Signatures #1800 through #1900 for the What do you think about EMOS? petition
Satan-worshipping Goth said 01/12/06, 9:28 am (verified)
Wow. Everyone is so fucking immature here. You're all gay!!!
#1900

Pokemon Master said 01/12/06, 9:19 am (verified)
I love you Saaaaaaatanist!!! Where are youuuu??? I wanna cuddle with you, baaaaby!!!! Flut flut flut!!! I know you love me as much as I love you, Saaaaatanist!!!!
#1899

Fart Boy said 01/12/06, 5:58 am (verified)
I let a fart out and OH NO, IT'S ALIVE!!! Now it's gonna kill everybody with it's smell!!!
#1898

chav666 said 01/12/06, 5:10 am (verified)
hey its another satanist just lyk me, except ur a goff n im a chav n datz kool i guess
#1897

your a fucktard said 01/12/06, 5:03 am (verified)
you make my life worth living
#1896

Satan-worshipping Goth said 01/12/06, 5:01 am (verified)
Hey everybody!!!
#1895

^^w00t w00t^^ said 01/12/06, 4:10 am (verified)
Cha-ching!!! $$$$$$$ I gots da money. Dollar dollar bill y'all!!! w00t w00t!!! My dick is better than yours so your jealous of m333333!!!! EvErYoNe Is CrAzY hErE sO i WaNnA bE cRaAaAaAaZy ToO!!!! ()()()()()()()()() Hump me Pokemon Master!!!! Graaagrah!!!
#1894

^^w00t w00t^^ said 01/12/06, 4:00 am (verified)
haha fuck it ain't got no dick. >< (..) Haha!!! I'm psycho------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- --
#1893

^^w00t w00t^^ said 01/11/06, 3:12 pm (verified)
"eminem iz gud tho, fo mainstream shizz." Eminem IS good. ||||||||||||||||| \///////// ^^^^^^^ ***************** !@#$%^&*()_-+= {}[]{}[]{}[]{}[]{} ( o )Y( o ) i am ghey so fuck you all
#1892

emo people suck said 01/11/06, 3:51 am (verified)
i hate emo people because theyre always trying to act depressed when they really arent emo posers are even worse i refuse to be friends with anyone who listens to good charlotte simple plan and mcr fuck you emos and emo posers
#1891

chav666 said 01/10/06, 3:07 pm (verified)
sumtimes i get all fucked up n crazy n i feel lyk goin out n killin ppl, but i dunn cuz i gotz self control, not lyk fuckin psychopaths. but ya, fuck u all cuz i gonn fuck u up, chav n satanist h8rz. i aint bad, just fuckin misunderstood, datz all. i wear black clothes n burberry @ da same time, duz dat make me a pozah??? i look lyk a cross btween a goff n a chav, but i aint a fuckin goff. derez nuttin wrong wit goffs tho. my muzikal tastes r fo black metal n rap, lyk underground shizz. i h8 mainstream rap cuz its gay. u aint nevah heard rap till u heard da shit fro da underground, u kno??? eminem iz gud tho, fo mainstream shizz. im tired a ppl givin us chavs a bad name cuz wer kool ppl n soz da satanists but will society give us a chance??? nooooooo! ppl fink chavs h8 ne1 other den chavs but datz not true @ all. i make frenz wid many ppl n im a gud fren 2, but i h8 da h8rz, da ppl hu can't accept me as i am. n ppl hu b preachin out h8 n intolerance make me sick, like chav bling bling hu gives chavs everywerr a bad name. ppl fink im tryina b a black man just cuz i speak wid n accent lyk da niggz. DATZ NOT TRUE!!! ya im just totally rantin on rite now soz i guess i'll stop. l8r homies!!!
#1890

chav666 said 01/09/06, 10:45 am (verified)
yo is it aiight 2 b a chav n worship da fuckin devil??? cuz i'm chav666 n u better not judge me u cunts hu say chavs gotta b christian. satanists can still live da chav lifestyle if its hu dey fuckin r rite??? i grew up dis way, round blacks n i was poor as shit, a fuckin gangsta 2. ya gotta b tuff werr us chavs live. we gonn bust a cap n all u judgemental pricks asses. i aint fuckin tryin 2 b black. dere aint no way dat ne1 cud b tryin 2 b black cuz datz a fuckin stereotype, u know??? blacks dunn live up 2 a stereotypical image, dey just have a different skin colour. deres no such thing as sum1 huz tryina b black. im just a white person hu waz just kinda influenced by black ppl growin up n da fuckin ghetto. yo yo yo hail satan yo. satan lives muthafuckaz!!! goffs dunn bother me none. ppl fink all chavs b h8n on goffs but dere cool ppl. satanic chavs r da fuckin best so dunn u judge me n shizz.
#1889

