Signatures #100 through #200 for the Jared from subway must be stopped! petition
jared is teh ph4g said 06/07/06, 7:10 pm (unverified)
jareds teh fag
#200

chuck norris said 06/07/06, 6:40 am (unverified)
because i roundhouse kicked him in the belly which kicked his fat out!
#199

Miranda Otto said 06/07/06, 6:31 am (unverified)
HE is a pig, i met him in Hollywood, he said "You Look hot baby!" get rid of that idiot.
#198

Jimi said 06/05/06, 1:04 am (unverified)
Fuck Subway and fuck Jared ... Just because you lose wieght doesn't make you healthy. Now he is a skinny, pastey, nerdy piece of shit. Try picking up a weight you loser you will probably break in half
#197

Cory Matchett said 05/30/06, 2:01 am (unverified)
We get it, Jared, you lost weight through subway malnutrition. You are ugly and am sick of seeing your face on my TV.
#196

Brian Atwood said 05/19/06, 1:20 am (unverified)
#195

John Emanuelson said 05/13/06, 5:05 am (unverified)
Jared is a piece of shit who annoys the living hell out of me. Fuck Jared and his goddamn "friends"! OH, and what the hell happened to his wife? Goddamn Jared to hell!
#194

Jordan said 04/11/06, 3:45 am (verified)
Fuck that fat piece of shit he's a fucking turd
#193

Tarek said 03/20/06, 4:34 pm (verified)
down with jared, this stupid motherfucker
#192

Jason Hughes said 03/17/06, 5:16 am (verified)
Fuck Sub Way Jred is a Pussy!!!
#191

Joe Torre said 02/22/06, 10:31 pm (verified)
I got a taste of Willie's 'meat' thanks to Jared, so he can't be all bad.
#190

Doug said 02/21/06, 12:06 am (verified)
I support this petition. Aparently he got a job modeling for UB Promo crap. I see him every damn day now.
#189

hates Jared said 02/18/06, 4:31 am (verified)
Imagine what Jared looks like naked, ewwwwww, he's probably all loose skinned and flabby cuz he never worked out he just ate butway sandwiches
#188

Bret said 02/08/06, 7:17 pm (verified)
I concur with you fine people. Jared is clown shoes. He's an inspiration to us all to get fat and get paid to lose it. Get up off your ass and run around the block a few times.
#187

jarloathe said 02/07/06, 4:41 am (verified)
I hate that flabby homo.If you look at him he's still freakin out of shape.he needs to hit the gym, buy a nice car and SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT SUBWAY
#186

Scott Rad said 02/03/06, 9:17 pm (verified)
Jared doesn't have any business being on TV.
#185

JaredHater said 02/03/06, 2:59 pm (verified)
The funniest thing about him is that he is fat again.I can only assume that the reason we still have to see this lard ass on tv is because he's under contract with subway. I vote that every one gives 25 cents so we can buy this fags contract from subway.
#184

Jimme X said 02/03/06, 1:31 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#183

yoser said 01/28/06, 2:47 am (verified)
I fucking hate that dude whata hoe.
#182

I Ate Jared said 01/24/06, 2:49 am (verified)
Someone should put Jareds fatass in the toaster, and cook him like a jew in the holocaust. Would you like your Fogle toasted? Yes bitch, I would! and lay off the fucking lettuce...
#181

enzo said 01/23/06, 2:05 am (verified)
I hear has aides now.
#180

Fear No Man said 01/19/06, 11:37 pm (verified)
I support this petition.He is indeed a fat, worthless human being. A waste of resources
#179

k-snizzle said 01/19/06, 8:47 pm (verified)
was the weightloss subway or hiv you decide
#178

josh yavneh said 01/19/06, 7:33 am (verified)
He's still fat. Granted he lost a lot of weight, but you think Subway could find a hot chick at least.
#177

East Egg said 01/18/06, 1:16 am (verified)
#176 is a gayass homo. Get your fagass back to West Egg and stay there you dirty piece of shit. The nigger who lives across the street from me is worth more than your ass.
#176

Jared Fogle said 01/17/06, 12:32 am (verified)
Hi guys, why are you hating on me? Im just a regular joe from the block. Just because i achieved a little fame through my miraculous diet gives you scumbags no right to insult me and question my sexual orientation. I am gonna hunt each and one of you faggots who wrote shit about me and castrate you fuckers upside down and make a sweet onion testicle ballyaki sandwhich just for you faggots and shove this delicious sandwhich down your throat. YOU FUCKERS, and my lip looks like a mangled asshole from too much dick sucking. dont be hating on me niggaz just cause i got enough dough to fuck your moms on CNN LIVE. BITCHES -Jared Fogle (the motherfucker whos gonna be fucking your mom live in CNN)
#175

