We here at HPS condemn any attempt to limit the supply of Hoff to any country within the EU as part of the European Convention on Human (Hoffman?) Rights.
I love Hoff, I am the main distibutor of Hoff material in my office. Every one needs a Hoff update first thing in the morning. we're having a 'Hofftober Fest' in October to celebrate all things Hoff.
Go the Hoff!!! Go for gold, son!! People who don't like HoffMail are just jealous coz the Hoff loves Carla. The Hoff can be my Knight Rider anytime!! ;)
The Hoff emails were funny about the first 1000 times I saw them. Now they just plain suck, and anyone who still thinks that they are funny are clearly suffering intellectually.
PS. Yes my last name really is 'Hoffman' and it is not a poor attempt at a joke.
There's nothing wrong with the Hoff. I love him! (oh, and you too Grant). All you sad people who are petitioning against him are only motivated by jealousy cause he gets so much attention!
What do you call David Hasslehoff jumping into a pool?
David Splashlehoff
What do you call David Hasslehoff as a medieval ruler?
David Castlehoff
What do you call David Hasslehoff as a cowboy?
David Lassohoff
What do you call David Hasslehoff as a servent?
David Vasselhoff
what do you David Hasslehoff in a high speed collision?
David Crashlehoff
what do you call David Hasslehoff being a real jerk?
David Assholehoff
What do you call David Hasslehoff in the WWF?
David wraslehoff
What do you call David Hasslehoff wasting time?
David Procrastlehoff
What do you call David Hasslehoff on 'Girls gone wild'?
David Flashelhoff
What do you call David Hasslehoff mowing the lawn?
David Grasselhoff
What do you call David Hasslehoff giving you a hard time?
David Hasslingyouhoff
What do you call David Hasslehoff smoking opium?
David Hashlehoff
What do you call David Hasslehoff carrying a large sum of money?
David Cashlehoff
What do you call david Hasslehoff with a large red sore?
David Rashlehoff
What do you call David Hasslehoff throwing a ball to someone?
David Passlehoff
What do you call David Hasslehoff running really fast?
David Dashlehoff
What do you call David Hasslehoff getting into a fight?
David Clashlehoff
What do you call David Hasslehoff being hit with a whip?
David Lashlehoff
What do you call David Hasslehoff stepping on a bug?
David Smashlehoff
What do you call David Hasslehoff farting?
David Gaslehoff
What do you call David Hasslehoff throwing a huge party?
David Bashlehoff
What do you call David Hasslehoff taking out the garbage?
David Trashlehoff
What do you call David Hasslehoff in a sitcom about an army medical unit?
David Mashlehoff
It's a pity the anti-Hoff camp here couldn't be a little bit more articulate with thier arguements. Loving the Hoff might give you all an education!
All you hoff Fans are a very strange exsistence, you are bit like flies (not really wanted), a bit like war (not needed), a bit like poofs ( a saw point not needed)
All you hoff Fans are a very strange exsistence, you are bit like flies (not really wanted), a bit like war (not needed), a bit like poofs ( a saw point not needed)
Can't all you anti-hoffs see that this is just a celebration of ironic cheesiness of the eighties? Even the Hoff himself on Johnathan Ross recently knows this and laughs at the situation as well as himself back then? He's enjoying the publicity and why not. Tom Jones enjoyed similar publicity 15 years ago. Hoff 'n' roll!
I say bring on the Hoff. all that what he has done for us.. with knight rider bay watch nothing better then babe's running around with no clothes on... the more hoff the better.
NO MORE HOFF. I superhoffed a guy here, I completely covered his work station in printouts of the emails he sent me. Just do that to those who Hoffmail you and hopefully they will stop!!