Anonymous said 01/09/06, 10:13 am (verified)
'Fuck it' can suck my balls!!!! He's pathetic!!! DIE FUCK IT!!!!
#1888

Fuck it said 01/09/06, 7:17 am (verified)
I wanna have a Pokemon battle with you, POKEMON MASTER!!!!
#1887

Fuck it said 01/09/06, 5:26 am (verified)
Pokemon Master, I wanna get ghey with you!!! Let's fuck eachother up the ass like all ghey people do!!! And afterwords I'll have to shiiiit BECAUSE YOUR COCK WAS IN MY POOPHOLE!!! Lol lol lol lol lol!!! I hate wiggers so much and yet I have the urge to have Chav Bling Bling FUCK ME!!! I want to have a threesome WITH MEN!!! I want everyone to take turns fucking my ass with their hard stiff cocks!!! w00t w00t!!! Ghey sex!!! Ghey sex!!! It's so fun and exciting when men are involved in pleasing me sexually!!! Women are boring so FUCK WOMEN!!! I'm into guys now!!!
#1886

Fuck it said 01/08/06, 11:51 am (verified)
I'm a ghey fag who is prejudice against people who are different than my wonderful self!!! Everyone has to be an asshole like me in order for me to like them!!!
#1885

Fuck it said 01/08/06, 11:35 am (verified)
Har har har!!! I am Fuck it!!! I have an obscene name because it makes me look cool!!!
#1884

Fuck it said 01/08/06, 11:31 am (verified)
I am a dirty cunt who likes Pokemon and wiggers!!!
#1883

Insane Poet said 01/08/06, 11:07 am (verified)
i'm bad and i'm despairing i had to fart and shit came out i shit my pants i smell because i'm bad and i'm despairing yes, i'm bad so suck my balls i'm a goth... so suck my balls i'm despairing my pants are stained for life oh the misery! mommas gonna whip me because i'm bad blow me i'm despairing... ninjas are hard and bad like me i'm bad
#1882

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!! said 01/08/06, 9:53 am (verified)
I dont giv a shit bout u or ne of yr fukin opinions on whos a poser & whos truly fukin emo. I dont go 4 the mainstream bands cuz i follow the fukin crowd eitha, its cuz i lyk them u COCKSUCKA! I dont give a flying fuk who u like but 4 me its MCR all the way! The used, greenday, simple plan & good charlotte are all gud. Avril Lavinge sux balls shes a man im sure. FUK U ALL!!!!!!!!! Musteé out.
#1881

adema_freak said 01/08/06, 9:44 am (verified)
oit u fucking chav scum! go fuck your lady sovereign up your ass! rap music is fucking old! and needs better lyrics! and it's all about abusing poeple! FUCK YOU! recap ' you biatch fo'shixxle ma nizzle, i wont hurt you! (woman screams) i sed i wudnt hurt you but i did anyway, now im going to bang my mum!' - lyrics from a fucking song!how can u call that music u fucked up bastards! you all speek like ure fucking black you 50cent wannabes! u fucking wigga shit! learn 2 speak and you might b able 2pass skool! and get a good job insteda drugs! CUNTS!
#1880

Fuck it said 01/08/06, 9:39 am (verified)
Hey Chav, remember when I bitch slapped you upside the head and thats why you got that fucking speech impediment?
#1879

Chav Bling Bling said 01/08/06, 9:36 am (verified)
Yo, dudez!!! Wot da fukk iz upp wiv y'all??? Pokemon Master ain nuttn butt a fukkn luzer, mahn. N s0 r dose dam goffikz, alwayz fukkn shit upp fo meh n mah frenz. Uz chavz lyk 2 b thot ov az tuff, u no??? Butt dose fukkn goffz r alwayz makn uz sem week n st00pd n gud fo nuttn. Dey mayk chav CULTr sem lyk sum kinda joke r sumfn. Goffz r da ppl hu r truli week n gud fo nuttn, nawt chavz. @ leest chavz gawt a lif wer we hang owt wiv frenz n fukk wiv ppl n hv sum fun, cummitn crimez lyk steeln carz n shizz. Al goffz du iz sit home riten shitty poetri witch iz gay. Fukk al u goffik beotchez cuz ur go-n 2 Hel!!!
#1878

