Signatures #1 through #100 for the Save the Drama, Kill the Clana! petition
issuesgrrrl said 04/04/07, 4:33 am (verified)
Please, for the love of all that is held holy on this green Earth, just stop it, stop the Clana now. If the Powers That Be had bothered to make it fun and interesting (oo, maybe even *logical* and semi-plausible!) while they were shoving their *pathetic* excuse for a storyline down our throats then ok, yeah, maybe. But what we're getting in these eps is unendurable *crap*, poorly written and moronically presented. Beatin' that tired ol' horse ain't enough, one week they pour salt in the wounds, turpentine the next. Yeah, right, and my incentive to keep tuning in would be what exactly? Having my intelligence, good taste and willing suspension of disbelief insulted? Because 'pointless', 'boring' and 'stupid' are not things you want yer hardcore fans saying, out loud, about the show they *want* to support. Stop the Clana NOW!
#100

Angie said 04/04/07, 4:31 am (verified)
Frankly, as a Lex/Lana fan, I'm extremely disappointed that the fantastic potential between these two has been squandered. Michael and Kristin have fantastic chemistry, and they were the main reason I gave the show another chance after being bored by the early-season Clana relationship. Now I've had to give up the show again since they've ruined one of my favorite onscreen couples. It's about time the PTBs realize that there are other fanbases out there besides Clana fans.
#99

Dana Smith said 04/04/07, 4:08 am (verified)
Can we say two characters that have shown ZERO growth? Two characters that have learned NOTHING, have changed NOT AT ALL, and who have never treated each other well, and have shown no signs of ever changing in their behaviour towards one another? The relationship never worked for a gzillion reasons, and NONE of those reasons have changed or gone away. It is an insult to the viewer to have to put up with this nonsense. STOP IT. Just stop.
#98

Ellie said 04/04/07, 3:55 am (verified)
Enough already.
#97

Suz said 04/04/07, 3:53 am (verified)
One thing I don't appreciate is dishonesty. Gough said that Clana was dead and that by the second season they had found it boring, so why on earth would they bring it back again, after both characters, Lana and Clark, were making bigger strides to move on from one another? Must the fans keep enduring miserable barn scene after miserable barn scene, be flooded with secreths&lieths (or well, I guess after the fiasco that was, "Promise", I can really use that example any more), just for the sake of pleased the little Clana fans out there? Honestly, I perfer quality over this angst guilt ridden always doom to failure ship, that they keep shoving down my throat. And still I keep watching, because Michael Rosenbaum and Kristin Kreuk keep me coming back. If it weren't for the two of them and the sweet promise of something actually working between the two of them, their obvious on-screen chemistry and the few beautiful episodes we got depicting their on-screen character's love for one another, then I would not even be watching. The whole point of this show is supposed to be Clark Kent progressing into Superman and hello, his love interest is supposed to be Lois Lane and Lana Lang is certainly supposed to be nothing more than jsut a blip on his high school radar. He's not supposed to exhibit stalker tendencies when it comes to her, he's not supposed to pine after her, when he's got such a greater destiny out there. Not to mention, there's Lois. She's feisty, calls him on his crap when she's around and doesn't let him get away with anything. Little miss Lana, gives into him. It's a repitious cycle of crap and I'm tired of it. Please give the proper respect to Lex&Lana and Clark&Lois, like they deserve and just end this Clana stuff.
#96

Charity said 04/04/07, 3:35 am (verified)
I thought Clana was cute until season three. Then it got old. It's an insult to our intelligence to make us believe that Lana and not Lois Lane is the love of Clark's life. He needs to grow up and move on. As it stands, he comes across as nothing more than an obsessive, stalker-ish high school boy who cannot let things go. Is this what Jonathan Kent died for? Let Lana move on, Clark become Superman for REAL, and stop with all the angst.
#95

PepSinger said 04/04/07, 3:34 am (verified)
Please, stop the Clana. That is all.
#94

