Goffz dun wype dere azzhol aftr dey shizzat!!!!!! N dey dun showr eda!!! Datz y dey smel so0o0o0o mch!!!!!! Dey dun kno haw 2 hv gud hygeen!!!! ARRRRRRG!!!!!! I aym....s0....fukkn.....pi zzd off....ryte naw!!!! IT AIN EVN FUNI HAW PIZZD OF I RELE AYM!!!!! Punx n emoz dun showr eda. Wot du dey hv gainst showrn???? I jus dun undrstnd!!!! Nnnnn!!!!! Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kizz mah azz u gawddamm LUZERZ!!!!!! U smel teribl!!!!! Bludy Fukkn Hel!!!!! TAK A FUKKN SHOWR DIS NSTNT!!!! I wil nawt evn tolerat u ppl!!!! I hv 2 sit bye 1 ov u goff fukkrz al day n clas n I H8 IT!!!!!! I shudn't hv 2 smel u ppl al day n skewl!!!! It'z nawt ryte!!!! Innit pathtik dat I hv 2 suffr jus cuz dose ppl cnt tak a mothafukkn showr??????
Omg!!!! U goffz pizz meh of!!! I wann strngle u goff ppl!!!! Ya, I wil fukkn kil u wiv mah bayr hndz!!! DUN EVR FUKK WIV MEH U DUMBAZZ GOFFIX!!!! No1 fukkz wiv Chav Bling Bling!!!!!!
Why does everyone hate goths, punks, and emos so much??? Goddamn assholes!!! I hate chavs!!! Chavs are the scum of the Earth!!!!! Fuck you Chav Bling Bling!!!!
I lyk 2 go owt @ midnite wen al da goffz r owt hangn owt n cemetareez. I go 2 da cemetareez n fukk al da goff teenz upp!!!! Al da goffz r owt trin 2 sumon spritz fro dere gravz n datz nawt kewl cuz ded ppl r jus pointlez luzerz hu hv looooong ben frgottn!!!!!! Fukk ded ppl!!! Dey totallee sukk ballz!!!! N y du emoz cri al da tyme???? Dey r nawt REEL men!!!! I aym a REEL man!!!! N emo, itz accullee da stile 2 b stik thin wiv no muslez n 2 wer dumm glasez!!!! I h8 emoz!!! N punx r nuttn butt bassrdz!!! PUNK IZ DED U FUKKN TWATZ!!!! I kil al da punx hu tri 2 kepp punk aliv!!!! Altrnativ CULTrz r ST00PD!!!! U neva c ne adlt goffz, punx, emoz, sk8rz, moshrz, r wotevah, so wot dose dat tel u??? DAT ALTRNATIV CULTRZ R FO IMMTUR PPL!!!!!! Dere r mny adlt chavvy ppl!!!! Innit laym dat altrnativ CULTrz xist???? Da UK wud b beda wivowt dem!!!! FUKK YESSSSS!!!!!! Goffz r da mst retartd sbCULTr evah!!!! Dose ne1 agri wiv meh???
shut the FUCK up u son of a bitch bastard!!!since when were sp or gc ever posers???how are they posers???and its only u and other friggin ppl that say theyre posers. everyone agrees with them and who cares about the friggin genre of the music they still know how to rock out!!!!!!your probably just friggin jealous u moron!!!!!
GOFF CULTR SHUD NAWT B EMBRACD BYE NE1!!!!!! GOFF HZ BEN ROUN FO LES DEN 30 YRZ N ITZ TYME FO IT 2 CUM 2 N END!!!!! SAM FO PUNK N EMO 2!!!!! IV U PPL AIN GONN END UR CULTR DEN I WIL END IT FO U!!!!! I AYM A PUR CHAV N NO ALTRNATIV CULTRZ WIL EVAH NFLUNCE MEH!!!!! MAYNSTREM PPL LYK MEH DUNN GIT NFLUNCD BYE DIS SHIZZAT LYK GOFF!!!!! I AIN GOFF CUZ I AYM NAWT A TRUBBLD TEEN!!!! NAW!!!!!! 2 AL MAYNSTREM PPL: IV A GOFF TRIZ 2 TEL U HIZ R HUR BLIVZ, BLOK UR FUKKN EARZ S0 U DUN GIT CNVERTD 2 EVAL!!!!!! NRML PPL SHUD NAWT LSTN 2 NETHNG DAT A GOFF HAZ 2 SAY!!!!! AL UZ NRML PPL SHUD DU IZ BET GOFFZ UPP N KEP OUN PRESURN DEM 2 B NRML!!! K???
