Make love ... not noise
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Author: Michael Griffin
Started: October 23, 2006, 5:52:55 pm
Target: Leading representatives in each state of the USA
Supporters:

19
Goal:

100
Goal Progress:

19% Complete
Status

Active
We, the signed supporters of this measure, are tired of having to put up with unnecessary obtrusive (i.e. gratuitous)-noises in our everyday environment such as:
* Loud boom-box vehicles, (especially at stop-lights and gas-stations, etc.)
* Animals that make noise constantly or intermittently that is disturbing to neighbors.
* Televisions and loud-"music" in almost every public place of business (restaurants, banks, etc.)
* Loud motorcycles (especially in residential neighborhoods).
* Vehicles (including motorcycles) with altered/faulty exhaust systems.
* Neighbors with loud stereos and TV's, (who apparently don't give a damn who they annoy).
* Emergency vehicles who use their sirens unnecessarily (in order to get to lunch/home quicker, etc.); they should have to have electronic "logs" to record when they use their sirens and have to prove by their call-records that the sirens were required).
* Loud boat/jet-ski engines.
* Outrageously loud volume at movie theatres, (especially for previews).

We believe we have a right to a maximum of peace and quiet, and should not have to put up with these unnecessary noises. We want legislation that makes illegal to produce noise that is audible above a legislativly-decided maximum db-level more than 20 feet from the source. This legislation must allow a citizen with 2 or more witnesses to file a civil-lawsuit against anyone who breaks the noise-laws of the state, with a maximum award for damages of $500 per suit; and anyone found guilty/liable in such cases would have to, if possible, alter/restrict/or destroy their noise producing device/animal, etc. so that it cannot break the law of the state.
Legislation should also be enacted that would require managers of any enclosed public-business, (except night-clubs/bars), to turn down the volume of any on-site electronic noise/sound to a state-mandated volume level. Complaints to police, (or to a designated noise-authority), by more than 2 non-related citizens in any year would be deemed a violation, and fines would be assessed based on the amount of complaints and the number of previous assessments. Each assessment would constitute recorded-proof of the failure of the business to comply with the gratuitous-noise laws of the state.
We also ask for legislation that would establish maximum-volume levels for electronic devices such as televisons, stereos, etc. and thus make it illegal to sell or alter any electronic-device, (either new or used), so that has the ability to exceed the legally-mandated volume level. This legislation shall include the authority to confiscate and destroy any device found in the investigation of complaints and/or by police in the course of the their usual duties, that does not have controls to limit the volume of the device to the legally-mandated levels.

WE beseach our legislators to protect us from this escalading noise-aggravation by enacting appropriate legislation, and methods of insuring compliance, as soon as possible. We're tired of the noise.



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james said 01/29/07, 3:37 am (verified)
totally
#19

Ben Dover said 01/16/07, 1:08 am (verified)
Ben Dover says this is dumb, just like Mike Literaus, and even Mike hunt this is dumb
#18

el_the verde said 01/07/07, 12:43 am (verified)
i dunno, most of your ideas make sense, but A.) you're probably going to need more than 100 sigs to make this happen, and B.)movie theatres are fine with me. if you don't like them, wait ti'll the movie's on DVD where you control the volume. besides that, OK!
#17

metal sux butthole said 01/06/07, 10:39 pm (verified)
metal is such shitty noisy headache inducing shit that it rivals that thumping car stereo rap garbage ROCK AND ROLL AIN'T NOISE POLLUTION but that faggot rap and metal shit sure as fuck is,lol
#16

also said 01/06/07, 10:37 pm (verified)
make music not noise FUCK HEAVY METAL,IT SUCKS DICKS
#15

number 2,LOL said 01/04/07, 3:05 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#14

Ish said 12/28/06, 3:31 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#13

natasha hollweck said 12/26/06, 11:31 pm (verified)
i love shadow the hedgehog.he is mine
#12

karl said 12/09/06, 5:37 am (verified)
Hear Hear!
#11

Jpnathan said 12/09/06, 2:44 am (verified)
Great Idea
#10

RPG thumpers said 12/02/06, 10:35 am (verified)
shoot cars blaring that thumping rap faggot-shit with an RPG that'll fix there little red wagon
#9

thumping car stereos said 11/14/06, 10:12 pm (verified)
piss me off
#8

Tom said 11/14/06, 6:02 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#7

Wowokay said 11/11/06, 8:20 pm (verified)
That's a good idea.
#6

KarL said 11/04/06, 2:33 am (verified)
I completely agree with u. Noisy people are rude.
#5

Maya said 11/02/06, 2:34 am (unverified)
I support this petition.
#4

Danielle said 10/31/06, 2:22 am (unverified)
I support this petition.
#3

hippies eat nutty butt poop said 10/25/06, 9:19 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#2

Pat T said 10/23/06, 5:52 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#1