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401 10 Oct 2005 - 14:09    Pee Buddy : dude u dont want her she will not pee i know this
402 10 Oct 2005 - 14:09    bob : lol yep! i wont pee!
403 10 Oct 2005 - 14:11    Chav Bling Bling : Tel meh u luv meh
404 10 Oct 2005 - 14:14    bob : erm...no you are a bit scary with all that stuff da other time....
405 10 Oct 2005 - 14:16    Chav Bling Bling : I wann sukk on ur nipplez
406 10 Oct 2005 - 14:17    bob : ok, not even gonna go there!
407 10 Oct 2005 - 14:19    bob : soz, i gotta go
408 10 Oct 2005 - 14:26    Chav Bling Bling : I luv evrythng bout u. Ur s0 wondrful n perfct n evry way. Y dunn u luv meh??? Dat mkez meh s0 sad.
409 10 Oct 2005 - 14:31    bob : But how can you know that if you havnt met me? Goin for real now, see you when i get mbak on
410 10 Oct 2005 - 15:27    Chav Bling Bling : I h8 goffz mre den ne1 esle h8z goffz!!!!!!!!!!!! I fnk goffz r a bnch ov wankrz!!!!
411 10 Oct 2005 - 15:30    Tree Trunk : Don't you speak english ****head? Chav Bling Bling is a rather potent *******.
412 10 Oct 2005 - 16:04    Chav Bling Bling : Fukkn goffz!!!! I kep telln da goffz @ mah skewl 2 fukkn slit dere ristz butt dey wunn fukkn lstn!!! It iz nawt fare dat I hv 2 b roun goff luzerz al da tyme!!!!! Go awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay u dumm goffz!!!!!! Hay, u goffz r fukkn scari innit!!! U R NTIMIDATN 2 PPL S0 STAWP LOKKN LYK A BNCH OV FRAKEZ!!!! N CHNGE UR FUKKN ATIT00D!!!!! N STRT BLIVN N DA SAM THNGZ DAT EVRY1 ESLE BLIVZ N!!!! Mayb den ppl wil lyk u beda iv u bcum NRML!!!!!!!!!
413 10 Oct 2005 - 16:06    Tree Trunk : Hey *******, what are you on. Are you handicapped or something?
414 10 Oct 2005 - 16:08    Chav Bling Bling : Fukk u Tree Trunk u fukkn goff!!!! I h8 u!!!!! Meh n mah m8z wil kikk ur mothafukkn azz!!!!
415 10 Oct 2005 - 16:14    Tree Trunk : Stop being a little ***** and try to write a coherent sentence. Damn degenerates.
416 10 Oct 2005 - 16:16    Chav Bling Bling : U ain gotz nah ballz!!! I wil fukkn slit ur throat!!!! U wann fght meh r sumfn??? U beda nawt liv n da UK r I wil cum aftr u!!!! I wil fnd owt wer u liv, *****!!!!! U fnk ur s0 cool n tuff butt evri1 iz tuff oun da nternet!!!! Ur prolly sum fukkn ***** n reel lif!!!! U b startn shizzat naw butt n reel lif u r a fukkn wimp wiv a limp dikk!!!!!
417 10 Oct 2005 - 16:21    bob : im bak!
418 10 Oct 2005 - 16:22    Tree Trunk : A ***** degenrate like you could not even walk in a straight line, let alone fight me. now step off ***** before you look any more gay than you already are.
419 10 Oct 2005 - 16:24    bob : r u talkin to me?
420 10 Oct 2005 - 16:26    Tree Trunk : Chav Bling Bling is a retarded gaywad who cant walk or get laid.
421 10 Oct 2005 - 16:28    Chav Bling Bling : Omg!!!! U r such a dummazz!!!! Dun fukkn tlk 2 meh!!!! I dunn tlk 2 goffz cuz I'm beda den goffz!!!!! U ****, I wil shov mah foot upp ur gawddamm azzhol!!!!!! GIT OWTA HERR!!!!! No1 lykz u!!!!! No1 givz a fukk bout u!!!! I hope u rot n Hel wiv al da oda goffz!!!!
422 10 Oct 2005 - 16:29    bob : your tellin me? He reckons he loves me!lol Read some of the stuff!
423 10 Oct 2005 - 16:39    Tree Trunk : I would be very scared of this guy if I were you! He sounds like a basket case.
