Send Pablo Paredes to the firing squad
«
»
Image 1 of 3


Author: Eric Neuman
Started: January 31, 2005, 3:40:07 am
Target: to get Pablo Paredes shot by a firing squad
Supporters:

23
Goal:

100
Goal Progress:

23% Complete
Status

Active
The purpose of this petition is to get the traitor and mutineer extrodinare Pablo Paredes lined up and shot. Who is Pablo you ask? Petty officer Pablo Paredes was a seamen assigned to the Bohhamne Richard, a troop ship. On a specified date he was supposed to report for duty for a six month tour in Iraq that would begin by hauling a division of Marines to rotate in. He showed up, but not to get on the ship. He showed up with a t-shirt on that said "Like a cabinet member, i resign" and threw his dog tags and military serial number into the water. Worse still, he called all the local news and radio stations the night before so that they could come down and film him making an ass of himself. He was arrested by MP"s and is currently awaiting his court marshall. Why did he do this? Because he is a flaming liberal who doesn't want to go to Iraq, who hates Bush and all Republicans. He made an ass of himself and will be dishonorably discharged because he would be stationed on a troopship in the gulf (not exactly an unsafe place to be, last time i checked the Iraqi insurgents didn't have too many U-boats.). When asked about his commitment to the navy, his defense was he was "young and stupid" when he first enlisted.

Now, whether you lean to the right or the left you need to realize he is breaking his contract with the navy and is embarrasing his country. It doesn't matter if he doesn't want to go to Iraq, He is obligated to follow the President's orders, whether they're to fly to the moon or flip of the U.N. The simple fact is that he is a commie, a deserter, a mutineer, a selfish coward, and a disgrace to the entire navy. Though he will be court marshalled, i am making this petition to get Pablo lined up and shot by a firing squad for his cowardice, a quick and easy soloution we had to problems such as this before the ACLU came along.



Acne Life Insurance Death Insurance Bextra Asbestos Car Insurance Dental Plans 0 Private Jets Debt Consolidation credit Cards Rewards Cards Equity Loans Equity Line credit Loans Mortgages Pay Day Loans Cash Advance 0 Bankruptcy Reduce Debt Refinance Jet Charter Vioxx Wrongful death Legal Advice Taxes Investing Bonds 0 Online Trading IRA Rollover Refinance Quotes Adult Education Distance Learning Alcohol Treatment Rehab Drug Rehab Spyware Cell Phone Plans 0 Calling Cards VOIP Weight Loss Canadian Pharmacy Depression Spam Filter Lasik Facelift Teeth Whitening Annuity 0 Anti Virus Protection Adult Diaper Free credit Report credit Score Satellite Anti Spam Software Dedicated Hosting Domain Name Need Money Bachelor Degree 0 Master Degree Doctorate Degree Work at Home Quick Book Extra Money Eloan Malpractice Lawyer Lenox China Cancer Payperclick 0 Personal Injury Attorney Lexington Law Video Conferencing Transfer Money Windstar Cruise Casinos Online Term Life Online Banking Borrow Money Low Interest credit Cards 0 Personal Domain Name Cellular Phone Rental Internet Broker Trans Union Cheap Hosting University Degrees Online Online Marketing Consolidate Helpdesk Software Web Host 0 Homeowner's Insurance Yellow Page Advertising Travel Insurance Register Domain credit Counseling Email Hosting Business credit Consumer credit Blue Cross Laptop Computer
Sign this Petition!    Spread the Word!



Discussion Forum
View all Topics Start a New Topic
There are no discussion topics, would you like to post one?

Signatures
Mao Zedong said 04/27/09, 7:33 am (verified)
My friends Hitler and Stalin told me about this petition, so I decided to sign it.
#23

Joseph Stalin said 04/27/09, 7:31 am (verified)
My friend Hitler told me about this petition, so I decided to sign it because I support excecutions.
#22

Adolf Hitler said 04/27/09, 7:26 am (verified)
I support this thread, since I\'m Hitler and all.
#21

Robert Bogart said 02/03/09, 1:33 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#20

Shawn Phillips said 09/01/08, 12:32 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#19

kc said 06/24/08, 11:39 am (verified)
Can I pull the trigger? This is just another case of a fucking wetbacks attitude towards the United States of America.
#18

The Jolly Roger said 05/03/06, 4:04 pm (unverified)
My father is currently over seas fighing for these usless sand niggers and then i hear this bull shit about this stupid spick quitting what a faggot. maybe he can call the news stations so they can film him gassed as he begs for mercy? sounds good to me. FUCK BUSH!
#17