Rick said 01/16/06, 5:48 am (verified)
I hate Jared. I wish he would get fat again. He was probably more jolly then.
#174

Skitch said 01/15/06, 9:33 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#173

BaconRing said 01/15/06, 4:37 am (verified)
That homo loves to shove footlongs up his ass. He probably has a few up there while shooting commercials.
#172

Andy said 01/11/06, 5:02 pm (verified)
I eat subway everyday, sometimes 3 times a day with my life-partner Al Bangs, but I hate Jared. He should not be on TV showing his pants to anyone, especially if he is wearing other pants -- show him naked !!! I would like to see that hot bod he has now due to the great subs. He is such a tease and should not be on commercials.
#171

Bradley said 01/10/06, 10:48 pm (verified)
My partner Rick is so obsessed with Jared's anal-like mouth, that he won't touch me anymore, unless I wear a Jared mask and gigantic pants filled with savory turkey subs. I hate Jared!!!!
#170

Dankenste1n said 01/09/06, 2:27 am (verified)
This guy is the gayest guy I've ever seen, as soon as his commecials come on the TV i just want to punch him in the throat, just lookk at his gay expressions. I think he might be gay.Anyways, I support this pention. AND JARED IS A FAGGOT!
#169

DownCasH said 01/09/06, 2:23 am (verified)
I wanna watch him get slaughterd by an african with footlong penis
#168

bill said 01/08/06, 3:24 am (verified)
I want to saw his head off with a rusty spoon, paint it red & play kickball with it
#167

dan said 01/05/06, 2:58 am (verified)
i think that jared sticks the subs up his loose arsehole than molesters his dog.i heard his mum made him lick out her stinky fish puss and he couldnt bear the smell so he he went on a starvation diet because thats all his mum would feed him.
#166

Jon said 01/03/06, 3:06 am (verified)
I saw Jared the other day, in his old fat pants held up by suspenders, I looked closer, and they were stuffed full of subs. Like he was a fucking squirrel storing nuts, for the winter. What a fucking dweeb.
#165

spnsr said 01/02/06, 1:57 am (verified)
i most humbly agree... Jared, fuck you.
#164

Justin Clark Marble said 12/19/05, 11:56 pm (verified)
Congrats Jared, you were fucking retarded and ate too much then you woke up and realized how much of a fatass you were. Now youre getting paid millions of dollars. I guess you're living the American dream, eh fatboy? It sickens me how we celebrate mediocrity in this country. Go fuck yourself.
#163

Hiss said 12/15/05, 7:36 am (verified)
Get the fucker off TV NOW
#162

Brian said 12/13/05, 9:18 pm (verified)
I support this petition. Jared started losing weight by choking on dick every night for an entire year. That's how he lost all that weight, from gagging and throwing up from cocksucking.
#161

brian said 12/13/05, 4:53 pm (verified)
I support this petition. jared is fag
#160

Aberrant_UNC said 12/10/05, 6:21 pm (verified)
This smelly fatty needs to go. He reeks of sweet onion teriaki butt funk.
#159

Jared Prischner Fogle said 12/09/05, 8:21 pm (verified)
I was googling my name and I came across this mean-spirited website. What did I ever do but give hope to millions of obese people all over the world that they can overcome their fatness problem? Does that warrant your hatred? Why are you people disparaging me for trying to do good in society? I may not be "attractive" or "cool" or know how to "pick-up women", but I do know that the overweight community of the world (yes, we actually exist) needs a hero. That hero, is me.
#158

Mario said 12/09/05, 3:39 am (verified)
Mamamia he's annoying. Please get rid of him. I hate him.
#157

gray johnson said 12/08/05, 2:04 am (verified)
Man, the guy is butt ugly!
#156

lona said 12/08/05, 1:59 am (verified)
in the commercial where jared was raking the leaves with his supposed girlfriend... that pissed me off.
#155

jared is still fat said 12/05/05, 12:10 am (verified)
Jared is hardly a dietician... anyone with half a brain knows that if you weigh 500 pounds, you would have to take in a shit load of calories in order for you to not lose weight... his basal metabolic rate alone was probably around 4000 calories per day; it isn't like he isn't still fat either. His story is hardly "admirable," try cutting from 6% to 5% body fat if you want actual work.
#154

yea said 12/05/05, 12:01 am (verified)
Jared went from extremely obese with a large frame to being obese with a small frame... Jared has no muscle, he is probably the same body fat % as he used to be, he just lost all his muscle, evident from his lack of shoulder girth. Don't listen to a fat person about dieting.
#153

