Send Paris Hilton to Jail Petition

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Author: DJ DK

Started: May 9, 2007, 7:12:32 am

Target: Paris Hilton

Category: Entertainment & Media

Supporters:

Goal:

100,000

Goal Progress:

Status

Active

Dear Esteemed Human Being

On behalf of all non stupid people in the world, I implore you to ignore the
farce surrounding the petition set up by Paris Hilton begging people to sign
it so she does not go to jail for traffic violation charges.

To prove there is justice in the world, I have created a â€˜Send Paris to Jail
and double her sentence from 45 days to 90 days petitionâ€™. The reason this
petition should exist is to send a clear message to air heads everywhere
that if you commit a crime, you should do the time.

If you want to know the real reason behind global warming, look no further
than these egotistical celebrities who think they are above the law. Other
heinous crimes to society that Paris has committed are:

1) Creating a perfume to encourage people to smell like skank ho
2) Launching a pop career that has resulted in many children around the
world going deaf
3) Parading pets like fashion accessories and dumping them once they get too
big to fit in her handbag
4) Fashion â€“ donâ€™t get me started girlfriend!
5) The list goes onâ€¦

Please complete your name and location and pass on â€“ save the world, save
the cheerleader!

With warm regards

B.U.N.T Federation