Send Paris Hilton on one way trip to Uranus
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Author: zane olesen
Started: May 17, 2007, 12:52:35 am
Target: NASA
Supporters:

8
Goal:

100,000
Goal Progress:

1% Complete
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How is it that this remarkably vain ditz think that she's so above us common folk that she can break the law and expect us to rally to her cause because she brings excitement and beauty into our world? That is just a mass of Tom Foolery and poppycock. It isn't justice if it isn't equal for everybody. If you can't do the time don't to the crime. So here's the proposal.

We the people profess that Paris Hilton is a self absorbed vacuous spoiled brat and should be put on a Saturn 5 rocket with a supply of Mentos and Hot Pockets and sent to Uranus. The Earth will be a better place for it, and Uranus knows what Paris is good for.




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Mo said 05/18/07, 12:38 pm (verified)
thanks for including me in this plan, she is my archenemy
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Kathy said 05/18/07, 12:05 am (verified)
AMEN! WITHOUT HER SILVER SPOON SHE HAD WHEN BORN SHE WOULD
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Michael Schultz said 05/17/07, 10:03 pm (verified)
Send her to Mars afterwards!
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teena said 05/17/07, 12:09 pm (verified)
yep, straight to uranus...
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Sonya said 05/17/07, 7:52 am (verified)
What a great idea!
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Bec said 05/17/07, 7:26 am (verified)
Paris quit your sniveling and put on your big girl panties and face the punishment given. Good luck in Uranus. I hope it's dry there.
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crazy jimmy said 05/17/07, 3:15 am (verified)
in truth, uranus is her homeland. let's push her on home!
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Mike said 05/17/07, 12:52 am (verified)
I would like for her to gog to uranus because she would fit in there.
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