Pokemon Master said 01/08/06, 9:17 am (verified)
I like to suck on turds like lollipops!!!! Eventually the shiiiiiit peices get SMALLER as I suck on them!!! Churt cha-churt!!! FUCKY!!!! Nah nah nah nah nah!!! I have a DOG that I like to dress up like Pikachuuu!!! WhOoOoOoO are you to judge MEEEE for liking Pokemon!!! No one at school likes meee!!! MY TEACHER THINKS I'M WEIRD!!!! I never do my homework because I don't know hooooow because I don't pay attention in school!!!! You know why I don't pay attention, Boob and Saaaaaatanist??? IT'S BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY OBSESSING OVER POOOOOKEMON!!!!
#1877

Jess/ Billie Joe lover said 01/08/06, 7:19 am (verified)
posers are my pet peeve. die all u posers. my old best friend was a poser. die h.d!!!
#1876

Pokemon Master said 01/08/06, 7:18 am (verified)
I'm the Pokemon Master!!! Ash Ketchum will never be as great as meeeeee!!!! WhOOp WhOOp!!! I took a shit and it was yellow and IT STUCK TO MY ASSHOLE!!!! I asked Riachu to pull the shit off my butt!!! Prrrrrrr!!!! I farted BOOB!!! I heard that if you don't blink for a long time that your eyeballs will dry up and FALL OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS!!! Hisssssssssss!!! I'm a snake, Booby!!! Isn't that cool??? Saaaaatanist is totally into snakes and GOATS!!! Satanist drinks SHEEP'S BLOOD because he is anti-sheep because Jesus refers to HUMANITY as HIS SHEEP!!! Satanist is my lover!!!! BOOB is my ENEMENY!!!
#1875

destroyall50stars said 01/07/06, 8:04 pm (verified)
Who the fuck are you people! Half of you aren't even talking about the shit the petition is all about. He's right about all those poser bands, there's more but I'm to lazy to name them all. You had the right idea but it got mislead. Don't kill the posers. Kill the poser bands! Thats more likely. Pink/black those are the big poser colors right now, which is sad because the person who made thoughs colors look real punk was punk. Not going to give her name cause she was real unlike most bitches who wear them. I've got a lot of everything at my school. But not REAL PUNK. Studs are slowly becoming posed. I don't wear them cause there a a fucking bitch to get on and off. (but thats cause I like spikes not studs) Real punk is old but still alive! SEX PISTOLS THE RAMONES THE CLASH DEAD KENNEDYS
#1874

BOB said 01/07/06, 6:28 am (verified)
HOLY SHIT
#1873

Fél said 01/06/06, 6:39 pm (verified)
Hi my name is Fél and my job is kill emo and is to much for me guy you cna help me to kill emo i have 14 kids ,and i need help for eat them for help me kill a emo thx
#1872

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#1871

Cassandra said 01/06/06, 8:22 am (verified)
I don't know if he realizes it or not. I never told him my thoughts about it because I'm afraid that it would somehow damage our relationship if I told him. And once in a while he'll change the subject and talk about something other than emo but that doesn't last long.
#1870

Satanist said 01/06/06, 8:16 am (verified)
Does he realize how obsessed he is??? Did you ever tell him what you think about him and his obsession??? Is he able to stop talking and thinking about emo ever???
#1869

Cassandra said 01/06/06, 8:06 am (verified)
Damnit. My fucking boyfriend needs help. He's always all fucked up and obsessed with something. He can't just LIKE something, he has to totally immerse himself completely in it. Like, he's fucking currently involved in this EMO "culture". He could endlessly talk about emo and relate it to anything that's going on at the time. I think he has obsessive-compulsive disorder or something. And he never stays involved in his obsessions for long. He grows out of shit and then moves on to a whole fucking new obsession. I don't think I wanna be his girlfriend anymore because he only cares and talks about himself and what HE'S into, and shows not even a little bit of interest in my life. I try to show enthusiasum for what he's all about now, but when will this obsession end??? It's tiresome, you know??? I hear about the same old shit all the time from him, he's like a broken record. He fucking BORES ME TO DEATH. I'm 26 and he's 16. I know I'm like, waaay older than him but I fucking love him and shit, but these obsessions of his are way too lame. We live in Alabama and we're supposed to get married, but I dunno if I wanna.
#1868

