jared was an inspiration to me i currently weigh 320 lbs. down from 450+ i have been eating subway one a week and nothing else that and a steady supply of high quality amphethimines from tijuana i have more energy than ever and plan to stop the subway when i get down ariund 60-70lbs you guys should lighten up!
signed
jared lover
Yeah, Jared sucks ass! Whuzzup with tryin to make the hefties think eating subway will make em lose weight! What a loser! I'm sick of seeing Jared with that hemorrhoid lookin mouth on tv. He ranks right up there with that ugly rat lookin thing (or whatever the hell it was) that Quizznos used to have on tv. Na, come to think of it, that Quizznos piece of shit actually looked better than Jared. Hey Jared, take some of the scam money and do somethin bout your face, you fag!
Sure he lost weight, but he's still ugly. Subway can't do anything about that. His upper lip is all dimply and his hair is some sort of plastic molding that was glued on. Also he's arrogant, snotty and still fat.
Well, it all started when my local McD's called it quits. Subway was the next closest fast-food joint, so I thought, what the hell, you know? When I got there they refused to make me a meatball sub because they didn't want to get stuck with damages in case I had a heart attack. So I had a veggie sub instead and it wasn't too damn bad. Next thing this guy came up to me. He said he'd been looking for a stupid fuck like me ever since Subway took off, and if I wasn't averse to liposuction I could be the Subway mascot. Hell yeah! And look at me now. I've lost 700 pounds, and I can even get up out of bed to spit my phlegm into the basin when before I had to use the cup next to my bed.
Subway! Eat Fresh! Because I get paid to do all this shit, and that's fucking awesome.
Fuck you, Jared, you fat bastard! Has anyone noticed that whenever he holds up those stupid giant pants that they come up to his shoulders? I wish he would make his fucking pants into a sail and float off into hell on a raft. GO EAT SOME MORE McDONALD'S, FATTY!!
Jared is the most aggravating thing on tv.. I hate how he turns his nose up in the newest commercial, his mouth is as wide as his ass used to be. I wish Jared would choke on a damned ice cube.
Jared didn't lose the weight off of subway. He's just sponsored by them because he got the biggest lifosuction that anyone has ever gotten. what a fag
Jared is a arrogant bastard. I do not need someone telling me that mayo adds fat. Thank you captain obvious. I think he wants to rule the world so he can tell everyone what they can and cannot do. He thinks he is so damn special. He disgusts me! I heard he is a regular at bodybuilding.com preaching his beliefs.
Yes, those commercials are becoming annoying. Some people eat those subs and they are still fat. I think subway is making false claims just like other fast food places. I know someone who is STILL FAT and eats subway sandwiches. She hides when she eats. I SAY, GET LOST JARED, ENOUGH ALREADY! AND STOP LYING!
What are you doing, Jared. You don't fit in those pants anymore. They're much too big. I know they fit before, but they don't now. Please stop showing me them.
jared has the grossest effing mouth i've ever seen. he makes me never want to eat again. everytime i think of sandwiches i think of that sick fat freak and i will never be able to enjoy a sandwich again. I HATE YOU JARED FOGLE!
That guy had his moment in the sun, now hes taken it way too far. They need a new spokesman. Seriously, I'm gonna stop eating at Subway if they don't stop milking this guy dry. What a douche.
annoying, objectionable, offensive,irritating,infu riating,exasperating, troublesome, bothersome, obnoxious,irksome,vexing. all of these words could be used to describe this dispicable sub human knowen as jarred fogle. just stop you complete loser, and i meen loser in every sense of the word. there would be nothing i'd like more than to jam 9 or ten sweet onion chicken teriaki footlongs into a bag and just wale the shit right out of you. i'm not kidding@
I'd rather see that bloated deuche-bag on the front page of USA Today dead, after fulfilling a homosexual suicide pact with that OTHER fat, bloated deuche-bag Michael Moore. Then that jizz-stick "30 days" guy & his lez-tastic vegan piece-of-shit liberal fag-mongering fiance could do a sweeps week special "30 days of eating nothing but the corn out of Jared Fogel's & Michael Moore's shit! I saw that retarded 9/11 picture & then threatened to sue the theater it was in if they didn't give me my money back (thing is, I didn't pay in the FIRST place), that way I got to ass-fuck MM twice, once by not paying & once by getting a refund that was deducted from the ticket sales of that flick...mwahahaha! Then a bunch of other people started demanding THEIR money back, it was fucking priceless! The near-riot was WAY better than the movie!
Ya, he's pretty much the worst guy ever. He doesn't have any leet skills either. You know, like bowstaff skills, num chuck skills, computer hacking skills...
when we were kids we used to ride on the see-saw but the fucker kept on weighing it down. I ended up falling off the see-saw and busted my ass. Fuc my bigger brother he stole my food at the dinner table and now people think i'm anorexic. Fuc the fat bastard. The fatass was so fucking ugly that no girls liked him, so the perv would sneak into my room and touch my tits. Stupid incest fucking bastard ruined my childhood and my life!!!!!!!!
Damn i regret fuckin that bitch who gave birth to jared i though i taught him better to be an annoying bitch on tv next time i see hime ima shove one of those subways up his fat ass
WTF is Subway thinking still having this guy represent them. Ever since the first commercial I have hated FOGLE. He is such a pinko faggot, I wish he would just go away. I can't believe he is proud of his life. If I was FOGLE I would have committed suicide long ago!
That cocksucker is one of the most annoying national commercial figures. I thought that Burger King thing was bad, but then that Jared fag came back. I thought they'd run their course on it. Be nice to see someone slap that smug grin off his face. I haven't eaten there since that jackoff started spewing bullshit about "losing weight" (neglecting the fact that he was a pet project and has a team of people to keep him "not fat".