Alicia said 04/04/07, 3:16 am (verified)
Yes, please end the Clana! It needs to die. I just find it sad that were in the sixth season and Clark and Lana are *still* angsting over each other. I thought Gough said Clana was dead. It has already been established that Lana holds Clark back from his destiny, so why are they still shoving this soap opera down our throats?
#93

marcasita said 04/04/07, 3:09 am (verified)
Yes, please, make the Clana stop. For the love of Clark, whose character development is being stifled by his refusal to move on. Please let the boy move on and become a man.
#92

mandy said 04/04/07, 3:00 am (verified)
I became a Supes/SV fan last October/06. I've watched every ep til the lastest - and I did like CLana in the first 2 seasons but I believe they are stronger characters apart from eachother. They need to move on and grow, if the show keeps pulling Clana back Clark's journay will not progress, and I'm sure most of the fandom will dislike Lana for that reason. Please for the show, the characters, the road to Superman, the actors (I'm sure they're sick of their angsty scenes) and the fans sake; STOP THE CLANA! Instead how about some flirty/bickering CLois? Or focus on Chimmy? Less angst and more cuteness plz.
#91

kayladie said 04/04/07, 2:24 am (verified)
Clana was fine when Clark and Lana were still sophomores in high school. They're in college now (or they're supposed to be anyway) and Lana is MARRIED...to someone ELSE! Please, please, please, for the sake of the show, let both Clark and Lana move on. This show could be so much more interesting if it were actually about, y'know, Clark's journey towards becoming Superman and not pounding away at a horse that died about three seasons ago.
#90

tamalinn said 04/04/07, 2:12 am (verified)
If the show can be saved for those who are still watching. I stopped watching during the fourth season because I was so sick of Clark and Lana. If I could get a promise that it were over and done with for good? I might tune in again.
#89

PepperjackCandy said 04/04/07, 2:09 am (verified)
The time for Clark and Lana to have been together is over. Long, long over. You should either have kept them together from S2 on, or never have gotten them together at all.
#88

rosy5000 said 04/04/07, 2:02 am (verified)
Why must we be constantly plagued by the Clana!? I cannot support a Superman who is still pining after his high school crush. Let Clark mature beyond Lana.
#87

Cassandra581 said 04/04/07, 1:49 am (verified)
Yes, please stop this madness. Lana is an albatross around Clarks neck. It's past time for Clark to realize that she is nothing more than a side note in his life; not even worthy of being a footnote. It's time to allow Clark to grow and he can't do that with Lana in his life.
#86

Nansi Alexander said 04/04/07, 1:43 am (verified)
Lana was a footnote in the main Superman canon, and dear god, she should stay that way! Enough - there's more chemistry between a chicken and a table leg than there is between Clark and Lana. Move ON, for heaven's sake!
#85

Elandria Lore said 04/04/07, 1:33 am (verified)
It's just sad now and kind of pathetic that these two characters aren't aloud to grow and mature enough to let go of the relationship. To keep dragging it out makes it kind of obsessive and scary, not cute or epic.
#84

mkitty3 said 04/04/07, 1:29 am (verified)
Clana has pretty much sucked dry every bit of love I once had for this show. In the early seasons it made sense, even if it was never a pairing I liked. It was even nice to see them briefly together in season five. But at this point it is just RIDICULOUS! Stop making Clark look like the biggest stalker/idiot on the planet!
#83

Natasha Townsel said 04/04/07, 1:01 am (verified)
YES PLEASE! It has got to stop. I did not sign up for Lanaville when I started watching the show. You'd think the writers never picked up an actual Superman comic or they would know that she is NOT the love of his life...Lex is :P
#82

Roxy said 04/04/07, 12:31 am (verified)
It's a pointless relationship, it seems to have been cobbled together from several DC canon relationships. It is tiresome. Please stop it.
#81

suzycat said 04/04/07, 12:23 am (verified)
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes. Let Lana move on, let Clark grow up, and let the show do something worthwhile again before it ends!
#80