Goffffffffffffz!!!!!!!!!! ! I aym S000000000000000000 pizzd of @ u!!!!!! U beda stawp ruinin da UK r I aym gonn ruin u!!!!! Dere uzed 2 onle b a fyu ov u ppl @ mah skewl n I didn't care bout dat butt naw u ppl r evrywhr!!!! Derez enuf ov u ppl 2 form a smal CUNTree so y dun u du dat??? Den I wil bomb ur smal CUNTree n u wil b no mre!!!! I hope u ppl gro owt ov ur lil faze s00n!!!! I cnt tak it nemor!!!! U ppl r s0 uglay n hv veiwz dat r contrarie 2 mah ohn!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !!!!!!!!!!! Dat mkez meh S000000000 fukkn PIZZD!!!!!!! Evry1 shud lokk da sam n act da sam n bliv n da sam thngz!!!!!!! Gawd mayd uz al n hiz image n den u goffz caym alng n fukkd evrythng upp!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! !!!!! Nnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!
I h8 Goffz cuz I aym a confrmist n goffz shud eda confrm r dye!!!!! Iv goffz chuz nawt 2 confrm 2 soceiteez stndrdz den dey shud b pikkd oun tel dey cnt tke it nemre n dey finalee du confrm!!!! Al skewlz shud deni dem dere ryte 2 dres n al blk clothn!!!! Nawn-confrmistz r dngrous 2 soceitee cuz dey brng soceitee dawn n datz nawt ryte. N HAW DAR DEY QESTON DA GUD VALUEZ OV SOCEITEE!!!!!!! Evrythng bout da UK iz gr8!!!! I luv mah CUNTree n I git vry ezly ofnded bye ppl hu tlk shizzat bout n rejct da gvrnment!!!! Fukkn Hel ya!!!! Dey r s0 fukkn open bout dere h8red fo evrythng n dat mkez meh ngry!!!! Iv dey jus kep evrythng 2 demselvz I wud nawt h8 dem cuz I wudn't evn no nethng bout dere blivz!!!!!!! Dey r attnton horz!!!! Dey alwayz cmplain bout bn h8d bye evry1!!!! Da rezen dat dere h8d iz cuz dey xpres openle da blivz dat no1 iz n favour ov!!!! Dey du it fo attnton!!!! ARRRRRRRG!!!!!!! N dey act nsayn n tlk bout fariez n vamprez!!!! Vamprez r EVAL!!!! No1 lykz eval!!!! N dey fnk dere vamprez!!!!!! Dey shudn't fnk dat cuz it'z nawt tr00!!!! Dey shud c a sichiatrst n b hevily medicatd fo dere deluzonz!!!!!! Goffz r trubbld teenz n dere CULTr iz asociatd wiv mentlly ill ppl s0 goff shud defnitlee b band fro skewlz!!!! N I h8 ppl wiv snz lyk XxDarkFairyxX!!!!! Fnkn ur a farie iz a DELUZON!!!! N y r goffz nfatuatd wiv fariez??? Fariez r nawt drk r eval n ne wayy!!!! Fariez r dresd n pink n dey fly roun sprnkling magik dust oun ppl n cllectn pplz teth!!!!! Fariez r innocnt n prety n dey uze magik fo GUD prposez n nawt eval, s0 y r goffz n2 fariez???? Innit st00pd???? I fnk s0!!!!
Goffz @ mah skewl al b sayn dat mah desgnr clothz r fake n dat mah bling iz cheep n shizzaty n datz nawt tr00!!!!! I WIL KIL DOSE GOFFZ!!!!!!! Dere ws dis 1 goff hu sayd sumfn bad bout mah jwlry n I shovd mah foot ryte upp her cunt!!!! Mah foot whent upp her cunt ezly cuz shee fukkd so0o0o0o mny guyz wen dey hd grup sexx n dere cult.
Derez dis 1 goff b1tch @ mah skewl n shee goz roun sayn shee blivz n fariez n shizzat n shee alwayz drawz pictrz ov fariez n shee sayz dat da fariez r wiv herr ryte naw butt dat nrml ppl lyk uz chavz can't c dem n innit nsayn???