OoOoOoOo said 01/06/06, 7:43 am (verified)
OoOoOoOo
#1867

Pokemon Master said 01/05/06, 8:31 am (verified)
All Pokemon obey me!!!! Hoo-hah!!! #1864 called me an EMO!! Waaaaaah!!!! Eeeeeeeemo!!!! I intentionally cut my arm once because I wanted to feed the blood-sucking Zubat my BLOOD!!! I have a friend named Bruno. BRUNO FROM THE ELITE FOUR OF KANTO!!! He uses FIGHTING type Pokemon and when I battled him I used Alakazam because he's Phychic and Fighting type Pokemon are weak against Pyschic!!! Are you weak against Psychic Pokemon, BOOB AND SAAAAATANIST????
#1866

i hate emo said 01/04/06, 2:36 pm (verified)
hey i hate all emo people on the earth! they are scary like gothics i mean honestly who wears tight girl pants! oh yeah pokemon master is an emo he loves other men!!! i think he is a gay fagit! lol well all yal emo bitches are gay ass holes!!!
#1865

Pokemon Master said 01/04/06, 6:32 am (verified)
You're not the REAL Ash Ketchum. Me and Ash are friends. To make sure you're not Ash though, I'm gonna ask you a question that only me and hiiiim know the answer to. I will ask it in Pokemon language!!! Pika pika pika. Pikachu?? Pika pi???
#1864

E is for emo said 01/03/06, 8:31 pm (verified)
Funeral for a friend are fucking amazing!! x
#1863

Anonymous said 01/03/06, 10:37 am (verified)
'bob' thinks shes punk but NO SHE AIN'T!!! shes a poser an soz her favorite band GREEN DAY!!! omg u prolly listen 2 good charlotte lyk a fag!!! i fucking h8 u bob, u green day loving bitch!!! green day totally sold out lyk, a long time ago soz ya... if u wanna b a poser then whatever but u ain't gonna get no respect from me cuz ur not a real punk rawker!!!
#1862

stupid scene indifferences said 01/03/06, 3:39 am (verified)
swept fringes for all youths...huraahh!
#1861

Ash Ketchum said 01/03/06, 2:20 am (verified)
Hey Jerry!!! I'm Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town. I'm pissed off because you became the Master before I did!!! You can't even battle Pokemon right. You can only battle amateur trainers because you yourself are an amateur. The only reason why you became the Pokemon Master is because you fucked all the horny Gym Leaders so they would give you badges and you also had sex with the Elite Four!!! You make me sick because you're not a real Pokemon Master, you just fucking cheated your way to the top!!! I had everything going for me before you came along!!! You fucking crushed my dream!!! I had plans of becoming The World's Greatest Pokemon Trainer ever since I became a trainer!!! I even have my own TV show and everyone fucking idolized me but now nobody even watches the show because they only care about you!!! "Omg, Jerry is fucking awesome!!! I wanna be just like him!!!" That's what I hear all the time whenever I pass by people. I want fans again!!! I want all the publicity!!! I actually had the chance to beat you, but you won because my Pokemon weren't prepared to fight!!! Now I'm gonna battle you again, asshole!!! If you win, then you really are worthy of being the Pokemon Master and I will apologize for being so rude to you and I'll give you money. But if you lose, you have to give up your title of Pokemon Master and let me be the Master. You will have to live your life as an ordinary trainer if you lose, fucker. Do you accept my fucking challenge???
#1860

Dana said 01/02/06, 7:13 am (verified)
I am so sick of all these little preppy bitches who think they're punk b/c they know the words to Blvd. of Broken Dreams. JUST B/C U KNOW THE WORDS TO ONE GREEN DAY SONG DOES NOT MAKE U PUNK! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO BACK TO CHEERLEADING PRACTICE. The Used kicks ass!!!! I think cheerleaders need to go back to listening to Britney Spears and leave the punk to ppl like The Used, Alkaline Trio, Funeral For a Friend, and their real fans. DANA
#1859

Pokemon Master said 01/02/06, 7:09 am (verified)
I wish I had a baby brother so I could molest him!!! Nart nart!!! Fart fart!!! When I play with my pee pee it gets a tingly feeling in it!!! Chavs say 'innit'!!! therearetinygnomesthatliv einmyshoesandtheyliketoti cklemyfeetanditssoannoyin gsodingdingdingpooookemon !!!!
#1858

