MASTERBATION SHOULD BE ILLEGAL
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Author: John Malet
Started: September 23, 2005, 6:30:55 am
Target: ALL WHO THINKS THIS IS DISCUSTING
Category: Civil & Human Rights
Supporters:

129
Goal:

100,000
Goal Progress:

1% Complete
Status

Active
Masterbation is desicusting and it should not be tought to our children. PORNOGRAPGHY IS THE DEVIL. I don't want my kids seeing "sluts" and "whores" having sexual intercourse.

PLEASE SIGN THIS TO KEEP OUR KIDS SAFE AND STOP MASTERBATING. IT IS SICK AND WRONG!! WOULD YOUR MOTHER BE PROUD OF YOU?





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Melly Smelly said 06/10/09, 4:02 am (unverified)
I love rubbing me rosebud. Flickin the bean!
#129

Alan West said 06/10/09, 3:57 am (unverified)
This petition makes me so horny.
#128

Kyle Frunt said 03/30/09, 8:14 am (verified)
I don't support this. It feels good for everyone. If u have a problem with it, make it one of the bad things in your household. And that goes for the rest of u people who agree with this.
#127

Fuck You said 03/22/09, 4:06 pm (verified)
Fuck you must be some gay Jesus loving chick or something but do think you can tell me what to do
#126

a a said 03/22/09, 1:06 am (verified)
What are you some sort of messed up fucken jackass who wants anarchy lol i love masturbation i dont get stds i dont get a chick pregnant and i can still feel awesome.
#125

MASTER BATER said 01/30/09, 5:19 pm (verified)
FUCK YOU AND THIS PETITION...YOU CAN TAKE THIS AND POUND IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS..YOU LOWLIFE WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT.. I HOPE YOU DIE
#124

MASTER BATER said 01/30/09, 5:18 pm (verified)
FUCK YOU AND THIS PETITION...YOU CAN TAKE THIS AND POUND IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS..YOU LOWLIFE WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT.. I HOPE YOU DIE
#123

sam bennett said 01/18/09, 10:16 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#122

kenny c said 12/15/08, 5:49 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#121

dick hertz said 12/05/08, 4:56 am (verified)
I do not support this. This is why there is separation of church and state, it is not your place to tell me what I can or can not do or think. If you don`t want your kids seeing porn then they should`t be on the internet, it was not made for children.
#120

Fran N said 11/18/08, 4:41 am (verified)
I do not support this petition, you need to go back to school an learn how to spell if you want to start something like this. I bet you spank the monkey all the time!!!!
#119

POO piea said 11/17/08, 3:15 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#118

You are retards! said 11/05/08, 9:17 am (verified)
Touch your pee pee's!
#117

some guy said 11/04/08, 10:40 am (verified)
I'm pro-masturbation. If it'll keep idiots from fucking and reproducing, keep diddlin' the cooter and flogging the dolphin.
#116

Rebecca Phillips said 11/02/08, 7:14 pm (verified)
Dude! I love spankin' the monkey!!
#115

Andrew Kilbride said 10/27/08, 2:36 pm (verified)
I dont support this petition.
#114

Lulz Loser said 10/15/08, 12:55 pm (verified)
Oh please, wahhh, I can't get laid so I have to complain. Masterbation is a way of life, relieves stress and tension. 2 words, blue balls. hurts like hell
#113

Buttin Specter said 10/14/08, 1:06 pm (verified)
Your argument would be more credible if the devil actually existed. Forget it everybody. It's just another christian fanatic with the whole Jesus crap. Guess what: He was just another person like the rest of us. He's dead and he's not coming back. If the birth of Christianity happened nowadays, you and everyone else would be considered crazy and put in a loony bin because the rest of the world has smartened up in the past 2000 years. ... Oh, right, I almost forgot the rant on masterbation. <clearing throat> Your just a fucking Christian who discriminates against anyone whos not Christian, white, straight, and even male. I just got don't jackin it to some porn I found on the Internet and cummed all over the screne. I've still got my pants down right now ready for more. TAKE THAT BITCH!!!
#112

Ben Dover said 09/29/08, 3:18 pm (verified)
You guys fucking suck, ahahaha! I'll come all over you :] Besides it's in our genes to masterbate DUMBASS! it's perfectly FINE Wussy.
#111

Pat said 07/25/08, 7:00 am (verified)
we cant stop kids from doing it so whats the point i do it! so who cares, i mean come on make masterbation illegal now that's just retarded and kids having sex, like someone said before thats a different story but if they want to do it! we cant stop them so let them live life! AND HAVE SEX AND MASTERBATE ! YOU SHOULD TRY IT!
#110