We, the undersignatured, do impeach upon da Rowling dat Snape must not die on p 342 of the last Harry Potter series, or we will come down upon her unblessed head like so many tons of bricks, and hit hard to the bone. Yaimeenay. Harry Protter can die, but da Snape is eternal.

We, the undersignatured, would like to impeach upom da Rowling that all of the folliwing are still valid or so help us God if they are not:

You, old bean, swine, vulgaaar little maggot. dane't you, old bean, knoh that you, one's old bean, aaare pahthetic? you, one's old bean, worthless bag of filth. as we seay in texas, i'll fluttah you, one's old bean, couldn't pour tinkle out of ah booht with instructions ohn the heel. you, one's old bean, aaare ah cankah. ah sore that shant mustah stuffed. one would rahthah kiss ah lawyah than be seen with you, one's old bean,. you, one's old bean, aaare ah fiend and ah cowaaard, and you, one's old bean, have frightful breahth. you, one's old bean, aaare degenerate, noxious and depraved. one feel debased fie for knowing you, one's old bean, exist. one despise everything about you, one's old bean,. you, one's old bean, aaare ah bloohming naaardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caaaricature of ah coprophagic cloacal paaarasitic pond scum and one wish you, one's old bean, would mustah stuffed. you, one's old bean, aaare ah putrescence mass, ah taking ah constitutional vomit. you, one's old bean, aaare ah spineless little worm deserving bally all but the profoundest contempt. you, one's old bean, aaare ah jerk, ah cad, ah weasel. your life is ah monument to stupidity. you, one's old bean, aaare ah stench, ah revulsiohn, ah laaargah than normal suck ohn ah sour lemohn. you, one's old bean, aaare ah bleating foohl, ah curdled staggering mutant dwaaarf smeaaared richly with the effluviah and offal accompanying your alleged birth intoh this world. an insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-droohling, giggling beasts whoh sired you, one's old bean, and then killed themselves in recognitiohn of what they had done. one will ne'ah mustah ovah the embaaarrassment of belonging to the same species as you, one's old bean,. you, one's old bean, aaare ah monstah, an ogre, ah malformity. one baaarf at the jolly thought of you, one's old bean,. you, one's old bean, have all the appeal of ah papah cut. lepers avoid you, one's old bean,. you, one's old bean, aaare vile, worthless, less than bally all. you, one's old bean, aaare ah weed, ah fungus, the dregs of this eaaarth. and did one mentiohn you, one's old bean, smell? if you, one's old bean, aaaren't an nooh-nah, you, one's old bean, made ah world-class effort at simulating one. try to edit your writing of unnecessaaary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. the evidence that you, one's old bean, aaare ah nincompoohpp will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. you, one's old bean, snail-skulled little rabbit. would that ah hawk pick you, one's old bean, up, drive its beak intoh your brain, and upohn finding it rancid set you, one's old bean, loohse to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the fruhthy pink shame of your ignoble claaaret. meay you, one's old bean, choke ohn the queasy, convulsing nauseah of your own trite, foohlish beliefs. you, one's old bean, aaare weaaary, stale, flat and unprofitable. you, one's old bean, aaare grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. you, one's old bean, aaare rahthah unfortunate and rahthah unfortunate. you, one's old bean, aaare ah foohl, an ignoramus. monkeys butchah down ohn you, one's old bean,. even sheep shant have rumpy pumpy with you, one's old bean,. you, one's old bean, aaare unreservedly pahthetic, staaarved for attentiohn, and lost in ah land that reality forgot. and what meaning doh you, one's old bean, expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opiniohn to have with us? what fantasy doh you, one's old bean, hold that you, one's old bean, would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of ah leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in ah circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? you, one's old bean, aaare ah waste of flesh. you, one's old bean, have noh rhythm. you, one's old bean, aaare ridiculous and obnoxious. you, one's old bean, aaare the moral equivalent of ah leech. you, one's old bean, aaare ah living emptiness, ah meaningless void. you, one's old bean, aaare sour and senile. you, one's old bean, aaare ah disease, you, one's old bean, puerile one-handed slack-jawed droohling meatslappah. ohn ah spiffing deay you, one's old bean, aaare ah half-wit. you, one's old bean, remind myself of droohl. you, one's old bean, aaare deficient in all that lends chaaaractah. you, one's old bean, have the personality of wallpapah. you, one's old bean, aaare dank and filthy. you, one's old bean, aaare asinine and benighted. you, one's old bean, aaare the source of all unpleasantness. you, one's old bean, spread misery and sorroh wherevah you, one's old bean, jolly well goh. one cannot believe hoh incredibly daft you, one's old bean, aaare. one mean rock-haaard daft. dehydrated-rock-haaard daft. daft soh daft that it goes weay beyond the daft we knoh intoh ah whole different dimensiohn of daft. you, one's old bean, aaare trans-stupid daft. meta-stupid. daft collapsed ohn itself soh faaar that even the neutrons have collapsed. daft gotten soh dense that noh intellect can escape. singulaaarity daft. blazing hot mid-deay sun ohn mercury daft. you, one's old bean, emit more daft in one jiffy than our entire galaxy emits in ah yeaaar. quasaaar daft. your writing has to be ah troll. bally all in our universe can hairlairh be this daft. perhaps this is some primordial fragment mwah mwah sweetie the original laaargah than normal bang of daft. some pure essence of ah daft soh uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we knoh. one does beg your paaardohn. one can't jolly well goh ohn. this is an epiphany of daft for myself. aftah this, you, one's old bean, meay not heaaar mwah mwah sweetie myself again for ah while. one dane't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant triviah, or any of the rest of this drivel. duh. the simply thing worse than your logic is your manners. one has snipped awah most of what you, one's old bean, wrote, because, well... it didn't hairlairh seay anything. your attempt at constructing ah creative flame was pitiful. one mean, hairlairh, stringing togethah ah bunch of insults among ah load of babbling was haaardly effective... maybe latah in life, aftah you, one's old bean, have leaaarned to read, write, spell, and count, you, one's old bean, will have more success. true, these aaare rudimentaaary skills that many of us "normal" old beans take for granted that everyone has an ah doddle time of mastering. but we sometimes forget that there aaare "challenged" persons in this world whoh find these things more difficult. if one had known, that this was your case then one would have ne'ah read your post. it fie wouldn't have bin "right". sort of fancy paaarking in ah handicap space. one wish you, one's old bean, cracking of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such ah demand ohn you, one's old bean,. p.s.: you, one's old bean, aaare hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowaaardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loahthsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, baaarratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaaaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, aaarrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, gormless, illegitimate, haaarmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, naaarroh, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, orf the trolley, baaarmy, dystopic, stifling, uncaaaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympahthetic, jaaargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, ruffian, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retaaarded, puerile, gormless, and generally not spiffing. Oh stop it! You tease!

We, the undersigatured,
Ten thousand Snape fans this side of London

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