Heyy, wot u b du'n nsultn meh lyk dat!!! I meen, cum oun, yo! I no u b kepn Darcie aw4y fro meh cuz shee nevah b avin ne cumplayntz b4 bout meh, butt ur n !di0t n ah ken typ newayy I s0 dsir cuz itz a matta ov ndividul expr3ssn butt goffz n dere behayvor iz njstifyabl3! Dey r S8nik wh1l I remayn a Christian n uph0ld da werd ov God!!! I dun typ dis wayy n reel lyf, u freek assh0le goff kunt! N I waz nawt rsponsbl fo ur naym bn imprsnat3d, s0 dun u pl4c3 da blaym oun meh! Dikkhed! I aym kewl n NAWT a wiggr, cuz wiggrz r fro da US n I mahself aym fro da UK. I aym a chav, wich iz ntirele dffrnt, nawt lyk u wud no cuz ur s0 fukkn st00pd n cumparisn 2 meh! Da dffrnc btwen meh n goffz iz dat n reel lyf I mayk comprmisz! I dun rite dis wayy cuz I relize itz naccptabl, y3t I cntnu3 2 d0 iyt oun mah fr33 tym cuz I mahself njoy d3viatn fro da n0rm evri s0 oftn! Butt goffz r du'n iyt evri s3kund ov dere lyfz, lyk itz sumfn 2 b aprciatd! I H8 U!!!! I H8 GOFFZ! I H8 DA MAJORTY OV AM3RICANZ! I h8 haw u dcid 2 g0 strayt fo da obvios n ur p3rsnal attckz oun meh (mah typn), n dat jus maykz m3 c0ns1dr u 2 b a m3ntaly vap1d luzr! I meen, kan't u @ lest cnceiv ov sumfn orgnal fo a chng???!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GOD DAMN SHIT YOU MOTHERFUCKING DOWN ASS BITCH FAGGOT CUNT BITCH BITCH!?!?!?!? YOU'RE A FUCKING DICK RIDING HOMO DOWN SYNDROME TARD, WRITING LIKE A LITTLE ILLITERATE WIGGER BASTARD!!! Where the hell you get off speaking my name!? And I never mutilated Darcie's remains nigger boy. I'll fucking mutilate your white ass black wanna be self you fucking pussy!!!!! I'll tear your tiny one inch wonder off and stomp the motherfucking stumpy ass thing in the damn street!!!!!!!! Bitch you know nothing that happened concerning Darcie and the like. As for Pokemon Master, well that little fucker can tuck his penis in. I know how them queer types like it. DEGENERATE COCK SMOKER!!!!!!!
Don't fret Chav, you can have her.....MUTILATED REMAINS...HA! HA! HA! I am now officially finished with girls! I have seen enough bloody tampons to come to the realization that women are NOT hygenic 'DOWN THERE!' So don't you worry there Chav ol' buddy, I'm dating Pokemon Master now!!!
Ok, naw whar in da Hel dyd bob g0? I meen, I b fnkn bout dis b4, fro da tym sh3 lef, butt naw iz wen I g0n mnt1on iyt! Shee dservz a mahn hu hapnz 2 b gud fo her, sch az: Ne1 huz naym iz nawt Mark wiv da niknaym ov 'Fuck it'! Shee n33dz 2 prayze da Lord n nawt git nvolvd wiv dat goffik hethn!!! U, Fuck it, r mst lykle rsponsbl fo h3r DMIZE thru a S8nik r1tu4l r sumfn, BEOTCH!!!!!!! I lef 2 butt datz cuz I g0 2 wrk naw, soz I cudn't rele speek 2 h3r, az I be wrkn 2 j0bz 2 spprt mahs3hlf, n I asl0 aym a str33t prechr, S0 FUKK U! Da Lord mst b prayzed!!!!!!!!!
I watched Oprah once and it was about inspirational stories concerning handicapped people and I was scared!!!! Maury Povich is PATHETIC! He does the same thing...well, used to, until he wanted to increase his ratings by going in the direction of Jerry Springer!
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HAAAAAR! I am THE MASTER OF ALL POKEMON AND SOON TO BE THE MASTER OF ALL HUMANS AS WELL! NIGGERS!!!! They will be the first race to get exterminated in my GENOCIDAL RAGE! Next is the Mexicans!!!
ohh my goshh,,
you guyss are fags...
who apperantly have nooo life.
groww up.
also im pretty sure that the person who worte this is hella poser...
and just jelous of someone cuter.
and yes emos are stupid.