Ferdalump said 04/04/07, 12:17 am (verified)
Lana is the girl Clark leaves behind. How many barn loft relationship redefining fade outs have we had now? Seriously, let it rest.
#79

Geneva Canino said 04/04/07, 12:13 am (verified)
The Clana really should have ended completely in season three or four. After that it became tedious, and now it completely degrades both Clark and Lana to drag it out further. This season I was really hoping they would do some character work with Lana and really make her a person and a cool character, but by bring her back to the destructive obsession with Clark, they've not only made Superman a pathetic, obsessed stalker, they are GLORIFYING the relationship with a obsessed stalker. I'm not really interested in Chlark or Lexana. I'm interested in character growth and good storytelling. The story they promised us. The tale of how Clark Kent and Lex Luthor became the iconic figures they are. Instead, we only get boring, less then soap operatic quality scenes over who Lana will choose. Give her more dignity. Hell, give them all more dignity and stop the Clana once and for all.
#78

The Ghost said 04/04/07, 12:09 am (verified)
It is way past time for Clark to outgrow his first love and move on to adulthood.
#77

Leah said 04/04/07, 12:03 am (verified)
Your characters have better things to do than pine over one another. i.e. saving lives and stopping crime. Or...buying something pink if you're Lana, I suppose.
#76

Dee said 04/03/07, 11:09 pm (verified)
I agree. its time to move on. no more clana. pleaseeee
#75

acampbell said 04/03/07, 4:57 pm (verified)
Get rid of Clana! and don't forget us Clexers while you're at it!
#74

Rissa said 04/03/07, 4:30 pm (verified)
Please stop the Clana. As a matter of fact, please JUST STOP THE LANA. Everytime she's on screen, before she even says a word, I find myself screaming at the television: "SHUT UP LANA!"
#73

meemalee said 04/03/07, 10:23 am (verified)
For the love of God, please make it stop.
#72

Kryptonian said 04/03/07, 5:12 am (verified)
God make it stop. My eyes, they bleed.
#71

Gaby said 04/03/07, 2:11 am (verified)
Clana=doom. It's been going on for years, and it's gotten to the point where everytime I see them share a scene, I want to scream and run out of the room.
#70

Keenah said 04/03/07, 2:09 am (verified)
When is Clark ever going to grow out of Lana and grow into the "girl of his dreams"?
#69

megan said 04/03/07, 1:35 am (verified)
End Clana NOW
#68

Lea said 04/03/07, 1:23 am (verified)
clark get over lana!! you have a beautiful girl in front of you!!! GO CHLARK!!!!! GIVE THEM A CHANCE!!!
#67

james said 04/03/07, 1:19 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#66

Britt said 04/03/07, 1:12 am (verified)
Kill Clana it's ruining Chlark's chance. and Chlark needs a chance so I totally am for Clana's death... (not the characters just he shipper) I mean get over Lana already, Clark!
#65

Magie said 04/03/07, 12:56 am (verified)
Please for all that is right and good end the Clana charade and bring in the Chlark!
#64

Desiree said 04/02/07, 11:15 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#63

marina said 04/02/07, 10:58 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#62

babaojay said 04/02/07, 10:31 pm (verified)
For the love of all that is good and holy...END THE CLANA CRAP!!! Seriously...why in the world would ANYONE be remotely interested in Lana Lang...she's the most self-absorbed girl EVER! Having Clark still sweating her is just retarded now, especially when he has Chloe around. And is making the future Superman retarded really the way ya wanna go? I don't think so...kill the Clana DEAD!
#61

Chanel said 04/02/07, 10:25 pm (verified)
Clana=girl suspenders trend! its gotta go!!!
#60

Trisha A said 04/02/07, 9:18 pm (verified)
ABC = Anything But Clana. Because I love me some Lexana/Clois. :) Time for Clark and Lana to MOVE ON!
#59

