Nik: The everlasting poof

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Author: Ashleigh Keenan

Started: May 25, 2005, 9:00:00 pm

Target: To prove that this **** actually is gay

Category: Civil & Human Rights

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Read 'target'. Or talk to him. It's pretty blatent.

Benji Madden is straighter than him and thats REALLY sayin' something.

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Duck said 05/30/05, 12:31 am (verified)

*vacant expression* :?

#53

Roni said 05/29/05, 11:42 pm (verified)

Nik dumped me.

#52

Roni Is Gay said 05/29/05, 11:34 pm (verified)

Thw whole peacemaker 'cool mature dude' thing has been done amillion times over as well. It is also sad. It is also unimpressive. Nobody asked for your opinion so stick your head up your ass. You solved nothing. And for a guy to say 'xxx' is gay. You are therefore gay.

#51

Roni said 05/29/05, 11:29 pm (verified)

ok, ok. Here's how you solve this "he's gay, she's gay, everyone's gay" problem. 1) Anyone that signs this petition is obviously gay cos they've had a thing with Nik to know that he is. 2) Anyone that signs this petition in a serious way is just gay (and thats gay in a sad pathetic way) 3) and as for the person that made this petition..... you'll need to think of something better. Its just plain sad, and unimpressive. The whole petition thing has been done a million times over. try again. xxx

#50

Gandalf said 05/29/05, 11:19 pm (verified)

Nik gives incredible oral sex.

#49

Euan said 05/29/05, 11:16 pm (verified)

Grow up you stupid cunt

#48

WTF?!?! said 05/29/05, 10:48 pm (verified)

Hawl Bigheed - what the fuck kinda sense was in that? You called him gay then said anybody who signs this saying he's gay is gay. You fucking moron. Ellen is a daft talentless bitch who was only good for Finding Nemo and Gandalf is your daddy. In short - shut the fuck up.

#47

R?SS said 05/29/05, 10:36 pm (verified)

OH YEAH!!! Niks gay... just as gay as the Ku Klux Klan and the Nazis. Whereas anyone who actually signs this to help prove hes gay is just about as gay as Ellen DeGeneres and Ian MacKellen

#46

funiest guy on the fucking planet said 05/29/05, 9:39 pm (verified)

Hawl Nik - see if you were a Jedi - you'd be called Darth Gay-der. Hahahahaha

#45

Nelson Mandela said 05/29/05, 9:34 pm (verified)

You are pure gay! Bahahahahaha!

#44

Nik said 05/29/05, 9:34 pm (verified)

You are who?

#43

Nelson Mandela said 05/29/05, 9:33 pm (verified)

You are.

#42

Nik said 05/29/05, 9:33 pm (verified)

Who's gay?

#41

Nelson Mandela said 05/29/05, 9:32 pm (verified)

Hey there Im Nelson Mandela - notorious stand up comedian and tonight Iv got a joke just for Nik. Hey Nik - knock knock...

#40

Hanson said 05/29/05, 9:32 pm (verified)

We'd mmbop him anytime! *licks lips*

#39

Hitler McBawfish - CNN said 05/29/05, 9:26 pm (verified)

This just in! Nik is gay! More updates on the story as it progresses.

#38

The Mark said 05/29/05, 9:24 pm (verified)

I'd just like to say I had NOTHING to do with any of the comments listed below (26 - 36) and that Nik is gay. (Ashleigh you could have made this way more than 69 signatures...although that is a pretty funny number)

#37

Yoda said 05/29/05, 9:19 pm (verified)

Gay this boy is. Great queerness I sense in him.

#36

Boy George said 05/29/05, 9:17 pm (verified)

Are we talking about Nik Gurney here? Yeah I shagged him. He's gay.

#35

Backwards Man said 05/29/05, 9:16 pm (verified)

syug sgahs eH. yag si kiN.

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