Teach Alex About the Prostate Gland
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Author: Craig Crowder
Started: August 17, 2004, 1:51:19 pm
Target: earth3
Category: Education
Supporters:

16
Goal:

616
Goal Progress:

3% Complete
Status

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In the course of one evening, Alex mistook this most vital of glands, the prostate, for a cookie, a donkey, and (with a bit of persuasion) a walnut of the angry variety. Please add your signature to this petition in order to encourage the adnministrators at the Buzz Bin Alex is kept in to enlighten him about the glories, the beauty, and yes, the ultimate lubricious wonder of the prostate.




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Slick said 08/19/04, 12:45 am (verified)
I think that Alex also needs to know the proximity of the prostate gland from the male G-spot. I'd also help, but I don't want to admit that I know.
#16

Pól Rua said 08/18/04, 10:57 am (verified)
I shall never eat walnut whip again. No never. Ew.
#15

Jamboon said 08/17/04, 11:40 pm (verified)
Is a prostate something you blow out your blow hole?
#14

sanagi said 08/17/04, 10:35 pm (verified)
You mean it's NOT an angry walnut?
#13

CitizenKing said 08/17/04, 8:06 pm (verified)
Please help the poor man.
#12

Alex's Made Curiosity said 08/17/04, 7:19 pm (verified)
I am Alex's wonder place, i make him think prostates are the same as porcupines!
#11

Alex's Prostate said 08/17/04, 5:51 pm (verified)
You wait. I'm coming for you, boy.
#10

Solaris said 08/17/04, 5:33 pm (verified)
Alex's understanding: "Testes = what you get in school, Urethra = Franklin, rectum = can't touch this, seminal vesicle = Columbus's ship, vas deferens = being polite, bladder = worse than blad, pubic bone = cool band name, erectile tissue = I know that one, scrotum = cheerleaders' call to bury the other team, penis = writing impliments (pens)"
#9

Hairbutt the Hippo said 08/17/04, 3:38 pm (verified)
That boy can't hold his liquor, so screw 'im!
#8

Paul Newell said 08/17/04, 3:37 pm (verified)
How about a petition to get those administrators to give him some electric shock therapy?
#7

Hawk said 08/17/04, 2:07 pm (verified)
Alex needs help
#6

Paradox said 08/17/04, 2:03 pm (verified)
The boy needs to learn SOMETHING about his reproductive area. Lord knows no woman's gonna show him. :)
#5

Alex said 08/17/04, 2:00 pm (verified)
I still don't get it, what's a testes and a urethra? Heh, scrotum.
#4

Fyodor Dostoyevski said 08/17/04, 1:53 pm (verified)
These are dark times.
#3

Billy Bud said 08/17/04, 1:53 pm (verified)
Arrr...prostates Ahoy, matey.
#2

Horton Huberstank said 08/17/04, 1:51 pm (verified)
Something must be done to help this poor man!
#1