Pokemon Master said 01/02/06, 5:42 am (verified)
I go poopy in the potty that little babies use for potty training because I'm scared to use the big potty that adults use because the Potty Monster lives in it. Mommy gives me a spanking whenever I talk about the Potty Monster because she thinks I'm IrRaToNaL and she doesn't tolerate irratonalness. NO IRRATONALNESS IN THIS HOUSE, she screams, and then she hits me, POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!!! Whoooooosh!!!! Wee wee wee!!! I have to make wee wee now!!!! Hawhawhaw!!!
#1857

Bill Gates said 12/31/05, 3:48 am (verified)
Ain't I great??? I'M THE FUCKING RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD!!! Maybe those emo fags could grow up to be like me if they would fucking stop being emo fags!!!
#1856

Pokemon Master said 12/29/05, 2:08 pm (verified)
I am the ultimate Pokemon Champion, the Master!!! I like all Pokemon because they are cooler than humans!!! One time, I skipped school and went to the Pokemon World instead and Mommy found out I skipped school and she kicked me in the naaaaaaaaaaaaaads!!! She asked me where I was all that time that I wasn't in school and I told her I went to the Pokemon World and she said I was a liar and she ripped up one of my Pokemon toooys!!!! I hate my Mommy because she's unnice!!!! There is no one more unnice than her!!! Do you think she's unnice, Boob????
#1855

Pokemon Master said 12/29/05, 2:47 am (verified)
I always wear clothes that have Pokemon on them!!! Nert nert nert!!! Everyone in my class hates me!!! My teacher thinks I'm weird and she told Mommy that and Mommy slapped me for being a weird kid!!! I have a black shirt with an Absol on it so does that mean I'm Gothic??? Maybe Satanist will love me even more now that he knows I'm Gothic!!! hyuck hyuck hyuck!!! Si. I can speak Spanish!!! I said si and that means yes so isn't that cool????
#1854

Pokemon Master said 12/28/05, 1:56 pm (verified)
Torchic is a chicken!!! Cluck cluck cluck!!! I CAUGHT TORCHIC USING MY ULTRA BALL!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !!!!!!! Torchic PECKED ME with his chicken beak!!!! Fuck!!! Oh no!! I cussed in front of Mommy!!! Now she's gonna whip me with a belt!!!!
#1853

Pokemon Master said 12/28/05, 1:50 pm (verified)
I wanna fuck Satanist because he's sOoOoOo evil and Gothic!!!! There are no Goths OR Satanists in MY school!!!! It sucks because I LOVE GOTHS!!! Gooooooooths!!!!! Neener neener neener!!! Goths are weird like aliens that go neener neener neener!!! I have a GOTH FETISH!!!! I THINK IT'S SEXY WHEN PEOPLE WEAR INVERTED PENTAGRAM JEWELRY BECAUSE THAT MEANS THEY'RE SATANISTS AND SATANISTS MAKE ME HOOOOOOORNY!!!! I love Satanist!!! Satanist, where are you, my love????
#1852

Pokemon Master said 12/28/05, 2:21 am (verified)
Are you a Goth, BOOB???? Are you a Satan worshipperrrrr????
#1851

bob said 12/28/05, 1:52 am (verified)
jesus u r messed up
#1850

bob said 12/28/05, 1:36 am (verified)
...your point being...
#1849

Pokemon Master said 12/28/05, 1:35 am (verified)
When you laugh you go "Hahahahaha!!!" but when Satanist laughs he probably goes "Muhahahahaha!!!" because he's EVIL!!!!!
#1848

bob said 12/28/05, 1:29 am (verified)
hahahahahahaha no.
#1847

Pokemon Master said 12/28/05, 1:24 am (verified)
I hate you, boobsy-woobsy!!! You said "ahem"!!! Satanist wants to suck my massive 10 year old cock!!! It's not that massive yet... It's still growing. Neee neee neee!!!! Pwaher!! Tehehe!!!
#1846

bob said 12/28/05, 1:14 am (verified)
ahem
#1845

Pokemon Master said 12/28/05, 1:12 am (verified)
Saaaaaaaatanist, I have a MAJOR CRUSH on yoooou!!!! Satanists like to dress like Goths, so that means they ARE Goths!!!!! Choo choo!!! My penis is like a choo choo train in so many ways!!!
#1844