JB said 04/02/07, 7:43 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#58

Lainey J said 04/02/07, 6:56 pm (verified)
Please let the Clana DIE. We've been there, we've done that. It's old news. It's time we left it in the past. Nobody wants to watch "Superman" snivelling over Lana, who, by the way is so morally ambiguous and flip-flops so frequently that it's laughable to imagine that Clark would have ever fallen for her. She is a terrible, terrible character, and drags the show down. She doesn't move the plot along to the future, and the Clana interaction is becoming increasingly painful to watch. Isn't it time Clark had a relationship with a woman whose constant loyalty, friendship and trust meant more than shiny hair and vancant stares? Just sayin'... Let's let go of the Secrets and Lies - FOR GOOD!
#57

Ida said 04/02/07, 6:56 pm (verified)
Totally agree it been 5 years we dont need that anymore. Bring on the Chlark
#56

Misty said 04/02/07, 6:55 pm (verified)
After six seasons of Smallville I think the show has went through this very boring relationship to the point it could possibly go and it's time to move on to bigger and better storylines and character development.
#55

Min said 04/02/07, 6:54 pm (verified)
Yap I a agree, times to put the Clana in coma.
#54

Amirtha said 04/02/07, 6:51 pm (verified)
Please stop all this Clana relationship, I am really sick of Clark being so immature, he need to grow up and stop lusting for Lana. Please TPTB let it go, i am really sick of it.
#53

Lily said 04/02/07, 6:48 pm (verified)
While we're there, can we have Lexana die too? Well, and any other ship ending in -ana...
#52

LastScorpion said 04/02/07, 6:36 pm (verified)
Lana Lang was always supposed to be Clark Kent's high school girl. High school's over; let it go.
#51

Rebecca said 04/02/07, 6:24 pm (verified)
"Fever" from S2 told me that Clark would grow out of Lana eventually...and, I'm still waiting... Please make Lana the girl Clark "grows out of" for good.
#50

Sarah said 04/02/07, 6:22 pm (verified)
Own it!! Clana must be done, please, PLEASE! for the love of Smallville
#49

Clark Kent said 04/02/07, 6:07 pm (verified)
Yes! Kill the Clana! She's ruining my life! AHHHH! Do it for Superman's sake. Which is, you know, me. But you wouldn't know it by watching this show.
#48

Aleah said 04/02/07, 5:49 pm (verified)
Clana only ruins Clark's character, and it doesn't do Lana's character any favors either. I don't understand why the writers would keep pushing the pairing when it makes them both look like such horrible, heartless people. They're not right for each other, and it makes them both look stupid for not realizing that.
#47

EllyF said 04/02/07, 5:47 pm (verified)
Al Gough himself said Clana was like "beating a dead horse" way back in season 4. The horse is much deader, and far less appealing to the fans, in season 6. It's time to move on from the dead and rotting carcass of Clana, guys!
#46

beebs said 04/02/07, 5:38 pm (verified)
Please, please, please, can we see some character growth on Smallville? Please can we not have a show revolve around the boring seemingly never ending Clana?! For the sake of everyone involved just kill it! I'm sure the actors will be damn happy as would many many sane viewers.
#45

RichardAK said 04/02/07, 5:33 pm (verified)
In all fairness, the Clana 'ship may have served a useful purpose in the story at one time, but that time is long past. Clark is long overdue to outgrow this wretched woman.
#44

Shansgrl said 04/02/07, 5:30 pm (verified)
Why do you insist that the viewers are interested in Clana? WE ARE SICK TO DEATH OF IT! It's time for both Clark and Lana grow the hell up and move on. Maybe you should as well.
#43