424 10 Oct 2005 - 16:41    bob : Not scared, just a bit.....flattered in a WEIRD way, i guess...
425 10 Oct 2005 - 16:45    Chav Bling Bling : I wil shov mah fukkn hnd dawn ur throat n ripp ur gawddamm lungz owt!!! I h8 u!!!! Ur a lil chikn ****!!!! U wudn't hv da ballz 2 fght meh!!!!
426 10 Oct 2005 - 16:45    Tree Trunk : He put a rubberband on his penis and it fell off then he passed out and fell and hit his head. Sad really.
427 10 Oct 2005 - 16:47    bob : i see that you two get along well!
428 10 Oct 2005 - 16:52    Chav Bling Bling : U b startn shizzat wiv meh fo no rezen!!!! *****, ur gonn git wotz cummn 2 u!!!!! I dunn fukk roun!!! I'll fukkn bash ur hed n wiv a machete!!!!
429 10 Oct 2005 - 16:53    bob : Well, i guess you dont loe me then, hmmm? Guess ill have to find someone else!
430 10 Oct 2005 - 16:55    Tree Trunk : Yeah well sometimes you just have to humor little **** for brains. Yeah Chav Bling Bling you probably could rip my lungs out. Yep, with those strong flipper arms.
431 10 Oct 2005 - 16:56    bob : lol, thats not very nice!
432 10 Oct 2005 - 16:58    Tree Trunk : What the hell are you gonna do? Flop around at my feet or something.
433 10 Oct 2005 - 17:00    bob : wha???
434 10 Oct 2005 - 17:00    Chav Bling Bling : Ppl r lyk, jus totlee h8n oun meh!!!! Ur jus jelouz cuz u ain xeptd bye chavz so datz y u bcaym a goff!!!
435 10 Oct 2005 - 17:06    Tree Trunk : You like to sniff glue or something raisin nuts? Chav is a goff!!!
436 10 Oct 2005 - 17:07    bob : youd better not be talkin bout me!
437 10 Oct 2005 - 17:17    bob : and im not being a *****, chav, i was only jokin,jeez...
438 10 Oct 2005 - 17:17    Chav Bling Bling : I aym NAWT a goff!!!! Chavz r badazz gangstaz!!!!! I H8 GOFFZ!!!!!!
439 10 Oct 2005 - 17:19    bob : yeah, we know you dont like goths so pleeeese stop sayin dat!
440 10 Oct 2005 - 17:23    Tree Trunk : Your a gangbanger who takes it up the ass Chav.
441 10 Oct 2005 - 17:25    bob : ok you two, dats enough of the arguing. You are both asking for a smack in the head.
442 10 Oct 2005 - 17:25    bob : ok you two, dats enough of the arguing. You are both asking for a smack in the head.
443 10 Oct 2005 - 17:30    bob : Well done! Youve stopped arguing for a bit!
444 10 Oct 2005 - 17:31    Chav Bling Bling : STAWP FUKKN ARGUN WIV MEH!!!!!! I DUNN FUKKN TLK 2 GOFFZ!!!!! GIT DA FUKK OWT OV HERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
445 10 Oct 2005 - 17:32    bob : YOU HAD BETTA NOT BE TALKIN BOUT ME COS IM NOT A GOTH!
446 10 Oct 2005 - 17:34    Tree Trunk : Your stank moms a goth Chav!
447 10 Oct 2005 - 17:34    Chav Bling Bling : Gawddammit Bob!!!! I ain fukkn tlkn bout u!!!!
448 10 Oct 2005 - 17:36    bob : GODAMMIT cHAV BLING BLING! ITS NOT FUKKEN FAULT I CANT TELL WHO YOUR TALKIN TO!
449 10 Oct 2005 - 17:41    Chav Bling Bling : Dis Tree Trunk d00d kepz fukkn argun wiv meh n hez s0 annoyn!!!!! I DUN WANN FUKKN ARGU WIV HIM!!!!! I DUNN TLK 2 GOFFZ S0 HE BEDA FUKKN GO AWAY!!!!!
450 10 Oct 2005 - 17:41    mental midget : I WILL COME HERE AND SAY I LIKE TITTIES SINCE THAT UNIFORM PETITION CLOSED DOWN. HAHA