Annetra Raine with help from Numbers USA said 05/02/06, 4:11 am (verified)
Who is crazy enough to vote in favor of amnesty just prior to the Easter recess suggests they are more concerned about illegal aliens marching in the streets than there own constituents. The Frist bill, S. 2454, is not an enforcement-only bill. It would nearly double the importation of foreign workers without any consideration of the impact that would have on American workers. S. 2454 would add 20 million permanent foreign workers and their families to the United States over the next ten years. You and I know this would skyrocket annual immigration over the next decade. Illegal immigration is a crisis in America because illegal aliens are here and taking jobs from American workers and the future of our Children. To vote this way would impugn your honor in front of all fellow Americans and betray us. As a long-time Democrat, I am appalled by even the tought of blatant support of amnesty. The Democratic Party I support does not support cheap labor and lawlessness. Respectfully, Mrs. Annetra Raine
#16

Go away said 04/22/06, 12:52 pm (verified)
BUSH SUCK AND I OPPOSE THIS PETITION WITH ALL MY MIGHT!!!!!
#15

Eat more nuts said 03/28/06, 6:48 pm (verified)
bush rocks ass
#14

NIGGA said 03/25/06, 7:42 pm (verified)
I sure do like to spam oh yes I do Ilspamonyou¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥
#13

Chicken Soup said 02/16/06, 7:13 am (verified)
INGREDIENTS 1 tablespoons olive oil 1 whole chicken, breasts removed and reserved 2 onions 2 quarts boiling water Salt 2 bay leaves 1 large carrot 1 celery stalk 1/2 teaspoon dried thyme 1/4 cup fresh parsley leaves Ground pepper PREP WORK You could use the breast meat in this soup recipe but I prefer to cook them separately in another recipe. If you do use them, wait until the soup is almost finished and then add them back to the pot until they are cooked through. Should only take about 8 to 10 minutes. Dice the onion. Peel the carrots and cut them as well as the celery into 1/4 to 1/2 inch pieces then mince the fresh parsley leaves. HOW TO MAKE AT HOME Heat the oil in a large heavy-bottomed soup pot and sauté the breasts until they are light brown, about 5 minutes. Remove the breasts and set aside. Add half of the onions and sauté until translucent, approximately 4 to 5 minutes. Remove and set aside. Cut up the remaining parts of the chicken (not the breasts) into small pieces to allow them to release their juices in the shortest time possible. This is the hardest part of the recipe. If you have a meat cleaver, it makes the job easier, but if you don’t, do the best you can with a chefs knife. Add the pieces to the pot, and cook for 8 to 10 minutes until no longer pink. Return the onion to the pot, reduce the heat to low, cover, and simmer until the chicken releases its juices, about 20 minutes. Add boiling water, reserved chicken breasts, 2 teaspoons of salt, and bay leaves. Cover and simmer until chicken breasts are cooked, about 20 minutes. Increase the heat if necessary. Remove chicken breasts and set aside. Strain and reserve broth. Skim fat from the broth, reserving 2 tablespoons to be used to cook the vegetables. Add the reserved fat to the soup pot and sauté the remaining onions along with the carrot and celery for about 5 minutes. When the chicken breasts are cool enough to handle, remove and discard the skin and bones
#12

I LOVE ANAL SEX said 01/24/06, 12:33 pm (verified)
LETS ALL HAVE ANAL SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
#11

HOMOSEXUALITY FOR ALL said 01/24/06, 12:31 pm (verified)
LETS FUCK EACH OTHER IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#10

eeeeeee said 01/02/06, 3:03 am (verified)
send him to Abu Ghraib
#9

let him live said 12/21/05, 1:18 pm (verified)
let him live u nazi right wing murderous fucks. I bet u all drink blood every night. If he doesnt want to go, its his choice, so FUCK U NAZI CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
#8

You, sir, are crazy said 11/25/05, 10:15 am (verified)
I've thought of myself as pretty right-wing... but NOTHING compared to you. The communist government you despise so much practices this. The navy is a profession; if you break the contract you get discharged. You do not get shot. Fucking crazy man.
#7

Zorro was a faggot! said 10/28/05, 11:06 pm (verified)
I say, shoot him simply because he's a greasy spic!
#6

Josh H. said 10/01/05, 10:18 pm (verified)
As a First Class Petty Officer, I concur. If it was up to me, I'd hand the coward over to the Iraqi terror squads and let them behead him. Perhaps then he'd see himself for the fool he is.
#5

Brian Markey said 07/30/05, 9:40 pm (verified)
Fuck you, Eric. I say he did the right thing. YOUR types are the traitors.
#4