This is a petition for me to get a job at my local coffee shop, A.K.A. Midnight Oil. See, I went there to get a job application and the guy there said to make my own and be creative about it. "Be creative.", I thought, then I was thinking, what is the one thing in the world no one ever listens to? Online petitions baby! No one listens to them, so I don't think anyone would ever think to make a petition for a job application. This petition is just you say you think I should get a job at the coffee shop, and I'd do it well. Here is a little info about myself:

Name: Bryant Harris
Education: In High School
Hight: 6' 1"
Weight: 170lbs.
Age: You decide.
Skills: Cooking, Computer Programing, Plays Guitar, Can Speak Some Japanese, Theological, All Around Cool Guy.
Likes: Guns, Weapons, The Bible, Computers, Cooking, Technology.

I am uploading a picture of myself so you can all see how awesome I am. (sarcasm)

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