Vote Mary Roach the next William Hung
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Author: Ryan Guillory
Started: January 25, 2005, 7:22:16 am
Target: American Idol judges let Mary Roach have her day!
Supporters:

26
Goal:

1,500
Goal Progress:

2% Complete
Status

Active
Mary Roach captured our hearts and broke our eardrums with her heartfelt audition on American Idol. Let's keep her around. As mental as she was, she even more entertaining and as people like Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson have proven. America loves a good mental patient.
Set Mary Roach free. Allow her back into your hearts America. The same way you allowed William Hung to enjoy his 15 minutes of fame. Give Mary Roach the same shot. Each of her personalities deserves to shine.
Every voice in Mary's head wants a chance to reach out and make you laugh your ass off all over again. Come on America, give the girl a chance. Let's see how crazy and whacked out she can really get. Help Mary reach her dream of becoming a Hollywood symbol and changing her last name to Gilbeaux.
You can do it America. Sign this petition and show Simon, Paula and Randy what a mistake they made. Get Mary her own reality show. Hell, it couldn't be worse than Ashlee Simpson's show or Who's your daddy? Sign now. Bring Mary back to reality.




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Gigi said 03/24/08, 9:38 pm (verified)
Mary! I enjoyed you audition so much. Keep singin', girl!
#26

margzie said 02/03/07, 7:50 pm (verified)
I love her- she's just what we need-a real human being who seems accidentally flippin' hilarious!
#25

Elizabeth said 01/16/07, 8:43 pm (verified)
Bring out the madness!
#24

Andre said 11/23/06, 5:10 am (verified)
Mary Roach is amazing, I sing her 2nd song all the time just like her. I would love to meet her.
#23

David said 10/29/06, 9:31 pm (unverified)
Imagine what Saturday night live could do with her! I think she is brilliant. Very Very funny!!
#22

Lauren said 07/06/06, 11:54 pm (unverified)
Mary deserves to have a chance to have her very own album like William Hung!
#21

Ashley said 06/17/06, 11:47 pm (unverified)
She's so funny I laugh everytime I see a picture of her!
#20

Dampé said 03/18/06, 9:13 am (verified)
Bring back Mary as long as she wears those pants again
#19

Jill said 02/16/06, 9:56 pm (verified)
This girl's the real deal, trust me. I honestly think she's got something fascinating as a performer. Needs to be coached a bit to reign in her talents (not too much, tho, this is what makes her unique), but I'd much sooner buy tickets to a Mary Gilbeaux concert than any of the other 'Idol Winners'. This culture has way too many cookie cutter performers. And AI is more increasingly to blame by rewarding the safe and bland. Those of us who recognize real talent know there's a fine line between genius and madness... May Mary find her band! Don't stop singing, girl. You got something!
#18

casey kesley said 07/27/05, 12:23 pm (verified)
Mary Roach is the best singer!! (and carrie underwood) MARY GET A CONTRACT!!! mary rules! and her voices too!!
#17

Neave Rice said 06/05/05, 4:29 am (verified)
I LOVE MARY!!!! PLEASE PLEASE GET HER A RECORDING CONTRACT!!
#16

Dean said 03/07/05, 11:27 pm (verified)
Put her on the Gong Show
#15

Mellina Musni said 03/06/05, 5:20 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#14

karen said 03/03/05, 8:32 pm (verified)
she is my american idol
#13

Jacki Metcalf said 03/03/05, 6:39 pm (verified)
I WANNA DATE MARY ROACH
#12

J.D. Kegley said 03/03/05, 7:48 am (verified)
SHE IS AMAZING! BRING BACK MARY!!!!
#11

Molly said 03/03/05, 1:10 am (verified)
MAry Roach was hysterical.
#10

Brian said 03/02/05, 11:07 pm (verified)
Mary Roach (Gilbeaux) is the greatest singer ever....except diana degarmo
#9

Amber Roberts said 03/02/05, 7:54 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#8

Rumper said 03/02/05, 7:47 am (verified)
A fake, pure and simple. American Idol is replete with them now. And the program plays them up, simply because it has caught onto the fact that it's what viewers want. Only now, it's no longer genuine. Hers was an act, nothing more & nothing less.
#7