Should Bryant Harris Work at Midnight Oil?
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Author: Bryant Harris
Started: July 20, 2007, 1:54:48 pm
Target: Bryant Harris
Category: Economy & Business
Supporters:

108
Goal:

100,000
Goal Progress:

1% Complete
Status

Active
This is a petition for me to get a job at my local coffee shop, A.K.A. Midnight Oil. See, I went there to get a job application and the guy there said to make my own and be creative about it. "Be creative.", I thought, then I was thinking, what is the one thing in the world no one ever listens to? Online petitions baby! No one listens to them, so I don't think anyone would ever think to make a petition for a job application. This petition is just you say you think I should get a job at the coffee shop, and I'd do it well. Here is a little info about myself:

Name: Bryant Harris
Education: In High School
Hight: 6' 1"
Weight: 170lbs.
Age: You decide.
Skills: Cooking, Computer Programing, Plays Guitar, Can Speak Some Japanese, Theological, All Around Cool Guy.
Likes: Guns, Weapons, The Bible, Computers, Cooking, Technology.

I am uploading a picture of myself so you can all see how awesome I am. (sarcasm)




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xativ said 07/24/07, 10:23 am (verified)
hey n00b get a real job it is about monkey balls time
#108

THESPOODY said 07/24/07, 6:31 am (verified)
This son of bitch stole my lunch money in fourth grade.
#107

charlie said 07/24/07, 6:14 am (verified)
Hope its a good job!
#106

What What in the butt said 07/24/07, 6:10 am (verified)
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#105

Star250 said 07/24/07, 5:41 am (verified)
Get joo job foo
#104

Jewbagel said 07/24/07, 4:22 am (verified)
I tink dis kid stabd me once or someting, I dun know. He luk kinda gai ya kno?
#103

Chris Benoit said 07/24/07, 2:45 am (verified)
Give him the job or I'll make you TAP!
#102

Jew said 07/24/07, 2:38 am (verified)
I SIGN FOR .10% OF YOUR EARNINGS
#101

100 said 07/24/07, 2:28 am (verified)
100th signature BITCHES.
#100

SBAllen said 07/24/07, 2:24 am (verified)
I wear a dress and I like bacon and anime.
#99

Alex said 07/24/07, 2:24 am (verified)
???????????
#98

CJayC said 07/24/07, 2:20 am (verified)
As the owner of a popular gaming website (gamefaqs.com), I personally will never give this kid a job. You shouldn't either.
#97

Anonymous said 07/24/07, 2:04 am (verified)
I think you should give this man a job. It's so hard for a convicted sex offender to find work these days, I think you would be making a very positive step towards the equal rights of nonces.
#96

ANON said 07/24/07, 2:03 am (verified)
SEAKING!!!!!!
#95

Alex said 07/24/07, 2:00 am (verified)
Do not give this faggot a job. Trust me on this.
#94

Ron James said 07/24/07, 1:59 am (verified)
One time Bryant stuck a quarter up my butt and wouldn't pull it out. I mean, HE DIDN'T EVEN APOLOGIZE. Also, sometimes he farts on the bus and blames it on the little kid next to him. Not cool, man. Not cool.
#93

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Ruj said 07/24/07, 1:43 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#91

JS said 07/24/07, 1:30 am (verified)
GO GO GO :D you can do it ! /b/
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