Rachel B said 04/02/07, 5:26 pm (verified)
Clana is boring and repetitive. After six years of watching the same thing I am soooo ready to move on. Please. Kill. Clana. NOW!
#42

jgkemper said 04/02/07, 5:12 pm (verified)
Clana is dragging down the overall story and message supposively being sent for the show. This is a show about Clark and Lex and their journey to become Superman and Lex Luthor. We don't need it to be a soap opera about who loves Lana more. Show us Clark and Lex fighting over things each other are doing, not over a girl.
#41

vero said 04/02/07, 5:05 pm (verified)
STOPPPP CLANA....i don't want to see any more clark and lana together!!!
#40

Jennifer said 04/02/07, 4:36 pm (verified)
Enough with the clana. Gough, you said it was over, we believed you. Paul Levitz of DC comics, please stop this insanity.
#39

slimlinegold said 04/02/07, 3:58 pm (verified)
Having rewatched seasons 1-3 recently I cannot believe we are still where we were five years ago. End this insipid relationship asap please.
#38

Firebunny said 04/02/07, 3:40 pm (verified)
Clana was boring the first 57 times we had to sit through it. The 58th time isn't anymore interesting. A small, but vocal portion of the audience want Clana to continue. Well, they can go read Fan Fiction. The rest of us want to see Clark Kent and Lex Luthor as they head towards their destinies.
#37

Dobson said 04/02/07, 3:32 pm (verified)
Kill it now!!!!
#36

Olivia said 04/02/07, 3:16 pm (verified)
For the love of Superman & Lex Luthor's dignity, please let Clana/Clexana die. After almost seix seasons, we now have a Superman that is still 15 years old and stuck on vapid, uninteresting Lana. Please don't let Smallville's contribution to the Superman fandom be reducing two iconic characters to fighting over an uninteresting girl in Lana Lang. This is a show about Superman and Lex Luthor; not who loves Lana more.
#35

romantic idiot said 04/02/07, 3:15 pm (verified)
If you have any compassion left in you at all, if you have any wish to be known as good showrunners/tv execs - you will stop CLANA! NOW!
#34

Tzigone said 04/02/07, 3:09 pm (verified)
Please let the Clana die. Let them be friends (if she renounces her "33.1 is okay" attitude). But let the romance be dead and buried. It's old and tired. Let Lana shine as a flawed person, but one who can *stand on her own, without a man* and let the show focus on Clark's journey to becoming Superman.
#33

DirkGently said 04/02/07, 3:06 pm (verified)
Isn't it disgraceful that a petition is needed for something that should have occurred two seasons ago? Please KILL Clana and SAVE our sanity!
#32

nzs said 04/02/07, 2:52 pm (verified)
Please, please no more Clana. It kills the forward momentum of the show and makes every.single.character whiny and pathetic. Enough already!! It's past the time for Clark to move on from his high school crush. Bring on the Chlark!!
#31

Richichi said 04/02/07, 2:20 pm (verified)
We HAD ENOUGH!!!!!!!!! CLANA IS BORING AND UNINTERESTING!
#30

About Time said 04/02/07, 1:32 pm (verified)
Clana is so old! Let them become friends and get on with their lives. This Marry-go round is ridiculous!
#29

Courtney said 04/02/07, 1:27 pm (verified)
AMEN! Clana is sooo over done! Its Chlarks turn stop stinging us Chlarkers on! Kill Clana Now
#28

Kelly said 04/02/07, 11:55 am (verified)
No MORE CLANA plissss or SHOOT ME !!
#27

Amanda said 04/02/07, 11:34 am (verified)
Need to Kill Clana had enough of her.
#26

CHLARK said 04/02/07, 11:25 am (verified)
5 years. 5 years. Is how long we have put up with this CRAP. Clana is unbelievable, pathetic, whiny, annoying, overrated, and plain boring me to death. Please end the hostility between these two: make them friends, and let them get on with they're lives.
#25

