gullible, you're gullible You're gullible, it's true You saw my face on a CD case And you knew just what to do Now you own a coaster too You're gullible; you're gullible It's pitiful but true There must be an agent with a smile on his face, When he thought of all the sheep like you. But it's time to face the truth, I will always be quite poo
#69

MonkeyFucker said 02/26/06, 11:43 pm (verified)
I bet he sucks his own dick! odds are 3/1 any takers???
#68

James Blunt said 02/26/06, 11:40 pm (verified)
It aint James Blunt....its James CUNT!!!!!!!
#67

Jackass said 02/26/06, 11:13 pm (verified)
Fuck this Fucker! OH FUCK I HATE HIM FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!FFFFFFFUUUUCCCKK !!!
#66

James Blunt's Mother said 02/26/06, 5:55 pm (verified)
I am ashamed of my son. His music is terrible; as in it causes terror. The only thing to do with rubbish like my son is to jettison it into the sun. It must be noon, however, else the sun will not be hot enough.
#65

coldplay fan said 02/25/06, 10:51 pm (verified)
honestly, how can his shitty album sell more than X&Y by coldplay? X&Y is one of the best albums i hever heard but back to bedlam sells more, i hate james c.unt
#64

the guy said 02/25/06, 10:48 pm (verified)
james blunt needs to be shut away for a very long time whilst his song is played repeatedly into his head through a microchip implanted into his brain...then maybe, just maybe, he can understand the musical torture we have had to put up with. Oh yeah, and he's a stuck up posh prick.
#63

The dude said 02/25/06, 10:08 am (verified)
I was watching some guy skating tonite on the olympics to this fuckstick's song. Can't we escape Blunt anywhere?
#62

james blunt said 02/25/06, 12:36 am (verified)
i like this petition because i suck.
#61

Nick said 02/25/06, 12:32 am (verified)
I support this petition. James Blunt writes the most predictable and shallow lyrics that I think I have ever heard. He may be able to use a falsetto, and he's pretty good at reviving pretty standard melodies, but those lyrics just ruin it for me. that and the guitar riff makes the song soung like an informercial
#60

Daniƫl Hoenderdos said 02/24/06, 7:56 pm (verified)
I support this petition!
#59

xlevyx said 02/24/06, 6:18 pm (verified)
you are be... such a Wanker get a life! stop destroying music you sad sad man! i fuking h8 him 'tis all :p
#58

Guido said 02/24/06, 1:25 pm (verified)
He writes acceptable song, but his voice and the production spoil it all. My advice to James Blunt is: Start smoking and drink more Whiskey!
#57

shimmy said 02/23/06, 10:44 pm (verified)
they both suck.
#56

Elisabeth said 02/23/06, 10:44 pm (verified)
Everytime I hear his voice my body freezes... I just can not describe the pain I feel when I hear him sing. My heart just breaks... I am so dissapointed in mankind.. how can people with ears like his music? He is without a doubt the worst thing that happened to music... ever!
#55

kate said 02/23/06, 10:06 am (verified)
HE IS SO CRAP at the star of your beutifull it sounds like he makes a mistake & comes in to early
#54

willem b said 02/23/06, 9:59 am (verified)
my head starts to hurt when his songs are on
#53

Jae said 02/22/06, 6:27 pm (verified)
I don't neccersarily support this petition, but I'm not much of fan either. I think the song "you're beautiful" is a nice song, but his sound is alittle depressing for me. I already had my Tori Amos phase back in high school, no more depressing music for me.
#52

Calisse said 02/22/06, 6:23 pm (verified)
JAMES BLUNT SUCKS AND HE SUCKS, AND HE SUCKS.
#51

Tabarnak said 02/22/06, 6:21 pm (verified)
JAMES BLUNT IS A FUCKING FAILURE AND I HOPE HE WILL DIE. I SUPPORT THIS PETITION.
#50

Jame Blunt said 02/22/06, 12:27 pm (verified)
I don't know... Do I suck that much?
#49

