Omg, d00d, wud u PLZ SHUT UPP!!!!! No1 wannz 2 heer ur bulshizz, k fukkr??? Ur ANNOYN AZ FUKK n I hope u die a horribl deth!!! Jus g0 away cuz no1 givz a fukk iv u lyk Pokemon r nawt!!!! Pokemon iz lyk da gayst thng 2 evah b creatd n Japan s0 gro upp n bcum a chav r sumfn!!!!! Soceitee dunn lyk nsayn ppl n datz y dey lock dem upp n nstitutnz n datz wer ur gonn end upp iv u dunn quit talkn bout al dis Pokemon shizz. Y can't u jus b nrml??? Pokemon r nawt reel, du u understnd meh??? POKEMON R NAWT FUKKN REEL!!!!!!! G0 2 a fukkn sychiatrist s0 u can git da help u n33d!!!! I wil nevah lyk u, s0 dunn talk 2 meh, EVAH!!!!! Jus G0 AWAY, U FUKKN LUZER!!!!!
Talk to me or I'll get Latios to kill you!!!!!! HE'S A BIG BLUE BIRD POKEMON THAT FLIES OVER THE HOENN REGION OF THE POKEMON WORLD AND I CAUGHT HIM!!!!!!! LATIOS, KILL THEM ALL!!!!! "Latios, Latios" See, he told me that he was going to kill you!!!! Ooh, that's scary, isn't it??? I BET YOU'RE SCARED NOW!!!!!! Be my friend and talk to me or Latios is going to use his Psychic attack to kill you!!! Psychic is a tough attack so watch out!!!! Assholes like bob and chav are going to be attacked because you hate me!!!!!
No. I'm not going to leave because I'm great. I AM THE POKEMON MASTER SO YOU BETTER RESPECT ME OR RIACHU WILL SHOCK YOU WITH HIS THUNDERBOLT ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
Lokk, fukkr. No1 lykz u, k??? U ain nuttn butt a pile ov subhumann garbge!!!!! Jus g0 away!!! Dere ain no poiynt bn oun herr cuz itz nawt lyk u hv ne frenz herr r nuttn, s0 leve!!!!
I'm not immature. I'm just possessed by a Pikachu, that's all!!!! Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikachu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! I guess no one likes me even though this Pikachu thing isn't my fault.
Lol!!! Dis d00d iz a fukkn tard, mahn, sriousle. I no he wannz uz 2 lyk him n shizz butt NO FUKKN WAYY!!!! I cud nevah lyk him!!!! Ne1 hu wud acculy sayy Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikachu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu u must b da most imatur prsn oun da planet!!!!!
What's wrong with you people??? I'm just a nice person who likes Pokemon.... Don't hate me!!!! Bulba bulba Bulbsaur!!!! I'm speaking Pokemon language, ain't that cool???
Here's another joke for ya: A Pikachu went into a bar and he asked the bartender "pika pika pikachu???" and the bartender said "I can't understand you because POKEMON ONLY CAN SAY THERE OWN NAME!!!!!!!" HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I have Pokemon Gameboy games!!!!! I get them the first day they arrive in stores!!!! I have ALL of them!!! And I have all the movies too!!!!! When I go to the real Pokemon World, I have 1,000000 Master Balls stored in my PC!!!! I have to catch Latios and Latias because they are cool Pokemon and they could fly me everywhere BECAUSE THEY'RE BIRDS!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Aren't I funny???? LOL!!!!!
I have all the Pokemon CD's and they're in JAPANESE!!!!!! Are you impressed???? I have all the Pokemon toys too!!!! I have Pokemon posters, I eat Pokemon cereal and Pokemon fruit snacks, My school tablets have Pokemon on them!!!! Everything I own HAS to have Pokemon on it or I'll cry!!! I own 255 REAL LIVE POKEMON!!!!!!!!
I hate you, bob!!! I also hate Chav Bling Bling and spongebob because you all hate Pokemon!!! POKEMON ARE POWERFUL AND THEY WILL MURDER YOU WHEN I COMMAND THEM TO!!!!!!!
I hate you, bob!!! I also hate Chav Bling Bling and spongebob because you all hate Pokemon!!! POKEMON ARE POWERFUL AND THEY WILL MURDER YOU WHEN I COMMAND THEM TO!!!!!!!
I like Kyogre!!!! He's a water Pokemon!!!!! I like Vaporeon!!! He's a water Pokemon!!!!! I like Magikarp!!! He's a water Pokemon!!!! I like Staryu!!!!! He's a water Pokemon!!! I like Count Chocula!!! It's vampire cereal!!!!