Signatures #200 through #251 for the Bears Need to Go petition
Julian Hung said 3 weeks ago (verified)
I support this petition. Do not trust the godless communists who aid and abet these killing machines. In fact, I have it on good authority that some of these liberal \"sympathizers\" are in fact bears themselves.
#251

I hate bears said 10/15/09, 3:16 pm (unverified)
I support this petition. The bears must be stopped.
#250

Sean Kenney said 09/22/08, 11:21 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#249

chris dow said 09/04/08, 1:19 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#248

Ace said 07/22/08, 10:34 pm (verified)
I dont support this petition. have you been even near a wild bear? probaly not b/c bears are not killing machines they are like any other animal. they rather ran than fight, and killing children? those show you watch on Tv like "good pets gone bad" or "animals attacks" just make everything about the animal fake. if a bear was to attack someone it would only happen if a human got too close to cubs and a protection mother comes chraging out, or if a bear was starving had no food what so every for days and you happen to be in the woods. how bout you do your reserch like a smart person would do and end this stupied petition
#247

Reid Mustain said 07/07/08, 8:04 am (verified)
A widely known bear-fact - a bear-fact is, by definition, lies spread by bear insurgents placed inside our government (Democrats) - is that bears are 'fuzzy.' Well, sister, you just keep hugging that 'fuzzy' plush doll and when the black rain starts to fall and a grizzly drops down your chimney instead of a family-friendly, fat, elf-Jesus, you'll be nice and protected, won't you? NO! Sign this petition, and help end the War on Bearror as quickly as possible.
#246

Bryan R said 06/02/08, 6:24 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#245

Jorge said 05/19/08, 10:45 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#244

u ppl r dumases said 03/17/08, 1:32 pm (verified)
r u F.U.CKING SERIOUS??!!?? THEY
#243

abr said 03/02/08, 3:16 pm (verified)
i don't want to start any rumours here, but john mccain fathered an illegitimate black bear cub...
#242

Kevin said 01/24/08, 10:36 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#241

John Latham said 12/16/07, 6:18 pm (verified)
Stop the bears! They've been preying upon our innocent children for far too long! Kill them now while they're asleep, we'll work on the non-hibernating pandas at another time...
#240

Michele said 11/23/07, 9:51 am (verified)
I'm w/ Stephen, against the Communist bears! I too am a mindless automaton who needs guidance from others and religion to fill in the empty gaps in my soul. Where would I be without the Republican Party telling me what's important to me?WITH the Republicans, I have an idiot in the White House! Hail Stupidity!
#239

Mackenzie Roy said 10/23/07, 7:28 pm (verified)
Bears are assholes. Good job on the initiative.
#238

Pinar said 10/22/07, 7:01 am (verified)
IS THIS A JOKE?????!!!!!!!WHO PREPARED THIS : HOW IDIOT YOU ARE!!!!YOU HAVE NO DIFFERENCE THAN BEARS AT NATURE ONLY DIFFERENCE YOU WANT TO KILL THEM FOR PLEASURE!!!! THEY KILL FOR EATING, SURVIVING!! YOU JERK! HOPE YOU GO TO HELL IMMEDIATELY! GOD CREATED YOU AND BEARS AT SAME RIGHTS!WHO SUPPORT THIS PETITION, NO BRAINED PEOPLE YOU ARE!
#237

Mr. T said 10/18/07, 4:20 pm (verified)
Kill the Bears.
#236

Ruth said 09/02/07, 3:50 pm (verified)
F**k you, bears. Go back to hell...
#235

David Ramer said 08/03/07, 1:36 am (verified)
THEIR GODLESS MAN EATING MACHINES AND NEED TO BE KILLED...and their gonna get raped in the NFC north
#234

MH said 07/08/07, 1:41 pm (verified)
More people are killed by bees, idiot. Should be kill all bees?
#233

someone sane said 06/30/07, 4:43 pm (verified)
good god.
#232

bearz said 06/12/07, 9:27 am (verified)
You
#231

Locke said 05/25/07, 7:17 pm (verified)
Long Live Stephen Colbert the Great! Down with Bears!
#230

kayla said 05/01/07, 12:06 pm (verified)
I love you guyz for evea I love animals for life
#229

fasha said 04/24/07, 4:50 pm (verified)
My favourite thing about eating gummy bears is knowing that they can't fight back when you bite their heads off.
#228

m said 04/13/07, 11:56 pm (verified)
I think all these bullshit petitions should be banned! don't you know people that by signing this petition your supporting this JOKE! I think I should make a petition to ban all these stupid petitions!!
#227