bob said 12/28/05, 1:07 am (verified)
poor satanist....
#1843

Pokemon Master said 12/28/05, 1:05 am (verified)
Goths are sexy and evil and I love them and Saaaaaatanist is one of them!!!!! Will Satanist ever fuck me??? I THINK SO!!!!
#1842

bob said 12/28/05, 1:00 am (verified)
uh-huh
#1841

Pokemon Master said 12/28/05, 12:59 am (verified)
I know FOR A FACT that Saaaaaaaatanist IS a Goth!!!!
#1840

bob said 12/28/05, 12:56 am (verified)
aaaaaaa i think not!!!!
#1839

bob said 12/28/05, 12:54 am (verified)
You're cool Pokemon Master!!! Satanist is also cool because you know why??? ITS BECAUSE HE'S A GOTH!!!!!!! WeeeeeeOOOOOOweeeeeOOOOO! !11!1!
#1838

Pokemon Master said 12/28/05, 12:39 am (verified)
BOOB IS A GOTH JUST LIKE SAAAAAAAATANIST!!! Rawr, I'm a ghey lion!!! I think I SHOULD BE A SATANIST!!!! Hail Satan!!! Eeeeeeeevil is cool!!!!! Santa gave me coal for Christmas instead of Pokemon toys because I was bad!!! What do you think of that, Saaaatanist?!?!?!! Do you LOVE ME now????
#1837

bob said 12/27/05, 7:24 am (verified)
omg WHAT is wrong with u?????
#1836

Pssssh said 12/24/05, 9:03 pm (verified)
Emo is a fad. Subcultures are so fucking lame, you know that??? That's why only high school kids are in them. Smart people don't get involved in teen trends. Do you ever hear adults say "OMG, I'm a prep" or "I'm emo so I can't associate with preps." No, you never hear adults say that stuff. Adults don't even look like goths, emos, punks, or whatever. If you want to be immature by being in a youth culture then good luck to you, but everyone seriously will think you're immature.
#1835

Pokemon Master said 12/24/05, 8:34 pm (verified)
Yay, BOOB IS BACK!!!
#1834

bob said 12/24/05, 8:32 pm (verified)
Kangaroos are cool!!! I'M A KANGAROO!!!!!!!
#1833

Pokemon Master said 12/22/05, 5:53 pm (verified)
Bob is ghey!!!!
#1832

Pokemon Master said 12/22/05, 5:51 pm (verified)
gheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
#1831

,, | ,, ( ^ ^ ) ,, | ,, said 12/22/05, 5:49 pm (verified)
Are Goths recognized as a real culture with hate crime legislation???
#1830

Pokemon Master said 12/22/05, 2:21 pm (verified)
Omg!!!! Are you pissed off??? Huh huh huh??? Are you gonna put a curse on me with your evil magical powers??? You are so HOT!!!! I LOVE SEXY GUYS!!!! I'm gonna murder people, does that turn you on??? CREEPY SATAN WORSHIPPING GOTH FREAK!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!! ! Are you Goth??? I BET YOU ARE!!!! ALL Satanists are Goths!!!! Goooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooths !!!!!!! Boob, where are you???? DO YOU LOVE SATAN TOO!!!! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck meeeeeeeeeeee Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaataaaaaaa aaniiiiiiiiissssssssst!!! !!!!! FuCk Me BeCaUsE I'm A bEaUtIfUl FrEsH tEn YeAr OlD bOy!!!!! I'm 10 yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeears old, that means I'm pure and innocent, LIKE AN ANGEL!!! Does that make you wanna rape me??? Oh, please do!!!! I WANT TO BE RAPED!!! Arrrr!!!! I'm a pirate!!! An ARSE PIRATE!!!! Lalalalalalalaaaaa!!!!! I WANNA BE A LITTLE BOOOOOOOY FOREVER!!!!!!! I wish I could fly up, up, up, into the sky and KILL GOD!!!! Do you want God to die??? TELL ME YOU DO SATANIST!!!!! I'm a little alien, mwep mwep!!!! Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle alien!!!! Satanist has sex with goats!!!! With GOATS!!!! Isn't that silly??? Satanist, you're a goat fucker!!!!
#1829