Nick Stein said 02/22/06, 1:57 am (verified)
wtf this douche bag is as bad as rap/hip hop
#48

Jim said 02/21/06, 2:48 am (verified)
********WARNING******** MAY CAUSE LISTENER TO SCRAPE EAR DRUMS OUT WITH A PEN KNIFE - PROCEED WITH CAUTION
#47

Cait said 02/21/06, 12:31 am (verified)
I support this petition.WHY DON'T PEOPLE WRITE GOOD MUSIC THESE DAYS..WHY???
#46

Zach said 02/20/06, 9:54 pm (verified)
hes fuckin gay
#45

Dan said 02/20/06, 3:46 pm (verified)
I don't understand how this man even got a record contract! His voice sucks and his music is way over played. It's sad that people don't know good music anymore.
#44

GJH said 02/19/06, 5:12 pm (verified)
"Goodbye my lover...goodbye my friend~...come back when your balls have dropped..."
#43

Dirk D. said 02/18/06, 3:21 am (verified)
For a laugh, go to www.songmeanings.net and look at all the people who think this cornhole is brilliant. His lyrics are even more pathetically stupid when you read the text.
#42

your beatiful said 02/17/06, 12:27 pm (verified)
your beatiful, its true, i saw your face in a crowded place and i dont know what to do, becuase i never be with you
#41

rlamf said 02/17/06, 12:24 pm (verified)
James Cunt. Fuck off back to the gulf A-hole!
#40

Butters said 02/17/06, 1:39 am (verified)
F*cking loser should commit suicide. If not, we'll lend him a hand to end his pitiful life. There's no choice :P
#39

jinzo said 02/17/06, 1:34 am (verified)
Burn his soul!
#38

helly said 02/17/06, 1:17 am (verified)
His SNL performace still haunts me. It made me physically sick. Cheesy Egomaniac.
#37

Jazzyman said 02/16/06, 11:02 pm (verified)
James Blunt really gets on my tits. This song is just such a pile of processed turd. It's not blatently offensive like the frog. Its a slower wearing down of will.
#36

lover of REAL music said 02/16/06, 3:36 am (verified)
I support this petition.How does anyone like that get a record deal? its just too easy these days..I mean even a fucking frog ringtone can sell millions of records.This world is so fucked up!
#35

Blunt Hater II said 02/15/06, 10:23 pm (verified)
More like James "keep your hands off me pot o' gold" Blunt
#34

Blunt Hater said 02/15/06, 10:22 pm (verified)
He should change his name to James "I sound like a leprecaun" Blunt.
#33

i hate you all!!!!! said 02/15/06, 6:46 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#32

Grim said 02/15/06, 6:15 pm (verified)
I've only heard one song, but it is horrible. His voice sucks. His writing sucks. How could anyone possibly like his music? ugh.
#31

Katey said 02/15/06, 3:21 am (verified)
He sounds like someone stepped on a goat when he sings.
#30

fiesta boi said 02/15/06, 12:16 am (verified)
He's just a corporate version of all that emo shit we all hate so much.
#29

James Evan said 02/15/06, 12:14 am (verified)
I literally cringe when that 'You're beautiful' song comes on. My brother loves it. Horrible composion, horrible vocals and terrible, terrible cliche lyrics.
#28

Azazel said 02/15/06, 12:06 am (verified)
Fuck him.
#27

Bloodblaze said 02/14/06, 9:31 pm (verified)
HE'S GAYE
#26

Mustardmat said 02/14/06, 9:22 pm (verified)
My life is brilliant....Well I'm glad yours is dude because the fact that you live on the same planet as me is kinda bugging me like every waking second of my life..Kill me..kill me..kill me
#25

DivineSheep said 02/14/06, 11:52 am (verified)
James Blunt has anal sex with Hagrid.
#24

The_Godfather said 02/14/06, 11:40 am (verified)
Death to the James Blunt.
#23

Ray said 02/14/06, 12:53 am (verified)
James Blunt should have been stomped on at birth. He is the worst.
#22

