A legalization of public masturbation for hobos
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Author: Chase Drosirt
Started: August 11, 2005, 1:57:57 am
Target: All
Supporters:

101
Goal:

50,000
Goal Progress:

1% Complete
Status

Active
Hobos are homeless and deserve more then some chicken noodle soup on holidays. I am making my requests public and letting everyone know hobos need more. This is my proposition: Give hobos the right to masturbate whenever and wherever they feel like it, wether it be on their bench or in a ditch. Not only may they do this, but I propose a film crew search the streets for hobos and video tape them masturbating and the DVD of them will be sold and the profits will go to CLMPH (Council of the Legalization of Public Masturbation for Hobos) and it will be distributed to the homeless.
Sign up now please enforce CLPMH's cause. Thank you and goodluck.




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Amy Cajamarca said 10/28/09, 11:46 am (unverified)
I support this petition.
#101

Francis393 said 10/20/09, 2:47 am (unverified)
.... wtf. I\'m all for freedom and doing whatever you want whenever you want but think of the friggin children... and me D:
#100

You Are said 02/15/09, 4:24 pm (verified)
I support this petition...psych!
#99

Orud Nolram said 01/27/09, 9:24 am (verified)
I support this petition.FUCK!
#98

Jon said 07/01/07, 3:35 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#97

Hans Kloss said 12/22/06, 2:06 am (verified)
Let them choke the chicken as they will.
#96

Long Live hobos said 12/11/06, 3:19 pm (verified)
HEllz yeah I get my kicks from dirty people beating it off in public swimming pools and in the mouths of baby seals. Yeah!!!!!!!!!! Im gonna go cut the head of a deer off and give it to a hobo to beat off into right now. FUck yeah
#95

Beth said 12/04/06, 3:22 am (verified)
I support THIS!!!
#94

Cory said 10/25/06, 7:08 am (unverified)
I support this petition.
#93

Naomi said 07/26/06, 12:28 am (unverified)
Um NOT!
#92

circle jerks are OK said 07/11/06, 12:25 pm (unverified)
I wanta watch
#91

P. V. said 07/11/06, 11:08 am (unverified)
I support this petition
#90

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#89

fgdfzg said 05/31/06, 2:28 am (unverified)
im horny!!!
#88

nasser said 05/31/06, 2:26 am (unverified)
hobos need pleasure!!
#87

woooooooo said 05/11/06, 3:34 am (unverified)
ROFLCAKES!! watch meeeeeeee *fwap* *Fwap*
#86

amish loves hobos said 05/02/06, 2:57 pm (unverified)
i love masturbating hobos
#85

anonymous said 05/01/06, 7:17 pm (verified)
They already have DVDs of hobos masturbating. You get them at XXX shops, or you simply see them live in stripper joints.
#84

father fritchburn said 05/01/06, 6:43 pm (verified)
because i would like to purchase those dvds and cure cancer.
#83

Emily said 05/01/06, 6:14 pm (verified)
Let your dong hang free hobo dudes.!.!.
#82