Why do Americans think we suck???
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Started: March 3, 2005, 5:01:11 pm
Target: ???
Category: Uncategorized
Supporters:

237
Goal:

1,000
Goal Progress:

24% Complete
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Why do you Americans call us Brits dooshbags and tell us we suck all the time, you suck big time boyos. You destroyed more British tanks in Iraq than you did Iraqi artillery and other stuff and you are supposed to be our friends lol!. Anyway will you just tell us why we suck you nob eds and why do you call FOOTBALL, soccer? what is wrong with you you always email British websites and tell us we suck and you think that we are ugly, let me tell u lot, at least we arent all fat bastards like you people and dont have an average weight of 20 stone lol. SO JUST TELL ME WHY WE SUCK!!!!! GOD BLESS ENGLAND!




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uhhhh said 01/19/07, 5:01 am (verified)
For anyone that thinks Americans are just fat and retarded... we are a democracy first off... so we have ur Parl. system beat there. And secondly, just look at the NFl and compare it to ur pussy soccer players in the FA Premiership. Who dominates the summer olympics? the U.S. Who wins the Tour De France 7 times in a row? An American. Thirdly, we have some of the best universities in the world in our country and amazing doctors and scientists doing amaizng things... So please shut ur mouths about Americans being fat and stupid. You have no arguement... And about ww2, i dont think anyone needs to defend the U.S.... even you morons know we saved your asses. So go have sum fish and chips, and a cup o tea and enjoy our continued dominance in the world
#237

John said 01/19/07, 4:40 am (verified)
The only thing England has is its accent.. You guys still have a queen that takes money from the ppl. Your country is like 1/50th the size of ours with 1/6th the population. Your women arnt hot. Your weather is fucking horrible... These ppl need to shut the hell up because anyone thats been to America knows that its the greatest country on Earth. Anything good from your country ends up in ours, The Beatles, the rolling stones, keira knightley... We really dont care what the fuck you Brits have to say about us... btw its douchebags, not dooshbags you fucking moron
#236

Max Normal said 01/18/07, 6:01 pm (verified)
Simple, Americans are the most xenophobic vacuous and uneducated people in the world. They get all of their history from hollywood, which is of course all a) bullshit (America won this, invented that etc - note that Russia won WWII in Europe - USA had a very SMALL role, Germans designed the apollo rockets, the British invented the internet etc, NONE of the Americans reading this will know these facts. Americans lives are essentially empty and they love to be entertained but hate proper education. Hence, their main attraction is Disneyland, and their knowledge and opinion of the whole world can be compared to this. Americans will go to the resturant where a clown sells them a burger, they truely believe that the Scots wear Kilts and that the British resemble Austin powers and Irish are like leprachauns. Of course, these countries are just as developed and modern, and probably more educated than the USA. largely because of these facts, Americans are highly xenophobic, they believe themselves to be superior due to their vacuous disneyworld stereotypes of the rest of the world. This is why perfectly normal secular Iraqis for example cant go to school, the cinema, have a night out with their kids etc, because the American stereotype says that they are all evil terrorist "towelheads". So if you really want to know why americans hate us, look at their mindless stereotypes, but don't let it bother you. The USA has innovated virtually nothing since their establishment, and their population is less than half of that of Europe. They are rich, but so far as the progression of humanity is concerned, they are a relatively insignificant country.
#235

thats what i think said 01/14/07, 10:36 pm (verified)
The British are cockmouthed faggots and should all be beaten to death.
#234

stfu u brit douchebag said 01/05/07, 10:43 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#233

Zeecron said 01/05/07, 1:10 pm (verified)
BRITISH PEOPLE LIKE BIG FLOPPY DROOPY DONKEY PENIS!
#232

i hate u said 01/04/07, 2:44 am (verified)
I hate u british fucks you are so slimey dirty arrogant and evil and think you are so fucking great and enlightened but you are really gay ass pussies if i was in charge i'd nuke the british isles i hate u
#231

SOSO said 12/16/06, 2:50 am (verified)
Well, i think American say "u suck" to every countries else~~
#230

Americunts said 11/29/06, 2:30 am (verified)
suck my balls america. i'm not even brit and i think brits are way better than those fat bastards called americans. i'm just waiting for u fat bastards to fall from power just as every other major power has through history. america eat shit u fat cunts.
#229

I hate the Brits.They are evil. said 11/12/06, 10:34 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#228

Moop said 09/27/06, 1:08 am (unverified)
I don't think you guys suck, I think you suck but that's different
#227

eng said 08/08/06, 7:30 pm (unverified)
britain is cool the usa is cool the middle east sucks!!
#226

american said 07/25/06, 2:24 pm (unverified)
I have absolutly no problems with the English:)
#225

peanut said 07/11/06, 4:24 am (unverified)
haha i lied i hate you and belive me i can give you reasons -your snobs i lived in england for 3 years and al every one taled about was how much beter you where than everyone else and your stuk up and belive me there are just as many fat people there(you all smell realy bad too=)
#224

Dumb arse american!! said 06/30/06, 12:34 am (unverified)
Don't forget us brits owned your country once and Most probably have owned every other coutry in the world! Us brits Kick arse! The person who said go back to buggering the death is SICK and Twisted! I agree with every thing that #227 has said, JWADD Made me laugh too!!
#223

Brit bastard said 06/02/06, 5:15 pm (unverified)
kentucky_cat_backer, you suck!!!!!!
#222

JV said 06/01/06, 1:55 am (unverified)
what is wrong with you people? why do you hate americans? I love the brits, and especially love your comedy (absolutely fabulous is brilliant!) I don't understand hating eachother-its so stupid, we are all people and all speak the same language - let's hate the French! just kidding...
#221

Lola_iLoveEnglandADN YOUR ACCENT!!!!!!!!!!!!_Lola said 05/23/06, 1:53 am (unverified)
i love england adn the british accent!!!!!!
#220

matt dennys BRITISH RULE! said 05/16/06, 2:37 pm (unverified)
i think americans are a bunch of loud mouthed, idiotic wankers they have no sense of humour and are just plain dull they are all obese and are all into having sex with their own family over here we brits call it incest ans in our country we frown upon it! you are a bunch of saddddd bastards and i wish you all die and rot in hell. fucking bunch of yanky cunts!
#219

Janice said 05/16/06, 4:59 am (unverified)
I DON'T SUPPORT THIS PETITION. people are just over exaggerating.. i don't think americans give a fuck to begin with so why would americans waste their time sending random emails saying brits suck? how old is the person that made this petition anyway?
#218