Allisa Helo said 04/06/07, 12:25 pm (verified)
Ypu guys are a bunch of sick sons of a BITCH! the bears dont need to die. The never did anything to harm you. The reason there going crazy is because of pollutance we put in the air and we are in their teritory. Its our falt bears are killing maybe 1 or 2 humans in a year.We kill so much more bears then bears kill humans. WSe are the killing machines not bears.
#226

u ppl are pathetic said 03/17/07, 6:13 pm (verified)
i have never heard of somethin so stupid...i understand if a bear had killed someone u cared about but bears dont attack unless provoked and wit psychos like u guys its no surprise...u can defend urself why cant they
#225

Legendary Bear Hunter said 03/02/07, 9:30 pm (verified)
Jesus, didn't realise there were so many of you guys. Thought I was alone. Here in the UK, bears are becoming more and more common (somehow), and more aggressive and sneaky with it. I've lost 3 friends to these bastards, and only just got out of the last ursine ambush alive. THE BASTARDS WERE COMING THROUGH THE WALLS! All I got to say is, keep your 12-Gauge handy, and stock up on as much ammo and other supplies as you can. Hell, grab as many firearms as you can. These bears mean business, and they won't stop at anything before they RULE THE UNIVERSE.
#224

Ihatehumans said 02/14/07, 3:28 pm (verified)
Bears r the fucking best. Death 2 humans. U say leve the samoln alone wen u kill more HUMANS ARE MURDERING THE PLANET!
#223

Brad gebben said 02/06/07, 6:40 pm (verified)
I dont like Bears
#222

shemales stories said 01/31/07, 2:03 am (verified)
Superb! (I wrote something else and then I read below that I aint supposed ter. So I deleted it.)
#221

CJ S. said 01/27/07, 11:30 pm (verified)
STOP THE GODLESS KILLING MACHINES
#220

order tramadol said 01/27/07, 2:24 pm (verified)
Bonjour! What a super websight! Very refreshing to peruse from where we live in Paris (France). I eat frogs and drink wine. Woold like more informatons on this. Best regards! Mikael.
#219

tramdol said 01/27/07, 12:31 pm (verified)
Bonjour! What a super websight! Very refreshing to peruse from where we live in Paris (France). I eat frogs and drink wine. Woold like more informatons on this. Best regards! Mikael.
#218

tramdol said 01/26/07, 7:44 am (verified)
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#217

trmadol said 01/26/07, 4:19 am (verified)
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#216

Shit said 01/15/07, 8:20 pm (verified)
I suck juices from bears penisses.
#215

Earl Euradere said 01/06/07, 1:09 am (verified)
We need Dr. Colbert to set the naysayers (Commies and liberals, like #216) straight on this issue with a few more public service announcements. In the meantime, go to Wikiality and get educated with truthiness (unless you're a hippie like #216). If we DON'T kill the bears, they'll KILL US! That's just their way, like how liberals like welfare and immigration (getting money for doing nothing? There's nothing more un-American than that!). Every last one must die before we're safe! Help spread the message, and get your guns ready, bear season's only a few moments away! KILL ALL THE BEARS!
#214

Julian Hung said 12/30/06, 3:29 am (verified)
If we don't support this, then America has lost its way.
#213

Georgina Upson said 12/28/06, 4:54 pm (verified)
i admit i was wrong. the lord has opened my eyes. Bears are souless killing machines and should be eradicated from the face of the earth If we are to save the childern and steak
#212

Marcus Hill said 12/28/06, 8:19 am (verified)
I have turned a couple into bear haters and open their eyes to what I feel is right. And that dick at signing 216 is a gay liberal commie. Plus look, he is using facts. But I feel is facts are wrong and thus, I know I am right.
#211

Georgina Upson said 12/22/06, 8:26 pm (verified)
Go stick ya fat brainless head in the bog! I love bears, they rarely kill people, and when they do its normally when people do something STUPID!!!!! At least learn how to spell "forest" you oaf! Humans kill bears a lot more than the other way round. The part I do agree with is this world ain't big enough for the both of us. Lets kill all the morons, then!
#210

Aenil Ingus said 12/07/06, 9:06 pm (verified)
Down with bears.
#209

Davesnothereman said 11/29/06, 5:00 pm (verified)
I support this because bear farts cause global warming.
#208

BearHater said 11/28/06, 9:50 pm (verified)
I'd like to shoot that bear in the face with my 45-70. Bears are responsible for herpes, WWII and methlabs.
#207

AllanLMAO said 11/28/06, 9:22 pm (verified)
Damn you murderous BEARS! Leave the salmon in peace! I support BEAR torture and concentration camps.
#206

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#205

Ben said 11/14/06, 12:08 am (verified)
bears, and all other pro-bear bear lovers should die.
#204

Mitch Allen said 11/10/06, 7:25 am (verified)
because bears killed my brother and raped my cat. They are a menace and must go.
#203

David Fournier said 11/09/06, 6:57 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#202

JAMASINE said 11/02/06, 3:01 am (verified)
because bears are allied with Canadians and Communists.
#201