Psycheout said 02/13/06, 10:15 pm (verified)
James Blunt is a worse singer than Micheal Bay is a film director, and that's pretty fucking bad
#21

Wrath of a Plumber said 02/11/06, 1:58 pm (verified)
James Blunt, Jack Johnson and Coldplay. People love crappy music.
#20

MysterII said 02/11/06, 12:01 am (verified)
What is happening to this world?? He's a walking billboard of musical disaster and perhaps will join the ranks of Ashlee Simspon. It was as if his musical purpose was to suck and make people spite his music...
#19

i am a rock lover said 02/10/06, 5:19 pm (verified)
james blunt wouldnt know proper songwritng if it bit him in the ass then did a lapdance on his overlarge head. his songs are the same slushy crap over and over,and i recently heard some twats on the radio saying hes brilliant! people will soon forget about him and hate him. hes sending the CHARTS back to bedlam with his poncy assed songs!
#18

ronin said 02/10/06, 3:58 pm (verified)
when I see(hear) him I have an urge to PUKE my guts out.
#17

Moi said 02/10/06, 3:47 pm (verified)
Anybody who hates James Blunt should check out his sorry-ass itunes playlist. It is full of comments that suggest his profound idiocy. When you look up poser in the dictionary there should be a picture of him from that awful video, sitting shirtless in the snow with his touchingly symbolic possessions arrayed before him as proof of his wonderfulness.
#16

Young Deezy said 02/09/06, 5:27 pm (verified)
James Blunt makes me mad at the world. THe people who eat up his songs like they're fucking shakespearean sonnets must be the same people who put big GWB in office twice. Pure, utter, unforgivable, stupidity. But his melodies are catchy aren't they? I'm a fucking moron too i know.
#15

ACM said 02/08/06, 8:30 am (verified)
Agree with #11 - God. Also, to see what a jackhole this guy is, look at his "celebrity playlist" on ITunes. What a clueless, no-talent moron!
#14

adar_g said 02/08/06, 3:10 am (verified)
I support this petition. Let's shove a sausage in his mouth and a hungry wolf in his ass.
#13

Green Day Fan said 02/07/06, 7:12 pm (verified)
I support this petitions soo much James Blunt is crap he whines like through out all of his songs. Is That talent? No hes just been lucky.
#12

God said 02/03/06, 12:12 am (verified)
I support this petition because he is like 30-something and he is singing about some 14-something's sexual fantasy...grow up, James!! Oh, and just give up on the lyric writing too.
#11

Cavaco Silva said 01/30/06, 2:53 am (verified)
like it wasn't enough to get all the jackass music from mr. rod The gay stewart, now he's back with new and powerful skin.his name:james The thin girly voice blunt.LETS FUCK HIM TO PIECES!!!!
#10

Girth Brooks said 01/29/06, 7:01 am (verified)
He ruined SNL. Dane Cook rocks. James Blunt is a ass juice drinking sperm gargling gaylord.
#9

HelpUsAll said 01/29/06, 5:57 am (verified)
I support this petition. This empty and annoying guy is perhaps one of the worst acts ever,
#8

ass man said 01/29/06, 4:40 am (verified)
I support this petition. becuase his voice is grady and anoying and some1 should just shoot that guy in the head to stop the dying giraffe sound he is making
#7

w00ter said 01/28/06, 1:57 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#6

Vinnie said 01/27/06, 12:45 pm (verified)
As a dutchman I fully agree and James Blunt should losen the string around his balls
#5

Joid said 01/27/06, 12:41 pm (verified)
On behalf off all the Dutch I can say that James Blunt is a cunt. He should be kicked away each time he approaches a mic.
#4

Chiefette said 01/17/06, 2:31 pm (verified)
Yep. Let's kill the bastard.
#3

?> said 01/15/06, 11:16 am (verified)
I support this petition.GO ON STOP POACHING ANIMALS PLEASE
#2

Baby said 01/15/06, 10:15 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#1