CreedogV said 04/02/07, 10:23 am (verified)
You've got till the end of the season to resolve this. Come Season 7, if there's even the slightest mention of Clana, I will stop watching and get all my viewing pleasures from pirated videos. (Bad producers! No Neilsons!)
#24

atg said 04/02/07, 9:11 am (verified)
Please stop this Clana crap!
#23

Kira said 04/02/07, 7:39 am (verified)
I can't stand Clana drama anymore. In this season Clark should get over Lana and move on!! My finnish mind is going crazy!!!
#22

Shawn said 04/02/07, 7:19 am (verified)
It's been 5+ years, but 3 years of pure hell. Please stop. Please.
#21

David said 04/02/07, 7:17 am (verified)
I can't stand anymore Clana. Please. Lana should leave the show. Seriously.
#20

S said 04/02/07, 6:47 am (verified)
KILL the B*tch!
#19

chlarklove said 04/02/07, 6:39 am (verified)
Oh yes PLEASE end it already. I can't take it anymore.
#18

Anne said 04/02/07, 5:49 am (verified)
Please let the Clana end. It had it's time and now the characters need to move forward.
#17

poetrfoot said 04/02/07, 5:14 am (verified)
I am so sick of Clana---they have had more than enough chances--and it never works!! i am sick of the angst0----bring on the Chlark love! Clana has had its chance and give the poor dead horse a rest and bury it already. I'll pay for the headstone.
#16

CHLARK = DESTINY said 04/02/07, 4:57 am (verified)
STOP THE CLANA DRAMA!!!!. . .GIVE US A RELATIONSHIP THAT IS ANGST-FREE AND THAT IS BASED ON SOMETHING HONEST AND REAL!!!. . .THE DEFINITION OF THIS IS CHLARK!!!!
#15

inLove_with_Chloe said 04/02/07, 4:54 am (verified)
Clana's gotta go!!! It was nice while it lasted, long ago I mean.
#14

kkjdt said 04/02/07, 4:51 am (verified)
No more Clana Please.. let clark grow up and get over her.. time for chlark
#13

Gaby said 04/02/07, 4:49 am (verified)
oh GOD plese YES kill it now
#12

Mary said 04/02/07, 4:39 am (verified)
Yo! Im a gangsta! LOL jk....And I hate Clana....goshhh....its makes Clark look so whiny and pathetic..Chlark is the only believable ship on this show..CHLOIS AND CHLARK ALL THE WAYYY!!!!!
#11

Jenny said 04/02/07, 4:38 am (verified)
No more Clana! In fact, no more Lana. Write her off the show: she's boring!!!
#10

Schmidt said 04/02/07, 4:35 am (verified)
Clana has become a lovecraftian horror
#9

Erica said 04/02/07, 4:34 am (verified)
Don't let Clana happen again, keep Lexana or let her be alone.
#8

Gen said 04/02/07, 4:30 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#7

Chloe's_beau said 04/02/07, 4:30 am (verified)
The day the Clana died...was the day SV rose from the ashes and became the number one show two years in a row and still counting!
#6

Michael said 04/02/07, 4:26 am (verified)
Clark see's Chloe across the room. He walks at a fast pace and is momentarilly distracted when Lana comes up and blocks his path. "Excuse, me." Clark says to her, pushing her away. He then resumes his course and takes Chloe into his arms.
#5

Aqgalaxy said 04/02/07, 4:24 am (verified)
OHHH PLEASE Let the ship sink!!! The Titanic sank so can Clana!!!
#4

Gea said 04/02/07, 4:21 am (verified)
Plzz.....for Clark's sake..for Superman's sake.........drop the Clana...!!! It is just toooo much of a drag now...!!! get one thing inside your minds.....CLANA isn't the reason hy SV is successful!!!!! Plzzzz....save your viewers!!!
#3

Christie said 04/02/07, 4:19 am (verified)
No more Clana please! We're all sick of it!
#2

Elizabeth said 04/02/07, 4:09 am (verified)
Time to stop the madness!
#1