Satanist said 12/22/05, 2:05 pm (verified)
1828 wasn't me...
#1828

Satanist said 12/22/05, 2:03 pm (verified)
I worship Satan because he is soooooooo fucking evil and powerful!!! I have SEX WITH HIM!!!! OoooooooOoOooooooO!!!!!!! ! SATAN IS GOD!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! YOU YOU YOU!!!! I like Pokemon and Pokemon Master and we GO TO THE POKEMON WORLD AND MAKE LOOOOOVE!!! I have an ORAL FIXATION and I SUCK MY THUMB like a LITTLE BABY!!! Nerrrrr!!!! Pooooooookemooooooooooooo n!!!!
#1827

Satanist said 12/22/05, 1:56 pm (verified)
Wtf??? I don't fucking want to have gay sex with you, dude!!!
#1826

Pokemon Master said 12/21/05, 8:33 pm (verified)
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaatanist wants to have ghey sex with me, I FUCKING KNOW IT!!!!!! Twa twa twa!!!!!
#1825

Chchchchch said 12/19/05, 11:12 pm (verified)
Will someone instant message this girl who's screen name is Moderator and tell her how cool I am??? MY NAME IS MATT BTW!!!!!
#1824

Pokemon Master said 12/19/05, 1:56 pm (verified)
I have a friend at school who is in a Learning Support class. He's not iiiiiiin Special Ed, HE'S BETTER THAN THAT!!!!! He's in Leeeeeearning Support!!!!!! He says that they play alot of games in Learning Support so I envy him!!!! My Mommy says I'm too smart to go to Learning Support though, so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!
#1823

Pokemon Master said 12/18/05, 10:35 am (verified)
In my school, every Friday is Movie Day. Kids can bring 1 movie and some snacks and we'll watch the movie and eat the snacks. You can only watch the movie if you're a good little kid. I can never watch movies because I'm always talking in class and squirming around in my seat. When all the kids are quietly watching the movie and eating, I have to go sit in another classroom and do work. All the other classrooms don't have Movie Day. It's hard to do work because I don't know my times tables, so I usually don't do the work and I goof around in the other classroom. The Friday before last Friday I had to do work, I pulled a girl's braids and I got sent to the Principal's office. kjhgfdlkjhgfvlkjhgfvkjhng fkljhgflkjhghfkjhgfds Choo choo!!!!
#1822

Pokemon Master said 12/18/05, 10:14 am (verified)
Whooooooooosh!!!! I hate my Mommy because she's stupid and mean to me!!!! My Daddy went to JAIL for beating up Mommy because she was being bad and yelling all the time!!! I loved my Daddy because he was never mean to me, only when he was drunk!!! He never went anywhere with me though because he was scared that I would embarrass him. Weiner weiner weiner!!! I saw my Daddy's weiner in the shower once!!!! Aaaaarooooooooooooooooooo oooooga!!!!!! SHOWER WEINER!!!! Ghuchuchuchuchu
#1821

bob said 12/18/05, 3:57 am (verified)
holy s hit
#1820

Pokemon Master said 12/17/05, 2:37 pm (verified)
One time, me and my friend were pretending to be vampires. I forgot that it was just pretend and my teeth sunk into his neck and he cried and told the teacher on me!!! My friend had to go to the nurse to see if the bite was infected with diseases from my mouth!!! The teacher sent me to the principal's office and I was scared!!! The principal called my Mommy and told her to pick me up from school immediately because I was a bad boy. My Mommy had to get my homework books out of my desk in the classroom and she hit me in front of all my friends and took me home. Then she sent me to bed as soon as we got home and I cried because I wasn't allowed to plaaaay!!!! I didn't get any supper either. After that, I NEVER played vampire again!!!
#1819

Pokemon Master said 12/17/05, 1:47 pm (verified)
My mommy doesn't allow me to cuss!!! She says that cussing is not nice. Sometimes I cuss because I can't control myself and then she hits me and I get horny. Is that bad??? I don't think it's bad!!!
#1818

Pokemon Master said 12/17/05, 11:01 am (verified)
Yes, HAIL SATAN!!!! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooh!!!!! SATAN MAKES MY PEE-PEE HARD!!!! SaTaNiSt loves 10 year old boys!!! HE LOVES ME!!!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeee!!!! Winkle!!! Pssssssssssssssssssssssss sst!!!!!!
#1817

Satanist said 12/17/05, 10:58 am (verified)
HAIL SATAN!!!!
#1816

Pokemon Master said 12/16/05, 5:28 pm (verified)
I'M FROM THE U.S. TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! OoOoOoO!!!!!
#1815