Jasmin said 11/18/05, 11:40 pm (verified)
i fucking hate jared too.. and his commercials are really fucken annoying.
#152

Spike said 11/17/05, 3:31 am (verified)
I don't like Jared. Look at him, with that smug look on his face. You know why he has that smug look? He got that when he was doing that commercial on TV on the beach, and those chicks walked by, and they were all like "looking good Jared!" Man, those chicks were hot, and Jared isn't hot! Subway bought those chicks out too. First of all, Jared does not look good. Jared is still fat, but much less fat than he was before. OK, the guy lost 225 lbs. Hey, you know, way to go Jared. The guy ate nothing but veggie and turkey subs for a year. But I surmise that the plot is a bit more complex than that:Jared was tipping the scale at 425 lbs. There was a subway within waddling distance of his apartment. So, one day, he's too lazy to make himself a sandwich, so he huffs on over to subway. He's really poor, because he's still in college, so he gets the cheapest sub he can find: Veggie. Later, he figures "Hey, I'm still lazy, so I'm going to go back and have them make me a turkey sub." After he dropped the first hundred pounds or so he started walking. Now, walking, in and of itself, implies going above and beyond normal daily walking. For Jared, this meant just normal daily walking. The guy put in 1.5 miles a day. Most of the people I know will walk 1.5 miles by accident in a day. C'mon guys, it's a little misleading. After a while, the guy drops 225 lbs. Subway pretty much purchases his identity and allows them to exploit every facet of his life. Subway even tells Jared who his friends are gonna be (Friends of Jared Club). The guy can't even speak his lines coherently on the commercials. "There are a lot of (pause) other subs (pause) that I like (pause) too." And because Jared sold out, there are boatloads of reformed fat people (many of whom are still rather chunky but are collecting a paycheck) who are standing
#151

jared said 11/12/05, 4:40 pm (verified)
fuck you bitch
#150

ted said 11/04/05, 8:27 pm (verified)
Jared is my hero, you losers are just jealous.
#149

j said 10/10/05, 2:19 am (verified)
fuck you jared you pussy ass father fucker. you didnt eat subway bitch. you ate a bunch of dicks in a gay bath house. you hide hot dogs in your butt and in your throat. i bet you just gost some subway bread put someones dick in it with a little bit of mayo and ate that shit up up. i dont see any cum on your face because its all in you belly faggot! ps you are a bitch fffffffffffffffffff uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ccccccccccccccccccc kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ooooooooooooooooooo uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#148

Gosamaru the ninja said 09/28/05, 2:23 am (verified)
Up yours Jared. Nobody cares that you lost weight. I'm getting real tired of him advertising those commercials. I will kick Jared's nerdy litte ass.
#147

Jared, Klapheck said 09/24/05, 12:11 am (verified)
my name is jared and i git teezed all the time about my name."so how much wate did you lose on the subway" Fuck you Jared. i hate you.
#146

Mr Submarine said 09/23/05, 3:25 pm (verified)
Whoahh!! Some plug you're pulling there Jared... Just your style! You must be working for the Subs... Anyway your little spiel does not in any way detract from the fact that you are one annoying dumwit ! Please find alternative employment. You're driving us regular Joes nuts with your crappy Subway Sandwich Speeches...
#145