:D
Paris Hilton is a bitch and a whore, and I wanna jam a fucking corncob up her ass so she can make popcorn with her hot farts!!!!! Hallujah! Jesus Christ! Amen!!!
this petition has been made to help me in my quest to destroy all emo and punk posers..
i will list a few signs of posers down!! so if you are a poser yourself and dont believe you are one u can find out you are!
ok great examples are people automatically going for the mainstream bands.. which arent even punk but the riduculous radio, magazine and tv producers decide to call punk such as..
SIMPLE PLAN
GOOD CHARLOTTE
SUM 41
AVRIL LAVINGE
and also i have to say most people who are getting to GREENDAY AT THE MOMENT ARE BECOMING VERY POSER LIKE!!
so basically if u like the following music but i forgot some of the other stuff so yeah.. but anyway if u like it build a bridge and get over it because u are indeed a POSER.. peace out and bands which need to get more credit are... thursday, the used, the hot lies, FINCH, funeral for a friend.. ah fuck it the posers will get ideas
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3520 FHGXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX this is the greatest petition EVER!!!!!!!niggerSare stooopid ,,and FUCK YOU YOU GODDAMSHITHEADEDHOMO FUKIN FAG BAGS!!!!rosie o'shitforbrains, is a big fat junk foodconsuming,ugly,bloate d blob of redundantprotoplasma!i want topunch her in the face sohard,my fist goes throughthe back of her skull! :)doinky!!! O mighty LordSatan,God of this world,Godof my flesh,Godof mymind,God of my innermostWill!it smells like agoat farted in here! I'vealways thought that"meaty women" havethe most beautifulpu$$iesin the world.i'ts sofun to suck onthem and play with them forhour's whilehaving oral sex!I hate it whenthere's just a"slit with no lips"...you women outtherewith big labia's should behappy to beblessed with big lips.When i goswimming, you canalways tell the meaty"normal" womenapart from the&qu
this is the greatest petition EVER!!!!!!! niggerSare stooopid ,,and FUCK YOU YOU GODDAM SHITHEADEDHOMO FUKIN FAG BAGS!!!!rosie o'shit forbrains, is a big fat junk food consuming,ugly,bloated blob of redundant protoplasma!i want topunch her in the face so hard,my fist goes throughthe back of her skull! :) doinky!!! O mighty LordSatan,God of this world,God of my flesh,Godof mymind,God of my innermost Will!it smells like agoat farted in here! I've always thought that"meaty women" have the most beautifulpu$$iesin the world.i'ts so fun to suck onthem and play with them for hour's whilehaving oral sex!I hate it when there's just a"slit with no lips"... you women outtherewith big labia's should be happy to beblessed with big lips.When i go swimming, you canalways tell the meaty "normal" womenapart from the "unnormal" ones by thelittle "bulge in their crotches" andthen i can't come out of the water because ofmy huge hard-on!!there's nothing more sexyabout a woman than a huge abia!!if your mansay's anything else, he's afool!!yeaaaaaah, thickerer !Mr. Ca
why is it tht emos r always bein put dwn. Fuck all of u gay chavs u reli wanna gt a life! People are always ayin how emos slit their wrists n thts y they r emo- bullshit! they might jst hav a reason to slit their wrists. If there was a chav who slit their wrist wud u be call em emo no i dout it! So gt stuffed u gay assed chavs, if u hav the time to slag emos/punks thn u reli are sad!!
My uncle suffered from dinky stink. Instead of weakening his body through anal sex he chose to use the majikle cure of pot! as a treatment and lived out the final munths of his life in a majikal land full of lively crreatureswho played with his testicals daily,,,!!! Ha!!Ha!!Ha!!Ha!!Ha!!Ha!!H a!!Ha!!Ha!!Ha!!Ha!!Ha!!Ha !!Ha!!Ha!!Ha!!Ha!!Ha!!Ha! !Ha!!Ha!!Ha!!Ha!!Ha!!Ha!! Ha!!Ha!!
Hey, BY THE WAY, you're spelling the word 'lonely' wrong! I KNOW I DIDN'T TELL YOU PREVIOUSLY, but that was because I didn't care, so HA HA HA HA HA! Now, you have to love me, because I'm a genius! Doesn't my intellectual acuity interest you in a sexual manner? And love isn't always involving sex...
Denver-The Blizzard of 2006, Very Interesting
>
> This from the Denver Post:
>
> This text is from a county emergency manager out in the central
> part of Colorado after the big snowstorm.