Goffz r ppl hu moov dere hndz roun n a strnge way n tri 2 uze magik oun uz Chavz!!!! Dey als0 go roun sayn "Ooooh, I aym a S8nic vmpir!!!! I gonn sukk ur blud!!!" N den I uze mah Chav pwrz n pnch dem n da fac!!!
Da altrnativ CULTrz r ruinin mah CUNTree!!!!! Mah skewl waz nawt rele dat badle affectd bye altrnativ CULTrz ntil lst yr. Lst yr I reelizd haw hawrble lyf waz wiv dese altrnativ CULTrz roun s0 I dcided 2 speek owt gainst dem 2 mke da UK a beda plce!!!!!
I aym so kewl n goffz ain!!! Innit funi dat goffz fnk dat no1 nderstndz dem yet dey hv a hol sbCULTr ov ppl hu r jus lyk dem????? LoLz!1!11!! N mah skewl, I aym srrounded bye a grup ov reetartz (goffz)!!!!!
Git owt a dis CUNTree u gawddamm emo FAGZ!!!!! No1 lykz querz xept fo oda querz, so ya!!!! N punx shud dye!!!! DYE!!!! Cuz iv punx rewld da wrld den da hol wrld wud lokk lyk a fukkn 3rd wrld CUNTree!!!!! N goffz r nsayn n no1 lykz it wen a bnch ov nsayn ppl r runnin roun da wrld talkn bout sucid n killn ppl!!!!
Emoz, goffz, punkz, n huevah esle hu iz gainst meh, I WIL BRNG U DAWN!!!!!! U WIL B NO MRE!!!! I H8 U AL!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR G!!!!!!!!!!! I'm s0o0o0o0o ful ov h8!!!!!!!!!!
Bob, ur fukkn awsum, d00d!!!! U beda h8 goffz az mch az I du cuz goffz sukk!!!! Dey al fnk dere vamprez hu sukk blud fro pplz nekkz. Wel dey shud stawp sukkn blud n strt sukkn MAH DIKK!!!!!!!!
I gonn speek owt gainst goffz til da day I dye!!!!! Fukk yesssss!!!!! CHAVZ REWL!!!! Goffz wil dye wen I bet dem upp n dey suffr fro MASSIV HED TRAMA!!!! Den dey wil no wot reel payn feelz lyk!!!! FUKK YESSS!!!!!
I fnk goffz jus wann attnton n datz jus WRNG!!!!! Dey fnk dere s0000 gr8 dat evry1 shud lokk @ dem n nawt @ meh!!!! Attnton iz gud, butt I dun git ne cuz al da attnton goz 2 da frakez!!!!
MAH NYME IZ JOHN!!!!!! ITZ A NYCE NRML NAYM DAT I'M CNTENT WIV!!!!!! I H8 GOFFZ CUZ DEY WUD NEVA EVAH GIV DERE KIDZ NRML NAYMZ!!!!!!! DEY R ANTI-NRML!!!! ARRRRG!!!!! DAT PIZZEZ MEH OF S000000 MCH!!!!!!
I h8 ppl hu cal oda ppl pozahz. Serousle, da st00pd immtur naym calin hs GAWT 2 STAWP RYTE NAW!!!!! Shur derez pozahz, I ain denyn it, butt cum oun ppl, HAW DA FUKK WUD U NO IV SUM1 IZ FAYKN BN GOFF R PUNK R EMO?????? Da onle way u wud no iz iv da prsn accualle admitd 2 bn a pozah, n no1 n dere ryte mnd wud admt 2 dat so nnnn!!!! SHUT UPP!!!!!! U al sukk!!! Smat ppl r dose hu tri 2 avoyd caln ppl stuf lyk pozah!!!! I aym smatr den al ov u!!!!!! I git gud gradz 2 n u no y? CUZ I DUN WRRY BOUT AL DIS BULSHIZZAT DAT DUN EVN MATA!!!!!!!!!!!
Dominic, u fukkn sukk big harry nutz!!!! Wot r u, a fillthy goff, a qwer emo, a soceitee dstroyn punk???? Chav iz da way 2 go, innit!!! GIT OWT OV UR ST00PD FAZES N JOYN DA NRML CHAV SOCEITEE!!!!! N 10 yrz, Goff n punk n emo wil b cumpleetle wyped owt bye da chavz!!!! Ya, I cn preedickt da fyuture, f00lz!!!!!