I'm a nerd who gets shoved into lockers at school by the big tough jocks!!! I have ugly nerd glasses and my clothes have lots of pockets in them and that's where I keep my pens, IN MY POCKETS!!!!
Bob has a PENIS!!!! Peeeeeeeeenis!!! Lalalalalalalalaaala!!!!! ! I can smell doo-doo and it's coming from you, BOOB!!!! You don't wash your BUTT in the shower!!! Haha!!! I SAID BUTT!!! I'm a dirty boy!!!
I want Satanist to have ghey sex with me!!!! I hate Chav, bob, Fuck it, Marie, and everyone else except for SATANIST!!!! I still wanna fuck everyone though, even though I hate them!!!!!
I'm a pirate!!! Arrrrrr!!!! FUCK ME UP MY ASSSSSS!!!!! Chichumunderder!!!! Saaaaatanist!!! I LOVE YOU AND SATAN!!!!!!! Hezinudefijun!!!! I CAN SPEAK JAPANESE!!!!!
emo is a trend. u dont rlly hate ur lives. ur parents arent really abusing you. technically, u dont have any real emotional problems or any real reason to act like ur depressed. stop slitting ur wrists for attention. maybe if they stop getting followers, maybe theyll stop singing their asshole songs
Satan would fuck ANYONE because he's a fucking SEX GOD!!!! Why won't you fuck me, Satanist??? Wouldn't you fuck anyone too just because Satan would??? Narnarnar!!!! Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiish!!!!!!! ! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ehoooooooo!!!!!
I support this petition. but dude the used suck . ffaf r ausome.
and my chemi........ they suck the most!!!!!! simple plans nasil voice hurts my ears and new greenday sucks balls.... their older stuff is alright.
posers suck..... but u know this will encourage posers 2 say aaah im not a poser and then say they listn 2 tbs or ffaf but will b secretly listn 2 good charrlot or simple paln..... FAGS.
*peace out*
Yay!!! SATANIST IS BACK!!!!! I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you!!!!!!!!!!! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw !!!!!!!!!! I'm a jack ass!!!! Lol!!!! I THINK YOU'RE SO COOL SATANIST!!!!!! LET'S HAVE GHEY SEX!!!! GHEY SEX!!!! GHEY SEX!!!! I'm a little boy who you're tempted to molest!!!!! NAH NAH NAH!!!!!! I'm singing a song, lalalalaaaaa!!!! I'm just a kid, I'm all carefree and shit!!!!! CORRUPT MY INNOCENCE!!!! Ooooooooooooh!!!!! SATANIST, I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!!!!!!
*Punk Guy sends out Marilyn Manson"
Manson! Use shock attack
"Fuck God....HA HA HA! I said something bad about God. Buy my records because I wear make-up like a girl."
oh wow. u won!!! ur pokemon are so fucking strong pokemon master!!! oooooh yes!!!! please fuck me u good little pokemon trainer who is totally the best, the master!!!
It doesn't matter that your Pokemon is a GRASS type because it's level is 14 and Kyogre's level is 80 so that makes means my Pokemon is STRONGER!!!!! Ha!!! Ha ha!!! Ha ha ha!!!!! I WIN, LOSER!!!!!
I'm a Pokemon Master!!!!! Do you have any Pokemon, Satanist??? LET'S BATTLE POKEMON!!! If you have Pokemon they are all DARK type Pokemon probably because YOU'RE EVIL!!!!!! Nahner nahner!!! I love you, Satanist!!!
Ding-a-ling ling!!!!!! SUCK ME OFF, SATANIST!!!! You know you wanna!!!! Nup nup nup!!!! I'm 10 years old!!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! I like to get naked and roll around in the snow!!!!!! Does that turn you on, Satanist??? When the cold snow touches my dick I get HARD!!! How many bodies are hidden in your basement, you murderous Satanist, you!!!!! Do you wanna kill me and have sex with my corpse??? How about toasting me in the oven and eating me??? You know you wanna!!!! Your demonic urges are telling you to do so!!!!
Satanists are evil and they burn down churches and stuff!!!! THEY EAT BABIES TOO!!!! That's why I love you Satanist, it's because you're pure evil!!!! YOUR SOUL IS AS BLACK AS NIGHT!!!!!!
Black metal is SATANIC MUSIC!!!!! Oooooooh, scary!!! You're a scary evil Satanist and Satanists listen to BLACK METAL!!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee have something in common, and that's that we both like BLACK METAL, so let's fuck!!!
Satanist!!!! You're such a rebel, and that's sexy!!! You're against God and I LOVE YOU!!!! And you're BI!!!! I'm so glad you're bisexual because WE CAN MAKE LOVE!!!! Do you like younger boys, Satanist??? I heard that Satanists are totally into sexually abusing children so WOO-HOO!!!! Lalalalala, I'm so happy!!! I have a boyfriend and his name is SATANIST!!!!!!!
Satanist probably is in a cult and has ORGIES with all the cult members!!!!! It would be sexy if I was involved in one of those orgies... PIIIIIIKACHU!!!!!!
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!! ! Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatanist!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a major crush on you!!!!!!!!
I have this problem where I can't sit still in movie theaters and I talk alot and I always get kicked out and my Mommy never takes me to movies anymore because I can't behave myself. I'm a bad boy who needs to be spanked by a sexy, evil SATANIST!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO DRESS IN ALL BLACK AND WEAR PENTAGRAMS ARE SEXY!!!!!!!!! WooooOooooOoooooOooooOooo oO!!!!! I love Satan worshippers!!!!! I'm an ATHEISTIST!!!!!!