Let's see, you got one jackass saying that you lose weight by eating fast food every day, and you have another guy that says you get morbidly obese from it. Screw both of them, put them in a Death Match together and let the Ghost of Dave Thomas kick the shit out of both!
Subway commercials with this Fogle prick piss me off more and more. I don't care if he can be found at McDonald's, (actually I might start going there now) and I really don't like him trying to tell me how to eat my chicken!
I use to eat at subway once or twice a week, but after the first Jared commercial I have been there maybe once. Subway needs to stop criticizing Mcdonalds on there fat contents and how Mcdonalds cooks there chicken. How can they say that they are ruining the chicken when subway uses pieces-parts for their chicken breast? What a bunch of overpric hypocrits.
Good lord I hate Jared. What an ugly, obnoxious loser!! I curse the condom that busted and released you unto the world. A pox! A pox on you and your house!!!
o my god ever time i go and watch the tv the asshole jared pops up talking about them damm subs. if i see him in person and has a sub ill stick it where the son dont shine!
jared is known to abduct children. his technique is with his old fat pants he hides at least 2 children in each pant leg and kidnaps them..HE IS A FAT LOSER!!!
Jared is a faggot. I don't like faggots on TV. Putting that fag next to food makes me want to puke. Therefore subway is puke food and supporter of faggots.
jared eat subway and lost weight. but they dont tell you that he was smoking crack and an eightball of meth everyday too, that fucker was probably up for like 3 months trying to kill the bugs under his skin and thats how he lost the weight.....
Jared Fogle is a phony. He only lost 90# eating Subway (and exercising)...at which point he was still tubby (unless he's lying about his highest-ever weight). After that, he crash-dieted to reach a socially-acceptable size. What a big fake!
Jared is such a sicko. One time i walked outsite and he was digging through my garbage and stole one of my bloody tampons and was flossing his teeth with the bloody string. "Good God", I said. He said he just got done eating some leftover porkchops from my neighbors can and was looking for some dental floss in mine. He is one sick summa-ma-bitch
i submit that we should kidnap Jared and hook up an IV filled with ranch dressing to his veins. We would of course have to attach a ball gag to his mouth and keep him in a cool room so that he is neither sweating or screaming (burning calories) while we are torturing him via saturating his old bluejeans with water snapping his tubby ass with them. then the culminating gesture would be to dump his fat ass in a subway parking lot, snap a picture, and start circulating via the web.
i was wounded in iraq and the first thing i saw when i was in the hospital...was that jared fucker on t.v....i hate him so much! the doctors saw me crying and thought i was in pain....NO IT WAS B/C JARED IS STILL ON T.V.
I've work for Subway for 5 years now. I hate the bastard. He is the worst kind of person there is. He got rich off of fat people's dream of losing weight and eating fast food at the same time.
Hey yo, I am a big cocksucking faggot, and love to eat ass and slurp me some massive hard cock, but when I see Jared on the TV I can testify that my bisex next door neighbor (woman) begs for anal ease cuz her cunt is too dried up at the sight of Jared's runny sappy ass bull shit story. Fuck, Jared, man.. if it takes a 5 a day cock sucking faggot to set your ass straight, you know you're worse than the token faggot. I'm pretty straight acting, but bro: you suck my ass on a not-so-clean day, bitch.
I use to work at subway and the tuna and seafood is made with real mayo at the stores anne hoffman ownes in conroe texas. she had a picture of him and the owner and the director of operations on it and I think jared is gay, and subway needs to stop paying his fuc*** bills
Yo Jared, i have to say subway has cramped your style long enough... go to the greener pastures of all you can eat buffets at Old Country Buffet's!!!!!!!!!
Jered was so effiecient back in his days of energy storing that we were going to halt drilling for oil in alaska because he had enough whale blubber to fuel the electricity of california for two months!
Check out the faggot "Tim" who signed in at #13... he's telling Jared that he likes his ass and then calling us faggots. I bet he spreads subway secret sauce all over Jared's asshole and just munches away.
Jared do you want a piece of me? I box lesbians like you all day. You may have dropped a few pounds but your bologna titties are still bigger than mine!!!!!!
I'm not afraid to post my name or address here. Jared is just another dipshit that should be shot. He sickens me just like that crappy "Supersize Me" movie. I can eat McDonalds for 3 months straight every day and maintain perfect health. There's nothing wrong with McDonalds' food, but there is something wrong with a dumbass who got himself fat, and then lost the weight and now wants everyone to feel happy for him. "Hey look at me! I got my retarded ass fat, now I lost the weight!" Congrats fag... next time try not getting fat in the first place. Watafag.
hey, i actually met Jared Fogle. Hes a good guy, hes funny as hell, and hes just trying to help people lose weight. He emphasises the fact that not only eating right will help you get skinny, you need to exercise alot also or it wont work. Jared is a great guy so please stop trashing him because frankly, you've never met him, so dont badmouth him.
Your all of bunch panzies that have nothing better to do than type of bunch of crap and go to female impowerment ralies with your gay friends, i am not a fake and i will eat subway for the rest of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you Jared, your the man! keep losin that ass of yours. Pleaase, not too much. and as for all your fags that think he's a phony, i have news for you, your all fat and jealous
Jared, killer job losing all that weight, to bad that nobody gives a SHIT! If you havent noticed, You are getting fat again, so why dont you lay off the 520 calorie Bigmacs, and get a real job you haggard ass dude!
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yo fat fuck ..get off da tv ..work da tred mill ....id rather see sum hott bitches den watch ur gay ass commercials ..nigga sub way dont do shit ..it was the lipo suction
