Bears Need to Go
Published April 15, 2006
It is a well known fact that bears are killing machines. The ursine marauders of the dark woods have endangered all species for far too long. And the biased media is full of images trying to portray bears in a positive light, with Winnie the Pooh, Paddington Bear, and the Care Bears. Do you know the only thing bears care about?...Murder. Smokey the bear says only you can prevent forrest fires but do you know who starts them, bears. They just try to lure you into their trap of preventing fires so they can eat you.
Enough is enough. This planet is not big enough for man and bears so one of us clearly has to go and I say we kill off these killing machines before our children are next.