Liek, OMG!!!! said 12/16/05, 5:25 pm (verified)
No I fuckin don't, d00d!!! Wut th3 fuck iz a chav newayz??? I don't fuckin liv amongst u british/aussie fagetz. I'm frum Oklahoma an I'm liek sooo fuckin gawthik!!! :D
#1814

Pokemon Master said 12/16/05, 5:18 pm (verified)
You type like a chaaaav, Hannah!!!
#1813

Liek, OMG!!!! said 12/16/05, 2:31 pm (verified)
Liek, omg I wrote a song!!! These r itz lyrics: I'm lyk so depressed rite now I'm gonna go 2 hawt tawpik an buy myself sum clothes I cut mahself 2day an mah mom threatened 2 put me in2 an institution I'm soooo gawth Oh so gawth I worship Satan and I wear a pentagram I failed mah history exam What r u gonna du mom, ground me? I'll just rebel more cuz thatz wut gawths du Ya, I'm so gawth Ya ya ya, I'm so fuckin gawth MY BLACK LIPSTICK SMEARED AT A MANSON CONCERT!!!! What will I du??? MANSON WILL THINK I'M UGLY!!!! He can see me, I'M STANDING RITE NEXT 2 HIM!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! I'm so gawth Ya, I'm so gawth MY LIF IZ FILLED WITH PAIN!!!! I'm so gawth SO GODDAM GAWTH I'm gunna kill mahself 2day... Did u liek th3 fuckin lyrics 2 mah song??? Are they shocking enuff 2 get ppl 2 believe I'm really gawth??? I WANT 2 SHOCK PPL!!!!
#1812

Pokemon Master said 12/16/05, 1:32 pm (verified)
Saaaaaaatanist!!! Talk to meeeeee!!!! Pee pee!!!!!
#1811

Pokemon Master said 12/15/05, 1:04 pm (verified)
Aww, Satanist!!! Don't be like that!!! Are you one of those troubled youth??? THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SATANIC!!! Aww, my poor baby has severe mental problems!!! Want me to tickle your penis and make you giggle???
#1810

Satanist said 12/15/05, 9:05 am (verified)
1809 wasn't me. It was Pokemon Master using my name!!! I know it was you Pokemon Master, so fuck off!!!! You don't fucking want me, go fuck one of your Pokemon guys instead.
#1809

Pokemon Master said 12/15/05, 9:01 am (verified)
MY DICK IS IN YOuR ASSHOLE AND I'M ABOUT TO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUM!!!!!
#1808

Satanist said 12/15/05, 8:58 am (verified)
Oh yesssss, Pokemon Maaaaaaaaaaster!!!!! PLEASE CUDDLE WITH ME!!!!!! AND FUCK MY ASSHOLE TOO, MAN!!!!!! OH FUCK!!!! OH FUCK YESSSSS, MY LOVE!!!!!!!!
#1807

Pokemon Master said 12/14/05, 6:43 pm (verified)
Satanist!!!! I wanna cuddle with you!!!!
#1806

Chav Bling Bling said 12/14/05, 1:18 pm (verified)
I aym cn evrithn u ppl rite butt I ain gonn post nuttn cuz I no dat iv I du I wil git impersnatd n I dunn fel lyk sayn "OMG!!! Da prsn hu rote shizz nder mah naym waz nawt meh!!!" s0 iv ur wondr'n, datz y I ain sayn nuttn. I'm jus s0 fukkn sikk ov ppl cummn oun herr rite-n shizz nder mah naym. I'll say shizz 1ce n a wile mayb, butt nawt dat oftn. FUKK AL IMPERSNATRZ!!!!
#1805

Pokemon Master said 12/14/05, 11:52 am (verified)
Ha!!! LEEEEEESBIANS!!!!!!! I LOVE SATANIST!!!!!
#1804

bob said 12/14/05, 11:26 am (verified)
Ya, Fuck it is a girl, and we're lesbians so sssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssshhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttt ttttttttttttttttttttttttt tttttttttttttttttttt up!!!!
#1803

bob said 12/14/05, 11:25 am (verified)
Fuck it, I don't hate you because you're a nerd. 1803 isn't me. I hate you because you're a moron.
#1802

bob said 12/14/05, 11:23 am (verified)
Eww, Fuck it!!! I don't like you anymore because you're a nerd!!! Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiishhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! !
#1801