EMILY FISCHER MUST BE STOPPED!
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Author: EF Stinks
Started: December 20, 2004, 1:03:20 am
Target: EFisherHaters
Category: Economy & Business
Supporters:

54
Goal:

100
Goal Progress:

54% Complete
Status

Active
We, the people, in order to form a cleaner, friendlier Tavern, do admonish the great citizens of Charlottesville and surrounding areas to STOP EMILY FISCHER from contaminating a perfectly lovely dining establishment with her:

-poor tipping
-filth
-bad gas
-refusal to eat perfectly good sausage and other breakfast meats
-long, curly hair that finds its way into everyone's food, and
-general malaise.

Something must be done! We only need 55 signatures to ban Emily Fischer! Do your civic duty!




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Signatures
Emily Anderson said 09/26/09, 9:02 am (unverified)
I support this petition.
#54

al derks said 04/29/09, 11:24 pm (verified)
I support this petition because she eats chapstick and smells bad!!!!!
#53

zach baker said 04/21/09, 5:17 am (verified)
I support this petition. because emily smells bad
#52

dwayne johnson said 04/03/09, 7:18 pm (verified)
BURN THE EVIL WHORE
#51

arif habib said 04/02/09, 10:54 pm (verified)
burn the witch
#50

Thomas Mordor said 03/30/09, 12:55 am (verified)
I support this petition. I would also like to proclaim that lychens will one day rule the earth as well as consume Emily Fischer for misdemeanors and unattractive curly hair. Her disdain for breakfast meats in general will lead to her demise.
#49

Joe Peterson said 03/29/09, 11:57 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#48

Sean McAwesome said 03/29/09, 9:00 pm (verified)
I support this petition because Emily Fischer leaves unsightly rings on my toilet seats at Outback, we have scrubbed and scrubbed, but not even bleach will permeate the filth.
#47

Gracie Phalange said 03/29/09, 8:58 pm (verified)
I support this petition. I hate Emily Fischer as much as I hate Nationwide Insurance Co. Nationwide is not on your side.
#46

Kelso Flannigan said 03/29/09, 8:55 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#45

Eryn Flapjack said 03/29/09, 8:53 pm (verified)
I support this petition. AND I hate, hate, hate Emily Fischer.
#44

emily fisher said 02/25/09, 4:32 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#43

Emily Fisher said 02/20/09, 11:41 am (verified)
My name is Emily Fisher as well, but I still support this petition, for no reason really. lol.
#42

David g said 11/21/08, 2:02 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#41

Kaitlyn Dunn said 10/08/08, 1:54 pm (verified)
GET ER DONE
#40

Abby said 07/18/08, 3:54 pm (verified)
I support this petition. Emily Fischer must be stopped definitely, totally no questions asked. Be gone, demon!!!
#39

matt venia said 07/17/08, 12:21 pm (verified)
Dear God, My ex-wife has really gone crazy. I thought the whoring was bad enough.
#38

EMSFISHHA said 07/02/08, 1:22 pm (verified)
DAR
#37

Emily Fischer said 06/28/08, 5:07 pm (verified)
I'm a Emily Fischer 2, but I do not have curly hair or gas or anything like that. You noob
#36

abby jo said 05/17/08, 7:37 am (verified)
emily fischer is on crack. i believe she is a hairy, crack using, crackerpot. her crack is crackly
#35