jared said 09/16/05, 8:06 am (verified)
JARED S. FOGLE Diet Start Date: Mid-March 1998 Height: 6' 2'' Starting weight: 425 pounds Current weight: 190 pounds Exercise during diet: At first nothing, until he got down to about 300 lbs. Slowly, he replaced riding the bus with walking to classes. By 250 pounds, he walked everywhere during the day. Typically 1.5 miles per day. Ending diet date: Early March 1999 (not quite a full year from start date) Diet today: Slowly started eating other foods. Chooses foods with low fat. Eats a lot more calories (about 2,400 per day), but now limits the fat. He drinks only diet drinks, little liquor or beer and walks whenever he can. Motivation: He stayed motivated with the help of his college friend, JL (currently in medical school) and with the support of his family. Why SUBWAY® Sandwiches?: There is a SUBWAY® restaurant right next to where Jared’s apartment had been while he was at the university. He passed by everyday. He used to eat there frequently but one day when he was at his heaviest, he noticed the sign advertising sandwiches with 7 sandwiches with 6 grams of fat or less. He ate a 6-inch turkey (no oil, mayo or condiments or cheese) for lunch and a 12-inch veggie (no condiments or cheese) for dinner. He ate the same sandwiches every day. This is what made it so easy. Once he saw the *weight begin to come off, it only made him want to eat more of the low-fat sandwiches.* What he ate everyday: Breakfast - coffee Lunch - "I ate the 6-inch turkey, tons of vegetables, including hot peppers and a bit of spicy mustard." He left off the mayonnaise and cheese and had a bag of Baked Lays® potato chips and a diet soft drink Dinner - Footlong veggie sub - again no mayonnaise or cheese. Maintenance: Today, Jared still enjoys his favorite SUBWAY® sandwich, but has eased himself into eating other foods. He always chooses foods low in fat and limits the amount of alcoholic beverages. He still drinks only &
#144

Goshiro said 09/11/05, 8:39 pm (verified)
jared sucks
#143

jake and morteza said 09/11/05, 4:13 pm (verified)
in the course of focusing our lives on hating jared fogle, we have become enlightened. be prepared for the coming of the second renaissance!
#142

Jared Socks said 09/10/05, 4:03 pm (verified)
F*ck you guys with yr bullshit about this f*cker Jared being gay. So what if he is. He's just an annoying prick. Period. Folk that are using "gay" as a demeaning term are so... backward! What are you - like 10 yrs old? Nonetheless, Jared can shrink into oblivion eating his overpriced sandwiches for all I care...
#141

Ivy said 09/09/05, 4:44 am (verified)
As a former Subway employee, I know for a fact that Jared sucks, and although Subway may be less fattening than McDonald's, it's not really that much healthier.
#140

fuck jared said 09/05/05, 9:39 pm (verified)
jared you are worthless, get a life, pass the torch onto another fat fuck who wants glory from eating sandwiches all day every day.... stupid fuckin queer!
#139

Brin said 08/29/05, 7:51 pm (verified)
These are the most annoying commercials I have ever seen. Congratulations on your weight loss; now get the hell off my television.
#138

jared fogle said 08/29/05, 12:23 am (verified)
im am a fag i am pimping my fat status and mikin fat coin yall er jus jealous so kiss my stretch marked ass i drive abently and eat what ever i want so keep on haters
#137

Tristan Marvin said 08/16/05, 11:22 pm (verified)
I Work For Subway, and my hatered for Jared has caused me to try to bring the company down from the inside by stealing, and giving away free food, OH HOW I HATE THIS FUCKER!An Ugly one too!!!!
#136

Matt said 08/16/05, 7:51 am (verified)
Anyone ever see the look on someone's face when they smell a fart? That's the look that myself and others get when I see a Subway commercial featuring Jared.
#135

SEAN Williams said 08/15/05, 7:12 am (verified)
HE EATS PIZZA ON CRUISES!! I HAVE PROOF !!!!!
#134

Katie said 08/15/05, 7:08 am (verified)
Hahah this is retarted..
#133

margaret said 08/15/05, 6:59 am (verified)
stupid . gah!
#132

Adam said 08/15/05, 6:58 am (verified)
LOL LOL HES FAKE
#131

Chad said 08/15/05, 6:53 am (verified)
He should die. Subway spreads cancer.
#130

Erik said 08/09/05, 3:24 am (verified)
Jared is an ugly ass fuck. besides, quiznos is the best - period. better than subway, better than blimpie, better than panera, and certainly better than other local shops. Jared - get off the air you butt ugly fat ass.
#129

josh said 08/08/05, 5:15 am (verified)
this dude shouldnt get the fuckin tv time that he doz....actually.....he shouldnt get any time
#128

jared hater said 08/08/05, 4:47 am (verified)
dude got lypo and who cares if he lost weight i know i dont
#127

sara Diaz said 08/08/05, 4:42 am (verified)
whatever dude!
#126

WTF said 08/08/05, 4:38 am (verified)
people really take the time to make fake online petitions to make fun of some guy. umm well that is lame.
#125

Travis Pelley said 08/08/05, 4:27 am (verified)
since when do unspokemanlike people become a spokesman for years after anybody gave a crap about there fat ass losing weight.
#124

lambster said 08/07/05, 3:47 pm (verified)
Looking HOT? He still needs a bra for his big fat man titties. I can't stand his ugly ass.
#123

