Petition Against Stupid Petitions


Author: Rich Rivas
Started: October 2, 2005, 6:44:09 am
Target: Vlad Pryde and the decent peoples of the world.
Category: Uncategorized
Supporters:

11
Goal:

5
Goal Progress:

100% Complete
Status

Goal Met!
Fellow Citizens,

For too long, we have endured stupid petitions such as "GET RID OFF EMMA WATSON FROM HARRY POTTER" and other stupid retarded petitions like that. Now, it is time to say no to Girly Men and Pussy Women who waste the brain cells of us Decent and Hard-Working folks by forcing such stupid **** onto the internet. Now, we say "NO" to retards everywhere who have the minds of 14 year olds.

NOW is the time to say NO MORE! NOW is the time to Rise Up! NOW is the time to Declare our Independence from Stupidity and Retarded Petitions, started by retarded people.

SAY YAY OR NAY! SPEAKETH THY TRUTH!

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Terence said 02/10/07, 9:49 pm (verified)
Sure! I support this petition. I am most especially pissed about all those mean petitions about my favourite girl: Emma Watson (aka Hermione Granger in the HP films)!!! All those mean petitions about her and many others are ridiculous and probably created by very jealous bottomfeeders with no lives!!! I am 22 years old, I have a life and my business being here is defending my favourite girl! BECAUSE I SUPPORT HER AND I CARE FOR HER!!! Let's blow away all those stupid ridiculous petitions to hell: AVADA KADAVRA!!!
#11

Maybe u shood take out the ' Minds of 14 year olds ' bit and put in something like ' the minds of worms ', but then, it doesn't really sound so dramitic, does it?
#10

13 said 02/20/06, 6:39 pm (verified)
I am 13, and I act mush more mature than most people!
#9

v v said 01/21/06, 5:29 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#8

Ayume said 01/21/06, 5:27 am (verified)
They're all just jealous. They won't ADMIT IT, but they are. They make that so obvious. XD
#7

The Grangerologist said 12/11/05, 11:37 pm (verified)
I support this petition because people are bloody idiots! Thank you for the tremendous favour!
#6

Kari said 10/03/05, 12:54 am (verified)
*dies* Oh my God. You honestly crack me up. (what's up with the Laci Peterson thing though?)
#5

i hate laci peterson and the little puke connar said 10/02/05, 9:16 am (verified)
i hate laci peterson i am happy she was killed i hope that punk scott peterson beat her i hope she suffered i hope scott peterson cut dismembered her body while she was alive i want to hit laci petersons headless torso i want to yell at laci petersons headless torso i bet her head came off when scott peterson stomped on her torso her head poped off i hope connar sufferd i hope scott peterson choked him and punched him i hate connar heard that little puke looked like thrown up pasta put through a blender god i hope he suffered i hope scott peterson punched that bitch in the face i hope she was in pain i want to spit on the headless torso of laci peterson
#4

kjagdikljbah said 10/02/05, 8:53 am (verified)
this is so random. and funny. go you.
#3

Manda said 10/02/05, 6:47 am (verified)
Word!! Some people make up the dumbest shit ever. Ohh lets hate britney cause were worthless, ohh or lets hate on other ppl. Some people crack me up with stupid shit.
#2

myranda said 10/02/05, 6:44 am (verified)
This is hilarious.except the part about stupid people that act like 14 year olds.im 14.i act very intelligent.but i agree with the rest.
#1