Created by Allynd Dudnikov on 20 March 2008 @ 2:41:38 PM
Dear WB,
We believe that there is one man who embodies the Dark Knight properly, not Tim Burton or Christopher Nolan, We BELIEVE its Joel Schumacher. The true Batman fans have reached an agreement that you must hire Joel Schumacher to re-film the Dark Knight, the Joker costume be digitally recoloured to a bright florescent purple and his skin should glow under the black light heaven. The must be re-rendered to fit the Gotham City we know and love i.e. black-lights on every corner and giant statues of half naked works of god. The Script must be re-written to feature batman spouting one-liner puns atleast 4 times every 2 pages. The Bat-suit itself must feature a long like feature and sport nipples, it should also sport grotesquely fake abs and muscles. The Batmobile design is insufficient in design and must have a more penis-like design and feature big fins and a heavily neoned undercarriage.
Please comply, we have a say in everything because fanboys have total control over the entire process of a movies development and if we don't like the design you always listen to us and care about what we say and change it.
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