>
> Up here, in the Northern Plains, we just recovered from a Historic
> event--- may I even say a "Weather Event" of "Biblical
> Proportions" with a historic blizzard of up to 44" inches of snow
> and winds to 90 MPH that broke trees in half, knocked down utility
> poles, stranded hundreds of motorists in lethal snow banks, closed
> ALL roads, isolated scores of communities and cut power to 10's of
> thousands.
>
> FYI:
>
> George Bush did not come.
>
> FEMA did nothing.
>
> No one howled for the government.
>
> No one blamed the government.
>
> No one even uttered an expletive on TV .
>
> Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did not visit.
>
> Our Mayor did not blame Bush or anyone else.
>
> Our Governor did not blame Bush or anyone else, either.
>
> CNN, ABC, CBS, FOX or NBC did not visit -
> or report on this category 5 snowstorm.
>
> Nobody demanded $2,000 debit cards.
>
> No one asked for a FEMA Trailer House.
>
> No one looted.
>
> Nobody - I mean Nobody demanded the government do something.
>
> Nobody expected the government to do anything, either.
>
> No Larry King, No Bill O'Rielly, No Oprah, No Chris Mathews and No
> Geraldo Rivera.
>
> No Shaun Penn, No Barbara Streisand, No Hollywood types to be found.
>
> Nope, we just melted the snow for water.
>
> Sent out caravans of SUV's to pluck people out of snow engulfed cars.
>
> The truck drivers pulled people out of snow banks and didn't ask
> for a penny.
>
&g
80% of terrorist attacks are committed by those disgusting radical Islamist sand niggers!!!! So says Bill O'Reilly, who I HATE, yet I do believe that he's right in an objective sense when it comes to statistics!!!!!!!!!!
it is a muslim prayer! iv'e been practicing because aparently amahahda apasinpenis loper,or watever his name is ,says hes gonna take over the werld,so i wanna be kauGHt up by the time it happens! PRAISE ALLUH!!!
...greenday are patheitc when it comes to mainstreaming. i agree.
If you don't like the bands make tht more clear.
But don't judge against the people, or i'll have to anarchy your ass.
At Tahiyyaatu lilaahi was Salawaatu wat tayibaatu
As Salaamu 'alaika ayyuhan nabiyyu wa rahmatul laahi wa barakaatuh
As Salaamu 'alainaa wa 'alaa 'ebaadillaahis saaliheen,
(Hands on knees, raise right forefinger:) Ash hadu allaa ilaah ilallaah
Wa ash hadu anna Muhammadan 'abduhuu wa rasuuluh
I hate NERDS! I may be exceptional intelligent when compared with other 10 year olds, but by no means whatsoever could you consider me a reclusive nerd!!!!!!
Damnit, I'm attempting to access your petition so I can sign it but it says "We cannot find the petition you are looking for. Either you have entered the petition URL incorrectly, or the petition you are looking for has been removed from Petiton Spot." FUCK! This petition has that problem too sometimes!
i swear by the festering forlock of nickadeemus i am NOT a racist!! i just drive really really fast sometimes!!!!!!!!,,,los loley boys is a hispanic rock group who suk donkey balls!you didnt know that????,,,i live in a remote tool shed,and even i knew that!! ,,you oblivlisy know what a rednek is! now im gunna comshaw me a piece of fried chikin from a nigger now!!!,,ding! ding! ding! what do we have for him johnny!!!??
Yo, I iz black! I wuz thot of az stoopit, but dis noo 'ebonics' makes meh abil 2 cumoonikate! I iz eatin mah greens an cornbread now, jus like mah daze oun da plantashun!!! DuRRRrrRR!!1! U crackas r gonna get yo asses all shot up! I'm a crip! Dis hole racist shit iz whack, yo!
WELL!! i was at a club once and they staerted to play snoop diggity dog musik, THEN everybody ran to the front door ,screaming in HorrOR!!!,aproxamently 445 people were killed in the stampeed!! DAMMM YOU NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!! HOWS thAT?? ,,POKY MAN????????? DAT a good response??/ ,,,,,,,why is this site so buggy???????????????
If I were a carpenter
And you were a lady,
Would you marry me anyway?
Would you have my baby?
If a tinker were my trade
would you still find me,
Carrying the pots I made,
Following behind me.
Save my love through loneliness,
Save my love for sorrow,
I'm given you my onliness,
Come give your tomorrow.
If I worked my hands in wood,
Would you still love me?
Answer me babe, "Yes I would,
I'll put you above me."
If I were a miller
at a mill wheel grinding,
would you miss your color box,
and your soft shoe shining?
