Created by Allynd Dudnikov on 20 March 2008 @ 12:21:37 PM
Dear Warner Bros,
You continue to torment the true fans of Batman, i.e. the Tim Burton fans. First you refused our request to digitally insert Crispin Glover into the film. Then to add insult to injury, you kept the original moustache grown by Gary Oldman when we told you that Pat Hingle's was much better suited for the Batverse. Now we see that all scenes in this film have been directed by Christopher Nolan, a pretentious filmmaker that has chosen to take a totally unrealistic view of Batman and we've decided that the only way to save this franchise is to get a director more capable of handling realism and have him redirect all the scenes, which will then be digitally inserted over the original work directed by Christopher Nolan. We are all in agreement that the ideal man for this re-shoot is director Christopher Nolan. We demand you immediately hire Nolan to re-film the movie and have his work digitally replace all scenes orginally directed by Christopher Nolan. We demand that you comply this time... or otherwise you will suffer the consequences.
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rowan clare KIRBY
HI IT'S ROWAN CLARE I WORK FOR KIRBY....i love my mum and sleep with her and we play.??WHO WANTS TO BUY A KIRBY FROM ME STUFF THE SHARKS....ROWAN CLARE FROM AUSTRALIA MELBOURNE....DONT FORGET KIRBY VACUUM CLEANERS...WE SUCK.
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SalaciousVC
Grrrr
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Danny Glover
OMG!WHYRSERIOUS?
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Crispin Glover
I'm Strong! I can kick!
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Bruce Glover
They made a mistake, an absolute mistake!
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Hole Shot
LAWLZ - TSCOF 4-EVR!!!HODE IT UP!!!
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Robbie Still
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Shoemeister
OMG SRSLY. OK SO AS A FOUNDING FATHA UF TSOCF I MUST PROTEST TTIHS OUTRAGIOUSNESS FROM TEH WB. PLZ. PLZ. LSITEN TO US. REPLACE NOLAN WITH NOLAN. CRUISPIN IS JOKR. ALSO RING BACK HINGLESMYUSTACHEBRUCE GLOVER FTW!
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