Xander Keller said 08/06/05, 7:10 am (verified)
I hate him period...but his uncle delievered me...so its all good. But him...no...he's not good. He needs to have a mid life crisis and get really fucking fat again so my life can be complete and i can laugh my ass off at him in person
#122

christina said 08/06/05, 7:10 am (verified)
this guy needs to fuck off. oooooooooooooooo wow i lost weight now i get to make fing money for getting "skinny" he still has MOOBS
#121

maria said 08/06/05, 7:09 am (verified)
yeah wut he said!! thats gay
#120

donnie said 08/06/05, 7:08 am (verified)
yeah jared sucks..hahaha he needs to shut up he is just retarded
#119

Travis Dube said 08/06/05, 7:06 am (verified)
HES FUCKIN GAY
#118

Rach said 08/06/05, 7:04 am (verified)
uhh...same as mike said....he made me sign it!!
#117

Ron Yorkshire said 08/06/05, 7:03 am (verified)
Fuck him i hate it when he says "bread" in that commercial..lactually it cracks me up cause its so fucking stupid
#116

mike said 08/06/05, 6:59 am (verified)
what a fucking loser. his lips are so fucking huge get this skinnny wanna be fag off tv
#115

Dana said 08/03/05, 6:24 am (verified)
that fucking senate sub committee commercial with jared made boycott subway forever. What bullshit
#114

some-kid said 08/02/05, 12:58 am (verified)
yeah we should get this ugly fuck off the tv. whoever said his mouth looked like a mangled asshole was right. lol
#113

Emily said 08/02/05, 12:54 am (verified)
you're just jealous it aint workin for you fatass, u shud try it and maybe u'll get the results that he did, switch from mcdonalds and maybe u'll be able to see ur needle dick again, not that u'd really want to i guess....
#112

Natasha said 08/02/05, 12:52 am (verified)
Maybe the first "Jared commercial" was okay, but like someone else said, "aren't his 15 minutes up yet?!!!"
#111

jared fogle said 08/01/05, 10:17 am (verified)
jared is the biggest fag? well maybe not the largest but he can do it dont give up...
#110

jared hater said 08/01/05, 10:14 am (verified)
jared invades my dreams,... at night before i sleep i feel guilt for stuffing my face with subway ,since i tried the subway diet i eat more than i ever have i cry myself to sleep at night knowing i have gained over 110 lbs. since starting to eat those crumby sandwiches they suck and i think the meat is at least 42% binder material
#109

Jared sucks ass said 07/29/05, 3:38 am (verified)
Someone get this loser off the tv before I commit suicide!!!!!
#108

DIE JARED said 07/29/05, 2:32 am (verified)
Why must my precious tv time be ruined by this fag insulting every other fast food place in the world just because he couldn't control himself? I eat Whoppers and I don't weigh 300 lbs. so go crawl up your own ass and die Jared.
#107

Ditch Jared said 07/28/05, 9:56 pm (verified)
Can someone please take this loser off of tv. yeah, he lost a lot of weight. He's still fat and dropping 300 lbs doesn't make him any less of a loser. And to think this guy is bringing in the cash because he lost weight. I'm more impressed that someone can get that fat to begin with. Forget about Subway...eat at Quiznos.
#106

Fatty Sympathiser said 07/27/05, 3:26 am (verified)
don't bag (insult) the fat people ok? JUST BAG JARED!!! I mean, even here in australia we hate him. what a loser. where does he get off telling us what to eat and how he lost weight. do we really care? thankies for listening.
#105

Blanca said 07/26/05, 9:52 pm (verified)
From his original size, he could have lost the weight by eating less of ANYTHING. He needs to go find a real job now and stop irritating everyone by pushing nasty sandwiches at us.
#104

Fart-really,fart now!~~! said 07/25/05, 9:04 pm (verified)
guys,i personaly think all of u r quiers. reasons: 1.you r 2.don't complain about things that can't be stopped. 3.a petition?I'll sign it,but i don't mean it. 4.i know jared looks like an underweight sac-o-skin,but shut uppp!!!! 5.get a life,ya'll
#103

Nick said 07/25/05, 4:20 pm (verified)
IM JUST TIRED OF SEEING HIM ON TELIVISION.. ARENT HIS 15 MINS WAY UP?
#102

Mark said 07/25/05, 7:46 am (verified)
Jared sucks! He's the most annoying reject ever on commercials. He has taken over the #1 spot from the dell dude!
#101