If I were a carpenter
and you were a lady,
Would you marry me anyway?
Would you have my baby?
Would you marry anyway?
Would you have my baby?
Vangelis, whose real name is Evangelos Odyssey Papathanassiou, has a distinct, electronically-driven style of composition that has gained him awards in several genres of music across several international borders. In the film score realm specifically, Vangelis plucked an Oscar from John Williams (and Raiders of the Lost Ark) in 1981 for Chariots of Fire and his better known subsequent scores are those for Bladerunner and 1492: Conquest of Paradise. While the first two mentioned were predominantly focused electronic efforts, 1492: Conquest of Paradise was a revelation for score fans around the world (the album is certified gold/platinum in 17 countries and the title theme has been a successful single in many of those countries) because of its choral use, and begged questions about the possibility of Vangelis' maturing abilities leading to a breakthrough orchestral project at some date in the future. In the 2000's, that transition has been realized to its fullest, with Vangelis offering a muscular orchestral,
I have a thick and MEATY,meat stick!it's like a kilbasa sausage,without the spices and ethnic flavors!!!,,,,uh,,,ooops! ,,,,,,,,, that was personal!!sorry!:(
uh,,,,,,,,,ok?,,my pubik hare is older than dirt! one time i found a whole tribe of once thought exstink amazon niggers! HOWEVER!,,,,,if you eat some phillips stool softener your bowel movments will be more enjoyuble!!,,,on a side note:Phillips' Milk of Magnesia has provided stimulant-free relief of constipation for over 125 years. Phillips' Stool Softener provides effective relief of occasional constipation and contains the #1 doctor recommended stool softening ingredient. Unlike some other laxatives, Phillips' Stool Softener does not contain harsh stimulants that can cause pain and cramping. It works gently by drawing water into the stool making it more comfortable to pass. As with any laxative, your dose should be adjusted within label directions to meet your own body's needs. Many people find 2 Liquid Gels to be an effective starting adult dose.
Squirrels are omnivorous? And they eat carrion? WOAH! You have enlightened me with squirrel knowledge that I haven't previously been cognizant of! I have good news for you, happy little squirrel! Would you like to hear of it? I was inspecting my meatwand, and I discovered 3 stiff pubic hairs!!! I've reached puberty!!! Are you proud of me?
Unlike rabbits or deer, squirrels cannot digest cellulose, and must rely on foods rich in protein, carbohydrates, and fat. Early spring is the hardest time of year for squirrels, as buried nuts begin to sprout and are no longer available, but new food sources have not become available yet. During these times squirrels rely heavily on the buds of trees, in particular, those of the Silver Maple. Despite popular impression, squirrels are actually omnivores; as well as eating a wide variety of plant food, including nuts, seeds, fruits, fungi (for example, mushrooms), and green vegetation, they also eat insects, eggs, and even small birds, smaller mammals, frogs, and carrion. It is also a common occurrence that these foods replace nuts in some of the tropics.
"get a life" is right you losers probably dont know what emo is! or punk. your probably just jealous you cant be ine of them. im neither but i dont care. theres no need to kill them. war is stupid!
Elmo is furry and squishy and ticklish! He's a bit below my age level though! I stopped watching Sesame Street when I was 5, and now it's 5 years into the future... NIGGERS! Ghaaaaw! NIGGERS! I hate chinks as well, with their whole ridiculous 'ching chang chong' language!!!!!!!!!
i DO know wat a elmo iS!,he's that delightful little charecture on sesume street who teaches our kids decent morals,,why would ANYone want to KIll him!???on the otheR hand rednEcKs AnD sTooopiT niGGers MUST BE BANISHED!!! thanx!!!..oh los lonley boys tooo,SUCK..!!! watermelon is purty tatsty!! yummy...the ROPE ,,,,,,NOT so much!!!white peple rule!!!!!!!!
I HATE NIGGERS! I believe that they should all be enslaved! A good slave will receive a watermelon, and a bad slave will get THE ROPE!!! HA HA HA! But Native Americans are cool, and white people should be able to coexist with us peacefully, without us demanding tax money for something that occurred 200 years in the past!
that wuz AWSOME!,,, rednecks blow chunks! cuntrymusik SUCKS LAK a muthufarker! ihhhhhhhhhaate kuntry musak!!!!!!!!! you know what redneks do on holloween?? THEY PUMP,KIN!!!!!!!!!,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,, gino vannelli ROCKS!! i am NOT gay but i would suck HIS dick!!
