Bears Need to Go

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Author: Anti Bears

Started: April 15, 2006, 4:17:19 am

Target: Bear Huggers

Category: Environment

Supporters:

251

Goal:

100,000

Goal Progress:

Status

Active

It is a well known fact that bears are killing machines. The ursine marauders of the dark woods have endangered all species for far too long. And the biased media is full of images trying to portray bears in a positive light, with Winnie the Pooh, Paddington Bear, and the Care Bears. Do you know the only thing bears care about?...Murder. Smokey the bear says only you can prevent forrest fires but do you know who starts them, bears. They just try to lure you into their trap of preventing fires so they can eat you.

Enough is enough. This planet is not big enough for man and bears so one of us clearly has to go and I say we kill off these killing machines before our children are next.

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Julian Hung said 5 days ago (verified)

I support this petition. Do not trust the godless communists who aid and abet these killing machines. In fact, I have it on good authority that some of these liberal \"sympathizers\" are in fact bears themselves.

#251

I hate bears said 3 weeks ago (unverified)

I support this petition. The bears must be stopped.

#250

Sean Kenney said 09/22/08, 11:21 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#249

chris dow said 09/04/08, 1:19 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#248

Ace said 07/22/08, 10:34 pm (verified)

I dont support this petition. have you been even near a wild bear? probaly not b/c bears are not killing machines they are like any other animal. they rather ran than fight, and killing children? those show you watch on Tv like "good pets gone bad" or "animals attacks" just make everything about the animal fake. if a bear was to attack someone it would only happen if a human got too close to cubs and a protection mother comes chraging out, or if a bear was starving had no food what so every for days and you happen to be in the woods. how bout you do your reserch like a smart person would do and end this stupied petition

#247

Reid Mustain said 07/07/08, 8:04 am (verified)

A widely known bear-fact - a bear-fact is, by definition, lies spread by bear insurgents placed inside our government (Democrats) - is that bears are 'fuzzy.' Well, sister, you just keep hugging that 'fuzzy' plush doll and when the black rain starts to fall and a grizzly drops down your chimney instead of a family-friendly, fat, elf-Jesus, you'll be nice and protected, won't you? NO! Sign this petition, and help end the War on Bearror as quickly as possible.

#246

Bryan R said 06/02/08, 6:24 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#245

Jorge said 05/19/08, 10:45 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#244

u ppl r dumases said 03/17/08, 1:32 pm (verified)

r u F.U.CKING SERIOUS??!!?? THEY

#243

abr said 03/02/08, 3:16 pm (verified)

i don't want to start any rumours here, but john mccain fathered an illegitimate black bear cub...

#242

Kevin said 01/24/08, 10:36 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#241

John Latham said 12/16/07, 6:18 pm (verified)

Stop the bears! They've been preying upon our innocent children for far too long! Kill them now while they're asleep, we'll work on the non-hibernating pandas at another time...

#240

Michele said 11/23/07, 9:51 am (verified)

I'm w/ Stephen, against the Communist bears! I too am a mindless automaton who needs guidance from others and religion to fill in the empty gaps in my soul. Where would I be without the Republican Party telling me what's important to me?WITH the Republicans, I have an idiot in the White House! Hail Stupidity!

#239

Mackenzie Roy said 10/23/07, 7:28 pm (verified)

Bears are assholes. Good job on the initiative.

#238

Pinar said 10/22/07, 7:01 am (verified)

IS THIS A JOKE?????!!!!!!!WHO PREPARED THIS : HOW IDIOT YOU ARE!!!!YOU HAVE NO DIFFERENCE THAN BEARS AT NATURE ONLY DIFFERENCE YOU WANT TO KILL THEM FOR PLEASURE!!!! THEY KILL FOR EATING, SURVIVING!! YOU JERK! HOPE YOU GO TO HELL IMMEDIATELY! GOD CREATED YOU AND BEARS AT SAME RIGHTS!WHO SUPPORT THIS PETITION, NO BRAINED PEOPLE YOU ARE!

#237

Mr. T said 10/18/07, 4:20 pm (verified)

Kill the Bears.

#236

Ruth said 09/02/07, 3:50 pm (verified)

F**k you, bears. Go back to hell...

#235

David Ramer said 08/03/07, 1:36 am (verified)

THEIR GODLESS MAN EATING MACHINES AND NEED TO BE KILLED...and their gonna get raped in the NFC north

#234

MH said 07/08/07, 1:41 pm (verified)

More people are killed by bees, idiot. Should be kill all bees?

#233

someone sane said 06/30/07, 4:43 pm (verified)

good god.

#232

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