Jamie Blunt recorded his entire album with wires attached to his testicles with the aid of crocodile clips, which explains the "Oooh I've squashed my balls in a mangle" voice. If you listen carefully, you can judge the exact moment that the other end of these wires are connected to the terminals of a car battery.
Your voice is as grating on the nerves as a teeth cleaning with a rusty shovel. The lame lyrics are harmless but repeated playing will make you want to puncture your own ear drum.
James Blunt is a talent free hack, no song writing talent whatsoever. He is a perfectly packaged "fragile rocker" sent to us from record executives to wreak havoc on our ear drums and intellects. I hate this horrible songwriter's only hit "You're Beautiful" because it is anything but. OH, I DISLIKE HIM SO!!!
I suport it beacuse James Blunt's songs talk about imature grown man who talk like children and just know how to sob about everythink...take it like a man and grow up man. Jeeezzz... crying about some one he saw some where and hes not going to see her again? for god sake man...for crying out loud how lame is it? What is he trying to show us? How to be useless ?
James Blunt sings like some weird country pop singer who has something in his throat. I want to rip out his vocals and wipe them with my @$$. He is the worst singer ever and his lyrics he makes to his songs are stupid and anoying.
I HATE HIM. unfortunatly i havnt met anyone else who does!! alll my friends love this sad sack of sh*t. i wouldnt want to KILL him...just end his singing career!...anyone...?
Please leave James alone. He brings a little bit of sunshine into so many lives. When I came out of the closet James Blunt helped me through it. He has a beautiful voice, beautiful lyrics, and beautiful pants.
i dont support this pedition really!!! I think James Blunt sucks more than just ass!!! he sucks Cock, all different types aswell!! Donkey COCK, Monkey COCK, Giraffe COCK, Hippo COCK n his DADS COCK!!
dont you just love it when you see so many ppl wishing they could thrust a grenade into someones throat? especially when its james blunt... anyways stop voting this is useless... you want change anyones opinion... since most "JB" fans are dumb american 12 yo faggots and cheerleaders :) i seriously think most americans are wasting air for no reason... i suggest you all start a mass poisoning
If there is one thing James Blunt has taught me, it is that you don't need to be able to sing or play guitar or write songs to succeed in the music industry. Seriously, this douche makes Ashlee Simpson look talented. I really don't have as much of a problem with James Blunt as I do with the masses of intellectually handicapped losers who listen to him because they think his music is deep and because he sounds like some low life you'd hear playing in a free trade coffee shop, and this makes them a little bit better than everyone else because they are listening to an artist who is "underground". I've got news for you, there is a record executive tooting around in his new yacht somewhere because he got a bunch of morons to think exactly the way he wanted them to.
James Blunt is a fucken retard - hes milking the music industry for all its worth and those that are helping him are those "lets root for the underdog", have a cry over life bitch ass treehugging hippy fucks.
ha ha that showed all of you fucking cunts. you should go shit yourselves coz there are more people eho like james blunt that dont so just coz shit sturas dont like him the rest of the world does so go kill yourselves you fucking cunts!
aaw how considerate of you poor lonely peole to set u a ention for the the wee sexi man himself! obhiosly some peeps on here are a little jealus! fuckin sad bastards..
fuck all you fucking wankers out there who have said a bad word against james blnt. he is the best man in the world and they only reason you all talk shit about him is coz your fucking jelous and you can all go fuck yourselves coz he is simpley the best personin this world and you are all shit
i want to come and fucking kill the fucking lot of you your all pikeys so why dont you go back in your caravans where you belong and fucking well stay there you fucking shits!
That ugly fuckface sounds like he has a fucking apple in his throath or something. I'd very much like to just push him in a corner and keep hittin him with a baseball stick which I would finally stick in his ass.
Guys, how to sound like James Blunt: 1) ritualistically smash your testicles while singing, 2) be a beig fucking pussy who gets no play whatsoever, 3) bitch like a woman about everything, 4) repeat
I have written a song for you all.
Your face is beautiful, I see it in my eyes.
I love you like I do, I was taken a fool.
Goodbye to you, I may never see again.
I may not be able to write like Bob Dylan (thankfully) but at least I sing like him.
James Blunt makes me so fucking sick I want to vomit. Somebody please punch him in the throat so he can't sing anymore. I can't even listen to the radio because they might play his shitty fucking song and then I will have it running in my head all day. THANKS A LOT YOU NO-TALENT HACK FUCKFACE JAMES BLUNT. YOUR MUSIC SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
Has anyone fucking heard his cover of "Rocky Raccoon"? James Blunt in some way redeemed himself in my book because I have never lauged so hard in my life... IT SUCKS MY ASS! HOW DARE HE BE COMPARED TO THE BEATLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK JAMES BLUNT!!!!!!!!!!
If i was rich i would pay large amounts of cash if someone would rip out his voice box with a chainsaw and brough it to me on something grand. Infact i would put a big fuck off bounty on his head, you know like Binladens one. Are there any computer games that allow you to inflict pain upon james blunt- just for fun. cough.
I am not a sadist.
This dude has arguably the worst combination of an awful voice, horrible lyics and mind-bogglingly too much radio play on the planet. Why does he say "my life is brilliant" twice at the beginning of that annoying song? He's a joke. You can do better James. I hope. Enough said.
well, disgusted, I'm not one of those making bigoted or homophobic remarks. and i don't think most of us are "jealous" about his success, just mystified about how a no-talent hack like blunt gets so much airplay and record sales. it's not pointless to criticize the corporate music machine and its desire to shove mediocrity down all our throats.
This is so very sad to read… The bigotry found here is disgusting, pointless and totally unnecessary… What a pointless petition, jealousy of someone’s success is so sad.
James Blunt:
n.
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1. Infliction of severe physical pain as a means of punishment or coercion.
2. An instrument or a method for inflicting such pain.
2. Excruciating physical or mental pain; agony: the torture of waiting in suspense.
3. Something causing severe pain or anguish.
I love James Blunt. He is so sexy. I love it when he takes his shirt off in the video. I want to tickle him all over and suck the boogies out of his nose. I want to paint his toenails pink and smear lipstick on his ears. He's so freakin sexy I can't stand it. I want to dress him up in a tutu and twirl him around like a ballerina. I want to eat spaghettios with him in the bathtub by candlelight. I hate HIM and Ville Valo. They can't play with me and James Blunt. They're nothing compared to my James.
I agree with you. Wat the heck why would any1 like him. I know why,, People like gay people. Lets admit hes a gaywad! He is the bitter flavor of the month. Just like william hung they both cant sing and trhey both look horrible but the ladies love them and leave men like us sitting in the dakr on saturdays crying and eating cookie dough gaining hundreds of pounds a month cuz people like him take up all the glory. His ideal spouse is a man dresses in pink leather riping off his leather coat wearing a contrucion hat. I hope he enjoys his moment of fame cuz when its over hes going to try to hang himself but then be to fat and breat the rope.
